It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor little Timmy up here as an example. He's so into his FPS (I'm guessing one of the Medal of Honor titles), that he's crouches as though he's actually a soldier. Unfortunately, the family dog takes this as an invitation to rape away.
Now, I'm not sure which disturbs me more: the fact that the poor kid got mounted, or the fact that he continued to try to play the game while the dog was humping him. I have to congratulate the parent filming -- you managed to keep the camera on the action and give us the important information, while your child was irreversibly traumatized.
Also, I'm glad that I was finally able to use the "beast and location" tag and actually have it be topical.
Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.
That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.
cashwhOre reviews: Dog Rapes Boy + Amazing vocal range; 11/10
The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."
Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.
I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!
The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.
Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.
Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"
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Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.
Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?
Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry] Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
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1:29 PM on 12.03.2007
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I'd have to say, the kid had it coming.
Was the kid screaming because he was dying in the game, or because he was getting buttraped? I couldn't tell.
Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.
That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.
cashwhOre reviews: Dog Rapes Boy + Amazing vocal range; 11/10
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Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
Thanks for telling me that story :D
hay what do i care i made me lauph :)
Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer.
"Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer."
OMG in more ways than one LOL!
"I don't want to sound gay or anything...but dogs humping little kids is hawt!"
I Don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you've got a really nice ass.
have your pets spayed or nuetered
Animals raping humans? Whats next, Beer drinking Ron?
Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you
Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.
Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?
Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry]
Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
Damn, I had to wade through 30 responses to see a Bob Barker reference. Someone get that kid new parents.