For some reason, sex and Rock Band don't associate themselves in my mind, but I suppose even bananas and masking tape can look sexy if placed in the right situation. Enter this Ebay auction, in which you can win the new Rock Band bundle along with two Guitar Hero 3 Gibson SG guitars ... and Chloe.
What will Chloe do for you? Well, she will apparently open the gifts for you (which makes no sense to me -- it's my goddamn gift and I wanna open it), and possibly slither all over them once opened. Then she'll take pictures with you before she leaves, leaving you with a tent in your pants, and a brand new copy of Rock Band.
Now, I was thinking about this last night driving home: If I were a guy and I had the choice between going to a strip club and blowing a bunch of money to not touch a semi-naked girl, or stay home and watch porn for free, well, I'd take the latter every time. Maybe for some, suggestion is just more fun. The girl posted her MySpace link, so I went to investigate. Occupation? "Dancers, models, Suicide Girls and Adult entertainers." Shocking!
[Thanks Adam!]
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11:18 AM on 11.29.2007
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Best. Christmas. Ever.
Christmas rape anyone? Actually Christmas rape sounds more tasteful than i thought it would
I'm not getting a good feeling on the product being sold in this auction.
This hold over from last year's "I'm selling a PS3 LOOKATME!!!!" auctions is now very tired and needs to stop now.
I think I love you now...
And I love that no returns will be acceted on this auction.
Porn is always the cheaper and easier of the two solutions. A guy will spend hours in a strip club and loses tons of cash, but a porn, he'll be lucky to make it to the 20 minute mark and you've got oodles of free time afterwards to ditch him to do something else.
Btw, I love this:
NO RETURNS WILL BE ACCETED ON THIS AUCTION!
Idiots.
You'd prefer to get Master Chief come? That's just dirty.
Are you saying you are good at oral sex?
Or that you stand on a fault line while eating sour patch kids?
LOL, replace sour patch kids with cocaine.
I'm sorry, what were we talking about.
Also, she's going to crush the boxes.
Someone tell that chick to get off the fucking box!
@nihontiger
NO, you're not wrong.
Cool idea I suppose, but I can't help but wonder that unless the value of the auction goes WAY up they're probably going to lose money traveling across the country to deliver it. Although I suppose the goal is self-promotion so they'll probably come out on top either way.
If you're gonna be a sex depraved geek at least do it in style.
I was refering to the article from Sarcastic Gamer.com
But In that sense, I'd prefer Samus Aran.
*has horrible flashbacks of old fat guys*
*has horrible flashbacks of old fat guys*
I live on a college campus. I can get girls to do the same thing for free with a little "convincing."