It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor little Timmy up here as an example. He's so into his FPS (I'm guessing one of the Medal of Honor titles), that he's crouches as though he's actually a soldier. Unfortunately, the family dog takes this as an invitation to rape away.
Now, I'm not sure which disturbs me more: the fact that the poor kid got mounted, or the fact that he continued to try to play the game while the dog was humping him. I have to congratulate the parent filming -- you managed to keep the camera on the action and give us the important information, while your child was irreversibly traumatized.
Also, I'm glad that I was finally able to use the "beast and location" tag and actually have it be topical.
Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.
That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.
cashwhOre reviews: Dog Rapes Boy + Amazing vocal range; 11/10
The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."
Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.
I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!
The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.
Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.
Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"
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Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.
Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?
Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry] Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
That was one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Bravo to the parent that kept filming and giving us the great footage. I almost fell out of my chair.
I thought this was funny until I saw the second video where the dog gets the kid's pants off and the 50 year old man dressed like a Catholic school girl gets from behind the camera and joins in.
don't know which one funnier, the video, which i laughed at so much i cried, or the comments posted, u guys are comedy gold,oh by the way carrierj1, youre a sick fuck, no one else mentioned the shit u did, thx 4 ruinin my mood and the food i was eatin, i do hope you are jokin, if so,shame on you
that video should win an oscar for best rape video with a dog, and that kid should win one for best dog rape victim.
Sadly though, that wasn't his parent(s) filming, but an older brother, as you can tell by the voice. But if it was parents, that's living proof of the worlds worst (best ?) parenting.
"Here timmy, play this game rated mature for graphic violence, and let fido rape you while we film it."
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What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
What the hell was the cameraman thinking? "Haha, this is hilarious, he's getting raped by that - oh wait, that's my kid! Shit!"
I just saw this! And Necros you still have Le double-AIDS.
That kid deserved a good dose of dog penis in front of his parents; Red Steel is rated T. (for terrible. And teen. And that kid is 1 for 2.)
And here I thought I'd get first... also cocks!
That is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.
I told you, play Red Steel one more time, and the dog rapes you.
I'd have to say, the kid had it coming.
This is the best video of all time.
Was the kid screaming because he was dying in the game, or because he was getting buttraped? I couldn't tell.
Classic.
hahahahaahahahahaha
omg hahahah
How does he fall over @ 00:08?
Also, this is the best video I have ever seen. I love how he tries to play the game even though he is being violated. I mean, seriously, try to get away.
That is some amazing blackmail material for later in life.
cashwhOre reviews: Dog Rapes Boy + Amazing vocal range; 11/10
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lol wow that was great. i needed that laugh bad.
The fact that this was being filmed suggests that it's happened more than once and the parent figured "hey! It's funny when the dog rapes my son! I want to capture this on film so we can remember it forever."
Because, honestly, who films their kid playing video games?
Oh god, that is awesome. My friend had a dog that would try to hump you if you bent over. One day my other buddy, Matt, got pissed, grabbed the dog and proceeded to hump it. The point of this story= Matt is a disturbed individual. Anyway that video is fantastic.
@ Silverback 55:
Thanks for telling me that story :D
it almost looks staged, but why would you stage your son being butt raped by a your dog?
hay what do i care i made me lauph :)
Notice how that kid was MUCH more focused on the game than he was on the red rocket rubbing up against him?
Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer.
I was considering making a joke like "That's what you get for letting an 8-year-old play a T rated game." But I felt that was slightly cruel for the front page. Comments, though, it's A-OK!
fucking dog... literally
@ SourGr8pes:
"Now THAT'S a hardcore gamer."
OMG in more ways than one LOL!
Damn! That's some hawt shit right there!!!
The was the most awesome video ever made. Wii is fun for the whole family, including your pedo-rapist dog. Seriously that kid wasn't even legal in dog years.
Hahaha. Made my day.
Oh boy...if I had a nickel...I mean uh...thanks for bringing the lulz!
Now that's a hardcore gamer.
epic fo sho!
Hahahahaha!
@ Richard Blocker
"I don't want to sound gay or anything...but dogs humping little kids is hawt!"
Someone YTMND this now.
butt secks?
bad dog!
Great post, I was laughing my ass off before I even watched the video. Good times, good times.
@ spikejnz
I Don't wanna sound queer or nothing, but you've got a really nice ass.
have your pets spayed or nuetered
Oh my god. That is my new favorite video ever. It just needs a sprinkling of Christian Bale in it.
hahahahahahahahaha that was fucking awesome
Animals raping humans? Whats next, Beer drinking Ron?
I lulzed. OUT LOUD.
I seriously just laughed so hard at this. Like, for a good thirty seconds. Then I had to explain why I was laughing to my girlfriend.
Playing Red Steel is not hardcore; continuing to play Red Steel while being raped by man's best friend is. That said, this poor kid is destined for an epic couch trip with Dr. Fraser Crane.
Haha, reminds me of Handbanana from ATHF!
Why does is have to be his parents tapeing him? Maybe it was his older brother that said "Yeah its cool that dog rapes you when you play your video games. Let me tape it ok?"
Poor kid never saw it coming...Get it?
Hahaha, wow.
what. the fuck.
We got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile, A real life look at each of you to capture your style. You're the red, white and blue, the funny things you do, America America this is you.
Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you
Man's best friend indeed.
its so much funnier with the screaming
Ah, the indiscretions of youth.
Well, the kid looks too young to be playing an FPS to begin with. Since his parents couldn’t make the proper decision, it seems to be a simple matter of the dog taking matters into his own, er, paws.
Also, I’m so glad my roommate wasn’t around, because he probably would’ve been irked at how loudly I was laughing. What’s this kid gonna say when his parents show him this video in five years? Better yet, what are his parents gonna say?
Kid: “I can’t believe I continued playing.”
Parents [laughing]: “Why didn’t you just pause the game and fight the dog off?”
Kid: “Well, look at him! He’s bigger than me, for crying out loud!”
Parents: “Fair enough.”
Kid [comprehension dawns on him]: “Wait a minute...you put this video ON THE INTERNET?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE NOW SEEN ME GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY OUR DOG?!?!”
Parents: “HEY! I don’t want to hear that kind of language in this house!”
Kid: “I can’t believe you guys! I’ll never be able to show my face in public again!”
Parents: “Oh, relax. First of all, it’s a YouTube-quality video, and your back is turned, so no one can tell that it was you getting [giggling] humped. Secondly, we did it for the lulz.”
[kid starts to cry]
Parents: “Looks like we should call a WAAAAAHHHMBULANCE...”
@ Pariah
Damn, I had to wade through 30 responses to see a Bob Barker reference. Someone get that kid new parents.
Haha...wow!! That's way too funny!!
This brings me back... I wonder how Taz is doing these days
I have never laughed so hard at a gaming related video in my entire life. This is precisely why I visit Destructoid.
Destructoid is epic win.
Also, cocks.
Funniest thing I've seen all day
this is hilarious(saying in a tracy morgan tone). Im gonna show this to all my friends with wiis
HAHA funniest thing ive seen in weeks
jesus fuck!
That was one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Bravo to the parent that kept filming and giving us the great footage. I almost fell out of my chair.
hahaha
I would expect this from the PS3, but the Wii? nevar!
Is that safe for work?
1 week earlier... knock at the door...
ROFLDOGCAKES
...What is watched cannot be un-watched...
Is it alrite if Im turned on?
@Niero
Rape usually is.
Oh man, this was absolutely hilarious. The kid sounded like he was enjoying it. Thanks for posting this =)
Warning: dogs can understand that grunts from humans equal orgasms.
Lol! ;OD
Laughed my ass off. Well, least I didn´t get raped my ass off HA!
Was he screaming because dying in the game, or was the name of his dog (bitch): AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I thought this was funny until I saw the second video where the dog gets the kid's pants off and the 50 year old man dressed like a Catholic school girl gets from behind the camera and joins in.
i knew it.
don't know which one funnier, the video, which i laughed at so much i cried, or the comments posted, u guys are comedy gold,oh by the way carrierj1, youre a sick fuck, no one else mentioned the shit u did, thx 4 ruinin my mood and the food i was eatin, i do hope you are jokin, if so,shame on you
Did sum1 say rape?
Haha, thats totally me, rather finish my game than get the dog off my backside.
@kdog96 HAHAHAHHAHAH. Oh man, the screaming is the best part.
Understar: yes considering your relationship with chunk was as close as you got to having ladyfriend.
OMFG that was D-Epic. Lulz Ftw. Great find!
Epic post = epic post.
Also, dog cocks.
that is all.
That dog has a very strong thrust. Very nice.
does that kid even KNOW hes getting butt fucked by a dog?
that video should win an oscar for best rape video with a dog, and that kid should win one for best dog rape victim.
Sadly though, that wasn't his parent(s) filming, but an older brother, as you can tell by the voice. But if it was parents, that's living proof of the worlds worst (best ?) parenting.
"Here timmy, play this game rated mature for graphic violence, and let fido rape you while we film it."