If you ever had doubts that No More Heroes' vertical Wii Remote shaking beam saber recharge gestures were intentionally created to mimic masturbation motions, then this new two page print advertisement from Japan might change your mind.
Go Nintendo has a scan of this ad, in which you'll see that our hero, Travis, just happens to be "recharging his beam saber" on the same beach where a topless Sylvia Christel is sunbathing.
Perhaps the full-sized scan can help you recharge your own beam saber. Unknown, Arrogant, and Amazing.
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11:25 AM on 12.05.2007
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i was thinking the same thing, lol
Also, cocks.
Killer7... it depends. I loved it to death, but many will disagree. It's a very different kind of gaming experience so I recommend you at least give it a rent!
Killer 7 isn't great. The game is pretty cheap now (like $10 new), so you could inexpensively check it out for yourself - but I can cover a few points here. The control is pretty whack: A moves you forward and B moves you back. There are 7 playable characters - each with a special ability and unique weapon. When a character dies you have to use a specific character to walk to their body and revive them. The story is nonsensical - but awesome. The music is pretty catchy.
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But do want.
well, at least he isn't charging his sword on the save point. :D
But do want.
- Dark Helmet
also, killer 7 is pretty great, even if the gameplay is very strange. the music alone is worth picking it up.
Also, this ad is made of pure lulz and win.