I would say she is somewhat lukewarm.

Does anyone else think that the bathroom doll scene from Grandma's Boy is gonna be recreated by a lot of ppl when this thing releases??? (Damn I love that movie no matter how damn stupid it is)

Sorry...

Hehe

I see someone printing HUGE sizes of these and making "body pillows."

Uh oh. :/ Lol. I'm sure someone out there actually thought about it, damn otakus!

Goddamn. I'm aware that male gamers in general seem to be a hormone driven bunch, but god damn. What kind of moron would want to buy this, AND retain the last shred of self dignity they have?

I had nothing against Jessica Chobot until now, but selling herself like this makes me hope she gets hit by a train.

Dear ladies in gaming, if you want to be taken serious, I suggest not to have half naked anime statues made of yourself.

thats the whore that licks electronics and turned it into an undeserved writing career, right? I wonder if the toy will be of her licking something... and in turnh, i wonder if she'll lick the toy. recursion? yes please, i'll take two.

but seriously, does anyone even give a rats ass about this ho-bag?

Wow you meet the nicest people on the internet.

It's just an anime statue, not an increase in gas prices, so chill. Though I get rather tired of the "sex sells" bit myself (wasn't there a woman's liberation movement a few decades ago?) there is no reason to say shit like "I hope she gets hit by a train", etc. Seriously, some you guys got to get off of WoW and go outside and socialize more. It's healthy.

If I got an action figure made of me, it would have to look wicked cool like the Resident Evil figures by Neca or the Army of Darkness figures by McFarlane. It must be McFarlane or Neca - no other companies would be worthy of my likeness.

@Faith

As long as the panties are removable, I'm down.

Heh heh heh heh..........

Some of you people take this "gaming" stuff to seriously.

I don't see how this is any different from those Castle Crashers figures.
And where do you people get off on calling her a whore just because she's in a bikini?

Congrats I guess. It's too bad the art in those images sucks. It's just more of the typical fake anime shit, the likes of which pervade our television tubes these days, in an attempt to appeal to those who've gone hard for Pokemon and everything to come down the pipeline from Japan ever since. It's Jessica in name only, really.

Honestly, that's great that someone out there looked at Jessica and thought "Hey, she's licked electronic appliances before, so let's go ahead and make a couple of scantily-clad statues of a gross approximation of her in a really shitty anime style to appeal to hormone-driven video game fanatics!", but there's so much wrong with all of that, that it's sort of hard not to be kind of disgusted by it, even as I'm congratulating Jessica for being immortalized in such a fashion.

Hey, I just think that if they're going to slap her name on something, they ought to take pride in it. There's nothing really wrong with the scantily-clad part, but I'd be pissed if someone attached my name to what looks to be nothing more than an ill-conceived cash-in.

Damnit chobot - get your facebook account into gear and accept the millions of fans you have.

I would like to coat her in my man-juice. Other than that, she's a stupid whore.

I know there is a ton of negative reactions to this, but I bet Chobot is pretty excited about it, especially being a big anime fan. Seriously, who would turn down being made in to an action figure? If you don't like it, don't buy it!

i'm with pangloss [and not just because of his icon] i want the whole set. [; Congrats jessica for the conversion to plastic. I will have to track these down....

First of all: Bloodylip stole my icon!!! WTF!?

Second: I'm NOT a journalist you tardo! I'm a videogame HOST!(ahem *Bas* ahem). I don't do reviews! Now for the THOUSANDTH time-GET IT RIGHT!

Christ!

As for looking or not looking like me...I really think it looks like me. If it's generic, well I guess that means I'm generic looking, but it has all the makings of what I look like (roughly): Brown hair, tramp stamp, t-shirt and jeans (and that bikini is actually mine btw. Bought that bad boy at Target). The only thing I notice thats off is that my eyes are green and not brown-so they're changing that.

Seriously though, for those of you making these acusations that I don't know what I'm talking about-it's so obvious you're strictly trolling. I certainly don't expect everyone to love me, but if you're going to hop on a message board at least back it up with some knowledge of what you're saying.

There's a difference between:

"I don't like Jessica because when she was on GGL's Free-For-All-Friday podcast she expressed her love of FFVIII when it's OBVIOUS that FFVII is superior. Plus the fact that she's more excited to play RE5 than Madden for the Wii shows she's uneducated in the way of videogames".

V/S

I don't like Jessica because she's a whorey-whore butt! MEH!

See!!!!??? Amirite!? Amirite!? Hell fucking yes I'm right! And don't you forget it! /spankingyourassrightnow(andnotinthehappyfunway).

And let me just hint at this now....

Wait till you see what else I have coming around the corner. It's REALLY going to piss you off.

MUWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

(although it probably won't be announced for another year. Or maybe myself and my co-worker on it will just let it surface a bit at a time.....)

Sorry, but my avatar is the real deal, not stolen from you. Yours has some barely legible writing on it. Either way, I've been meaning to change mine to my more adorable kitteh, so I guess I'll finally do that. Don't want people thinking I'm some kind of Adrienne Barbeaubot.

@ Bloodylip-you're right. That is a rather adorable kitten. All I can say to that is: Can I Has Cheezeburger?

@GuitarAtomik: You're welcome. It was a good song ^_^

@Unstoppablejuggernaut: Sorry to say, it's not a removable-clothes hentai figurine. But it is fucking phenomenal and if I can get financial backers for it-it's going to create a shit storm amongst certain people. And when I say "shit" I mean "poop".

@ Sharpless: First of all, I'm not a "girl gamer." Screw that! I'm a gamer. Just because I have tits doesn't help me game-so why should it matter.

However, I have no problem with bikini-flaunting. My viewpoint on it is: If you got it, flaunt it. Youth is fleeting and soon you're going to be some wrinkly, crazy old person who gums their corn and can't have sex anymore because you're so hideously old and decrepid; so you might as well have as much fun when you're young as you can (and since I'm now 30, that "young" thing is close to being on it's way out).


Look at it this way. When I'm at the retirement home, alone and getting abused by some big orderly, I can look at that statuette and remember the good old days when I used to get flame on the internet and could play Guitar Hero on hard without arthritis pains kicking in.

Damn-thats a lot of commentary...I'm sooo bored today.

Ack, I was talking about when "gaming women" dress scantily, in that first paragraph. Forgot to specify.

We need to hook you up with Hasbro

I'll never understand why attractive gamer girls are so revered, I'd rather have a semi-decent looking one who knows what she's talking about than one who gets by because she's hot.

Chobot is no better than girls like Webb and Olivia, getting by on looks alone, I honestly can't think of a more insignificant figure than one of Jessica Chobot.

Then again its not really their fault that the videogame fanbase is made off mostly of men who have never seen a hot woman that didn't have .jpg at the end.

How exactly is the videogame industry supposed to expand toward female gamers, when even female videogame journalists must be pretty to gain huge amounts of attention.

Give me someone like Leigh Alexander, she's pretty, very smart and doesn't lower herself to wearing bikinis and licking PSP's to get her fanbase, she does it with words and well written articles.

@Kyousuke

You should probably read an interview or two with Jessica or read her blog before you say something like that. If you had, you'd know she plays games, you'd know she likes playing games, and you'd know that even if she wasn't working in the industry, she would still play games.

Just because she has boobs and she's not shy about them, doesn't give you the right to write her off like that.