What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"

What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"

I just saw this! And Necros you still have Le double-AIDS.

That kid deserved a good dose of dog penis in front of his parents; Red Steel is rated T. (for terrible. And teen. And that kid is 1 for 2.)

And here I thought I'd get first... also cocks!

That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.

I told you, play Red Steel one more time, and the dog rapes you.

I'd have to say, the kid had it coming.

This is the best video of all time.

Was the kid screaming because he was dying in the game, or because he was getting buttraped? I couldn't tell.

Classic.

hahahahaahahahahaha

omg hahahah

How does he fall over @ 00:08?

Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.

That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.

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lol wow that was great. i needed that laugh bad.

The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."

Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?

Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.

@ Silverback 55:

Thanks for telling me that story :D

it almost looks staged, but why would you stage your son being butt raped by a your dog?
hay what do i care i made me lauph :)

Notice how that kid was MUCH more focused on the game than he was on the red rocket rubbing up against him?

Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer.

I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!

fucking dog... literally

@ SourGr8pes:

"Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer."

OMG in more ways than one LOL!

Damn! That's some hawt shit right there!!!

The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.

Hahaha. Made my day.

Oh boy...if I had a nickel...I mean uh...thanks for bringing the lulz!

Now that's a hardcore gamer.

epic fo sho!

Hahahahaha!

@ Richard Blocker

"I don't want to sound gay or anything...but dogs humping little kids is hawt!"

Someone YTMND this now.

butt secks?

bad dog!

Great post, I was laughing my ass off before I even watched the video. Good times, good times.

@ spikejnz

I Don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you've got a really nice ass.

have your pets spayed or nuetered

hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking awesome

Animals raping humans? Whats next, Beer drinking Ron?

I lulzed. OUT LOUD.

I seriously just laughed so hard at this. Like, for a good thirty seconds. Then I had to explain why I was laughing to my girlfriend.

Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.

Haha, reminds me of Handbanana from ATHF!

Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"

Poor kid never saw it coming...Get it?

Hahaha, wow.

what. the fuck.

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Man's best friend indeed.

its so much funnier with the screaming

Ah, the indiscretions of youth.

Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.

Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?

Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry]
Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”

@ Pariah

Damn, I had to wade through 30 responses to see a Bob Barker reference. Someone get that kid new parents.