"Out on an assasination run the stress gives me bad acne problems and blemishes. Proactiv lets me change that by getting the most out of my skin and the most out of my kills."
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Warhound beats Crysis in big acne scars
Will you look at this poor man's face? I'm all for realistic imperfect skin texturing, but this latest bid by Polish developer Techland seems a bit too severe. Compare with this screenshot from Crysis and you'll see why I'm making a fuss. This looks like asphalt! Even the filthiest acne-prone teenagers don't look this bad. Dermatological shortcomings aside, Warhound does promise a few interesting twists to the FPS formula worth noting:
Meanwhile, The Freshmakers are perfecting the FPS jungle sim, so it's hard not to hold this up in comparison. Crysis is going to be such a tough act to follow; my heart goes to any studio stuck trying to share shelf space with it. Hopefully the reported role-playing elements will be enough to help Poland. The game is slated for a year end release on the 360 and PC. [Via Gamekult] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)All this is building up to one thing. Product placement for Neutrogina and Proactiv.
"Out on an assasination run the stress gives me bad acne problems and blemishes. Proactiv lets me change that by getting the most out of my skin and the most out of my kills." hey don't make fun of beautt-challenged people. I for one think killing people with acne is actually doing them a favor. zing I'm sure I'll notice all those pores when I'm unloading my machine gun into a crowd and then booking it for cover. The fact that they apply the heavy dimples, not acne scars, to the whole face is what makes it somewhat unrealistic. But it'll probably stay that way... the other thing that makes it unrealistic is that the dude looks like he was made on a vacuum form table. The crysis shots look great which doesnt really help the poor acne-covered plastic-man very much either. 4:45 PM on 04.23.2013 Dragon Ball tacos: La Cumbia de Goku goes viralFour days ago the musical group "Cañada de la Cumbia" posted a tribute to Dragon Ball Z and the video is spreading like wildfire -- over 3.2 million views at the time of this posting. Despite my last n...
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