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It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor little Timmy up here as an example. He's so into his FPS (I'm guessing one of the Medal of Honor titles), that he's crouches as though he's actually a soldier. Unfortunately, the family dog takes this as an invitation to rape away.

Now, I'm not sure which disturbs me more: the fact that the poor kid got mounted, or the fact that he continued to try to play the game while the dog was humping him. I have to congratulate the parent filming -- you managed to keep the camera on the action and give us the important information, while your child was irreversibly traumatized.

Also, I'm glad that I was finally able to use the "beast and location" tag and actually have it be topical.


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Necros's Avatar
Necros at 12/03/2007 13:25
What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
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Necros at 12/03/2007 13:25
What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
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Professor Pew at 12/03/2007 13:26
I just saw this! And Necros you still have Le double-AIDS.
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TheStripe at 12/03/2007 13:27
That kid deserved a good dose of dog penis in front of his parents; Red Steel is rated T. (for terrible. And teen. And that kid is 1 for 2.)
spikejnz's Avatar
spikejnz at 12/03/2007 13:27
And here I thought I'd get first... also cocks!
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wardrox at 12/03/2007 13:27
That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.
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Rockvillian at 12/03/2007 13:27
I told you, play Red Steel one more time, and the dog rapes you.

I'd have to say, the kid had it coming.
Aerox's Avatar
Aerox at 12/03/2007 13:28
This is the best video of all time.

Was the kid screaming because he was dying in the game, or because he was getting buttraped? I couldn't tell.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar
Y0j1mb0 at 12/03/2007 13:28
Classic.
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 12/03/2007 13:30
hahahahaahahahahaha
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foxhound009 at 12/03/2007 13:33
omg hahahah
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Variable Gear at 12/03/2007 13:36
How does he fall over @ 00:08?

Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.

That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.

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Fleet3000 at 12/03/2007 13:36
lol wow that was great. i needed that laugh bad.
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Scientist tz at 12/03/2007 13:38
The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."

Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
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Silverback 55 at 12/03/2007 13:38
Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.
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Upgrayedd at 12/03/2007 13:39
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Variable Gear at 12/03/2007 13:40
@ Silverback 55:

Thanks for telling me that story :D
electristan's Avatar
electristan at 12/03/2007 13:40
it almost looks staged, but why would you stage your son being butt raped by a your dog?
hay what do i care i made me lauph :)
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SourGr8pes at 12/03/2007 13:41
Notice how that kid was MUCH more focused on the game than he was on the red rocket rubbing up against him?

Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer.
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Brad Rice at 12/03/2007 13:46
I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!
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Dale North at 12/03/2007 13:46
fucking dog... literally
Variable Gear's Avatar
Variable Gear at 12/03/2007 13:47
@ SourGr8pes:

"Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer."

OMG in more ways than one LOL!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 12/03/2007 13:47
Damn! That's some hawt shit right there!!!

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Taicho at 12/03/2007 13:49
The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.
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Homes at 12/03/2007 13:56
Hahaha. Made my day.
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Zanch at 12/03/2007 14:02
Oh boy...if I had a nickel...I mean uh...thanks for bringing the lulz!
Gato's Avatar
Gato at 12/03/2007 14:06
Now that's a hardcore gamer.
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CarlostheJackal at 12/03/2007 14:17
epic fo sho!
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AngelsDontBurn at 12/03/2007 14:23
Hahahahaha!
spikejnz's Avatar
spikejnz at 12/03/2007 14:30
@ Richard Blocker

"I don't want to sound gay or anything...but dogs humping little kids is hawt!"
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 12/03/2007 14:37
Someone YTMND this now.
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Snoopbob2006 at 12/03/2007 14:38
butt secks?
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RskimB at 12/03/2007 14:46
bad dog!
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some_dude at 12/03/2007 14:47
Great post, I was laughing my ass off before I even watched the video. Good times, good times.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 12/03/2007 14:51
@ spikejnz

I Don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you've got a really nice ass.

Pariah's Avatar
Pariah at 12/03/2007 14:51


have your pets spayed or nuetered
liam2015's Avatar
liam2015 at 12/03/2007 14:59
hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking awesome

Animals raping humans? Whats next, Beer drinking Ron?
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 12/03/2007 15:02
I lulzed. OUT LOUD.
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Dexter345 at 12/03/2007 15:11
I seriously just laughed so hard at this. Like, for a good thirty seconds. Then I had to explain why I was laughing to my girlfriend.
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ikiryou at 12/03/2007 15:13
Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.
cryocide's Avatar
cryocide at 12/03/2007 15:21
Haha, reminds me of Handbanana from ATHF!
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Jordanr64 at 12/03/2007 15:27
Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"
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trunxkam45 at 12/03/2007 15:34
Poor kid never saw it coming...Get it?
IvoryShipping's Avatar
IvoryShipping at 12/03/2007 15:46
Hahaha, wow.
pizzaface's Avatar
pizzaface at 12/03/2007 15:52
what. the fuck.
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J03yyz at 12/03/2007 16:09
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Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you
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Jordan Grim Devore at 12/03/2007 16:12
Man's best friend indeed.
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Niero at 12/03/2007 16:26
its so much funnier with the screaming
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Samit Sarkar at 12/03/2007 16:43
Ah, the indiscretions of youth.

Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.

Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?

Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry]
Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
raisedmaze's Avatar
raisedmaze at 12/03/2007 16:50
@ Pariah

Damn, I had to wade through 30 responses to see a Bob Barker reference. Someone get that kid new parents.
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