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Warning: Japanese No More Heroes ad may make you vigorously shake your sword photo

If you ever had doubts that No More Heroes' vertical Wii Remote shaking beam saber recharge gestures were intentionally created to mimic masturbation motions, then this new two page print advertisement from Japan might change your mind.

Go Nintendo has a scan of this ad, in which you'll see that our hero, Travis, just happens to be "recharging his beam saber" on the same beach where a topless Sylvia Christel is sunbathing. 

Perhaps the full-sized scan can help you recharge your own beam saber. Unknown, Arrogant, and Amazing.


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Covertpoet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:23
Covertpoet
i am acttually looking forward to thisw game, i wantit so bad ...maybe... how was killer seven anywaay never got the ca=hance to play it
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:24
Silverback 55
yup, definitely flogging the dolphin in that pic.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:24
king3vbo
The way Travis is squatting over there makes this pic hilarious
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:25
Shin Oni
can't hate the guy for needing some fluid release when trying to be #1.
Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:29
Barcode
@king3vbo

i was thinking the same thing, lol
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:30
Oni
One, please.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:30
Variable Gear
Great ad, because Travis' "Recharge Beam Katana" animation looks similar to masturbation to begin with.

Also, cocks.
handdyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:31
handdyman
lol, gotta go recharge the sword now.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:35
Oni
Y'know, I liked the original VA they used for Sylvia better than the new one with the fake accent. WTF kind of accent is that? Is it Slavic? Russian? French? What is it?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:42
Rockvillian
@covertpoet

Killer7... it depends. I loved it to death, but many will disagree. It's a very different kind of gaming experience so I recommend you at least give it a rent!
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:43
Kif
The guy in the back is so fapping.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:44
loki d20
I've loved what I've seen with the game so far except for one thing: is there a way to disable the ridiculous blood bath from killing someone? It's ok in moderation, but I found it to be like popping a huge balloon full of blood when you kill an opponent.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:50
monosylabik
greatest ad campaign EVER!!!
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:52
nilcam
I loved Suda51's over-the-top style in Killer7. I've been excited since I first heard about No More Heroes. And by excited, I mean "recharge my beam saber" excited. If he keeps this up, Suda may become my favorite game creator.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 11:54
Variable Gear
@ Covertpoet:

Killer 7 isn't great. The game is pretty cheap now (like $10 new), so you could inexpensively check it out for yourself - but I can cover a few points here. The control is pretty whack: A moves you forward and B moves you back. There are 7 playable characters - each with a special ability and unique weapon. When a character dies you have to use a specific character to walk to their body and revive them. The story is nonsensical - but awesome. The music is pretty catchy.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:00
covah
Suda 51 is a baller, the end.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:07
MechaMonkey
Best pickup line evar: "Hey baby, wanna recharge my beam saber?"
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:07
Lord_Satorious
I love risqué ads coming from Nintendo, it makes me laugh all the harder.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:33
F Whipple
Quite possibly the best ad I've ever seen


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Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:34
Myrmidon16
charging, charging, charging, aaaaaaannnnnnnndddd.... done
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 12:55
PwnDaddy
Not sure which is worse, this ad or the one when he was takin' a shit in the "save point".

But do want.
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 13:01
corneliuscack
@pwndaddy

well, at least he isn't charging his sword on the save point. :D
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 13:06
PwnDaddy
Not sure which is worse, this ad or the one when he was takin' a shit in the "save point".

But do want.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 13:10
ShadowXOR
I don't know about you PwnDaddy but I would much rather see a hot naked chick with some guy jacking his beam sword in the back than look at a guy taking a shit.
Grocerspride's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 13:23
Grocerspride
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
- Dark Helmet
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 13:59
Cheeburga
Ah man, I love this game more and more.
dontstaylong's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 15:42
dontstaylong
as if we needed more convincing that the game is going to be awesome.

also, killer 7 is pretty great, even if the gameplay is very strange. the music alone is worth picking it up.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 15:48
Necros
This ad needs to be used in the US.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 16:56
MasterMS
Wow that they couldn't get anyway with something like that in the US
cielo mist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 19:12
cielo mist
all i really have to say is nice
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2007 20:52
Fading Star
:).
sinisterff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 02:48
sinisterff
I knew it!
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 17:08
ShinSennju
Sweet, I preemptively love this game more and more, it better not break my heart.

Also, this ad is made of pure lulz and win.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 10:47
Hitogoroshi
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