It's very easy to get excited playing the Wii. With everything going on, you sometimes feel like you're in the action -- I know I feel that way when I'm playing Red Steel. Well, sometimes people can get hurt from this. Let's take poor little Timmy up here as an example. He's so into his FPS (I'm guessing one of the Medal of Honor titles), that he's crouches as though he's actually a soldier. Unfortunately, the family dog takes this as an invitation to rape away.
Now, I'm not sure which disturbs me more: the fact that the poor kid got mounted, or the fact that he continued to try to play the game while the dog was humping him. I have to congratulate the parent filming -- you managed to keep the camera on the action and give us the important information, while your child was irreversibly traumatized.
Also, I'm glad that I was finally able to use the "beast and location" tag and actually have it be topical.
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