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Warning: Japanese No More Heroes ad may make you vigorously shake your sword photo

If you ever had doubts that No More Heroes' vertical Wii Remote shaking beam saber recharge gestures were intentionally created to mimic masturbation motions, then this new two page print advertisement from Japan might change your mind.

Go Nintendo has a scan of this ad, in which you'll see that our hero, Travis, just happens to be "recharging his beam saber" on the same beach where a topless Sylvia Christel is sunbathing. 

Perhaps the full-sized scan can help you recharge your own beam saber. Unknown, Arrogant, and Amazing.


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Covertpoet's Avatar
Covertpoet at 12/05/2007 11:23
i am acttually looking forward to thisw game, i wantit so bad ...maybe... how was killer seven anywaay never got the ca=hance to play it
Silverback 55's Avatar
Silverback 55 at 12/05/2007 11:24
yup, definitely flogging the dolphin in that pic.
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king3vbo at 12/05/2007 11:24
The way Travis is squatting over there makes this pic hilarious
Shin Oni's Avatar
Shin Oni at 12/05/2007 11:25
can't hate the guy for needing some fluid release when trying to be #1.
Barcode's Avatar
Barcode at 12/05/2007 11:29
@king3vbo

i was thinking the same thing, lol
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 12/05/2007 11:30
One, please.
Variable Gear's Avatar
Variable Gear at 12/05/2007 11:30
Great ad, because Travis' "Recharge Beam Katana" animation looks similar to masturbation to begin with.

Also, cocks.
handdyman's Avatar
handdyman at 12/05/2007 11:31
lol, gotta go recharge the sword now.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 12/05/2007 11:35
Y'know, I liked the original VA they used for Sylvia better than the new one with the fake accent. WTF kind of accent is that? Is it Slavic? Russian? French? What is it?
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Rockvillian at 12/05/2007 11:42
@covertpoet

Killer7... it depends. I loved it to death, but many will disagree. It's a very different kind of gaming experience so I recommend you at least give it a rent!
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Kif at 12/05/2007 11:43
The guy in the back is so fapping.
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loki d20 at 12/05/2007 11:44
I've loved what I've seen with the game so far except for one thing: is there a way to disable the ridiculous blood bath from killing someone? It's ok in moderation, but I found it to be like popping a huge balloon full of blood when you kill an opponent.
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monosylabik at 12/05/2007 11:50
greatest ad campaign EVER!!!
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nilcam at 12/05/2007 11:52
I loved Suda51's over-the-top style in Killer7. I've been excited since I first heard about No More Heroes. And by excited, I mean "recharge my beam saber" excited. If he keeps this up, Suda may become my favorite game creator.
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Variable Gear at 12/05/2007 11:54
@ Covertpoet:

Killer 7 isn't great. The game is pretty cheap now (like $10 new), so you could inexpensively check it out for yourself - but I can cover a few points here. The control is pretty whack: A moves you forward and B moves you back. There are 7 playable characters - each with a special ability and unique weapon. When a character dies you have to use a specific character to walk to their body and revive them. The story is nonsensical - but awesome. The music is pretty catchy.
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covah at 12/05/2007 12:00
Suda 51 is a baller, the end.
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MechaMonkey at 12/05/2007 12:07
Best pickup line evar: "Hey baby, wanna recharge my beam saber?"
Lord_Satorious's Avatar
Lord_Satorious at 12/05/2007 12:07
I love risqué ads coming from Nintendo, it makes me laugh all the harder.
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 12/05/2007 12:33
Quite possibly the best ad I've ever seen


fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 12/05/2007 12:34
charging, charging, charging, aaaaaaannnnnnnndddd.... done
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PwnDaddy at 12/05/2007 12:55
Not sure which is worse, this ad or the one when he was takin' a shit in the "save point".

But do want.
corneliuscack's Avatar
corneliuscack at 12/05/2007 13:01
@pwndaddy

well, at least he isn't charging his sword on the save point. :D
PwnDaddy's Avatar
PwnDaddy at 12/05/2007 13:06
Not sure which is worse, this ad or the one when he was takin' a shit in the "save point".

But do want.
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ShadowXOR at 12/05/2007 13:10
I don't know about you PwnDaddy but I would much rather see a hot naked chick with some guy jacking his beam sword in the back than look at a guy taking a shit.
Grocerspride's Avatar
Grocerspride at 12/05/2007 13:23
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
- Dark Helmet
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 12/05/2007 13:59
Ah man, I love this game more and more.
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dontstaylong at 12/05/2007 15:42
as if we needed more convincing that the game is going to be awesome.

also, killer 7 is pretty great, even if the gameplay is very strange. the music alone is worth picking it up.
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Necros at 12/05/2007 15:48
This ad needs to be used in the US.
MasterMS's Avatar
MasterMS at 12/05/2007 16:56
Wow that they couldn't get anyway with something like that in the US
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cielo mist at 12/05/2007 19:12
all i really have to say is nice
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 12/05/2007 20:52
:).
sinisterff's Avatar
sinisterff at 12/06/2007 02:48
I knew it!
ShinSennju's Avatar
ShinSennju at 12/06/2007 17:08
Sweet, I preemptively love this game more and more, it better not break my heart.

Also, this ad is made of pure lulz and win.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar
Hitogoroshi at 12/07/2007 10:47
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