Don't get me wrong, I'm really excited for Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, but holy crap, if the developers suck its cock any harder in this video, it'll be worn down to a bleeding, spunking little nub.
The footage looks ace, although I always cringe when developers compare their games so closely to movies. I don't want a "movie I can play," I want a videogame that stands on its own merits. I maintain that it's a disservice to games to want them to emulate films.
Ah well, whatever. ORKS!
Top-down '70s heist simulator The Masterplan now available on Steam Early Access
4:00 PM on 09.16.2014