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It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor little Timmy up here as an example. He's so into his FPS (I'm guessing one of the Medal of Honor titles), that he's crouches as though he's actually a soldier. Unfortunately, the family dog takes this as an invitation to rape away.

Now, I'm not sure which disturbs me more: the fact that the poor kid got mounted, or the fact that he continued to try to play the game while the dog was humping him. I have to congratulate the parent filming -- you managed to keep the camera on the action and give us the important information, while your child was irreversibly traumatized.

Also, I'm glad that I was finally able to use the "beast and location" tag and actually have it be topical.


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Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:25
Necros
What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:25
Necros
What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:26
Professor Pew
I just saw this! And Necros you still have Le double-AIDS.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:27
TheStripe
That kid deserved a good dose of dog penis in front of his parents; Red Steel is rated T. (for terrible. And teen. And that kid is 1 for 2.)
spikejnz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:27
spikejnz
And here I thought I'd get first... also cocks!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:27
wardrox
That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:27
Rockvillian
I told you, play Red Steel one more time, and the dog rapes you.

I'd have to say, the kid had it coming.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:28
Aerox
This is the best video of all time.

Was the kid screaming because he was dying in the game, or because he was getting buttraped? I couldn't tell.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:28
Y0j1mb0
Classic.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:30
F Whipple
hahahahaahahahahaha
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:33
foxhound009
omg hahahah
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:36
Variable Gear
How does he fall over @ 00:08?

Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.

That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.

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Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:36
Fleet3000
lol wow that was great. i needed that laugh bad.
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:38
Scientist tz
The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."

Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:38
Silverback 55
Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:40
Variable Gear
@ Silverback 55:

Thanks for telling me that story :D
electristan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:40
electristan
it almost looks staged, but why would you stage your son being butt raped by a your dog?
hay what do i care i made me lauph :)
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:41
SourGr8pes
Notice how that kid was MUCH more focused on the game than he was on the red rocket rubbing up against him?

Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:46
Brad Rice
I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:46
Dale North
fucking dog... literally
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:47
Variable Gear
@ SourGr8pes:

"Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer."

OMG in more ways than one LOL!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:47
RICHARD BLOCKER
Damn! That's some hawt shit right there!!!

Taicho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:49
Taicho
The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.
Homes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 13:56
Homes
Hahaha. Made my day.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:02
Zanch
Oh boy...if I had a nickel...I mean uh...thanks for bringing the lulz!
Gato's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:06
Gato
Now that's a hardcore gamer.
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:17
CarlostheJackal
epic fo sho!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:23
AngelsDontBurn
Hahahahaha!
spikejnz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:30
spikejnz
@ Richard Blocker

"I don't want to sound gay or anything...but dogs humping little kids is hawt!"
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:37
NihonTiger90
Someone YTMND this now.
Snoopbob2006's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:38
Snoopbob2006
butt secks?
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:46
RskimB
bad dog!
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:47
some_dude
Great post, I was laughing my ass off before I even watched the video. Good times, good times.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:51
RICHARD BLOCKER
@ spikejnz

I Don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you've got a really nice ass.

Pariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:51
Pariah


have your pets spayed or nuetered
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 14:59
liam2015
hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking awesome

Animals raping humans? Whats next, Beer drinking Ron?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:02
Spartacus
I lulzed. OUT LOUD.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:11
Dexter345
I seriously just laughed so hard at this. Like, for a good thirty seconds. Then I had to explain why I was laughing to my girlfriend.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:13
ikiryou
Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.
cryocide's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:21
cryocide
Haha, reminds me of Handbanana from ATHF!
Jordanr64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:27
Jordanr64
Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:34
trunxkam45
Poor kid never saw it coming...Get it?
IvoryShipping's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:46
IvoryShipping
Hahaha, wow.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 15:52
pizzaface
what. the fuck.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:09
J03yyz
We got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile, A real life look at each of you to capture your style. You're the red, white and blue, the funny things you do, America America this is you.

Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:12
Jordan Devore
Man's best friend indeed.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:26
Niero
its so much funnier with the screaming
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:43
Samit Sarkar
Ah, the indiscretions of youth.

Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.

Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?

Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry]
Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
raisedmaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 16:50
raisedmaze
@ Pariah

Damn, I had to wade through 30 responses to see a Bob Barker reference. Someone get that kid new parents.
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