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Want your own Jessica Chobot? Now you can have one, kinda photo

Yes, I myself would have to say I would like my own Jessica Chobot. However, since it's highly unlikely that I can steal the real thing and hide her away at my house, I may have to settle for the next best thing. Southern Island Toy Company has announced a limited edition Jessica Chobot anime-style statues after meeting her at San Diego ComicCon. There will be 500 made of each and they will be sold on the specialty market (at retailers such as Hot Topic and Spencer's) as well as online. Cheers, beautiful lady -- as the first game journalist to be immortalized in toy form, you make us proud!

This whole thing got me thinking I would really like to have a Destructoid action set. Niero with removable helmet and pew pew pew action sounds? Ron Workman with interchangable cat masks?  How about Chad Concelmo deluxe set with dolphin companion? The list goes on. I feel a Photoshop coming on. Faithful community? Help me make my fantasy come true, even if it's only here in the comments. I'll buy you ice cream at PAX.


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Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 08/13/2007 22:27
I am unable to read the post
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 08/13/2007 22:28
Lemon, where's your ambition? I want all three, myself.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 22:28
she's a stupid, stupid whore.

but if the figure was a transformer of chobot to robot, wouldn't that be weird??
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 08/13/2007 22:29
So, why does she look like a 14-year-old slut?
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 08/13/2007 22:29
Aw Electro. *blush*
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 08/13/2007 22:30
I dont care how dumb she is. She does it for me big time. One of the hottest chicks I can think of right now.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 22:31
why is her butt-hole seperated in the second one. It's like her poonan has created a wall in her gooch.
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 08/13/2007 22:35
To make a complete analysis on who I would want more, Im gonna need colette and tiff bikini-clad-licking-electronics photos.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar
MaximusPaynicus at 08/13/2007 22:41
It's slightly disturbing to imagine guys going into Hot Topic to get their hands on a 12 year-old Jessica Chobot.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 08/13/2007 22:44
STEALIN MAH IDEAZ ;__;
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 08/13/2007 23:02
Jesus, she aint that hot.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
michiyoyoshiku at 08/13/2007 23:03
Jessica Chobot is fake.
Jchobot's Avatar
Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:05
Ohhh, now some of these comments just aren't very nice.

I'm not 12.
Jchobot's Avatar
Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:08
"Yes, I myself would have to say I would like my own Jessica Chobot. However, since it's highly unlikely that I can steal the real thing and hide her away at my house, I may have to settle for the next best thing."

Wait...this article was written by Colette, right!?

HAWT!
Hey girl, you know my number-you gonna' be in Germany?
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:09
hey, it's jessica chobot!!!

well now I feel bad.

There really is a human being beneath our mean and callow comments.

I'm sorry. I'll buy a figure to make it up to you. :(

and a pony.
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 08/13/2007 23:11
Chobot!! You make me happy in pants!!!
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Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:12
Hmmm...

I was going to tell you to eff-off.

But then you mentioned the pony. So it's ok.

Seriously though-whats the deal people!? Its a fucking figure, not like I won a million bucks. Ease up a bit.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:14
if you had a figure of you riding a pony that is also a transformer, I'd buy, like, 3 of them.
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Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:14
"if you had a figure of you riding a pony that is also a transformer, I'd buy, like, 3 of them. "

Christ dude! So would I!!! That would rawk.
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Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:17
brb-gotta go get foodz.
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 08/13/2007 23:17
Yes, it's JUST a FIGURE!
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William Haley at 08/13/2007 23:22
If it has rapid PSP-licking action I will consider getting one for my little brother. As for me, I'll hold out for the Chobot Dead or Alive-style pillow.

Who's creeped out yet?

*raises hand*
Reeper's Avatar
Reeper at 08/13/2007 23:22
I have a Chobot, she infla....

Nevermind.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:23
I just flamed with jessica chobot, then we became super best friends.

but now she's gone, so like a catty lil' bitch in middle school, I'm gonna gossip.

"So, did you, like, see Chobot? She's, like, OMG, wearing that, like OMG, thing, like."

"OMG"

Middle school was mean :(
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 08/13/2007 23:23
They should make large Chobot and Colette pillows.
Just a figure... I'd still hit it.
And by the way, the new transformer figures suck!
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 08/13/2007 23:25
Dang! Haley stole mah bike.
No, my pillow idea.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:26
I have ironside, I think it's bitchin', but optimus look fischer-pricie.

I <3 beast wars, though.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:31
That's nasty.

Rockin' the boots though.......
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:36
^^^^
ummmmmmmmmmmmm, is that real? I'm having trouble believing.......
Jchobot's Avatar
Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:37
Action Bastad: OMFG! You winz interwebz.

(I think my vagina just sealed itself shut after seeing that picture).
Lowtax's Avatar
Lowtax at 08/13/2007 23:45
:l Sometimes after I see a girl who's intangible avatar is as secksi as her interweb pix i like to play DOTA and tell all of my DOTA friends that I found a hawt eurodota chick to tickle my naix.


[url=\http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDdNDt_S70/]THE DOTA -_-;[/url]
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Lowtax at 08/13/2007 23:46
:l Sometimes after I see a girl who's intangible avatar is as secksi as her interweb pix i like to play DOTA and tell all of my DOTA friends that I found a hawt eurodota chick to tickle my naix.


[url=\http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDdNDt_S70/]THE DOTA -_-;[/url]
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:48
Dear Jessica Chobot,
What's matt casamassina like? I've always wanted to meet him. he seems like such a jolly fellow. does he like wiimotes?
hugs and kisses,
topgeargorilla
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Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:49
Double post and red "X" pic FTL @ Lowtax.


If my vagina was sealed shut it couldn't really open Coronas, but that's not saying my clit couldn't wrench that top off.

Oh, and....

Hell yeah I'd charge! I've got bills to pay and children to feed!
Jchobot's Avatar
Jchobot at 08/13/2007 23:51
"Dear Jessica Chobot,
What's matt casamassina like?"

He's pretty much an asshole, but thats ok because he means well.

(actually, I totally kid. He's really a sweet boy and excellent father).

And, "yes" he enjoys Wiimotes but not as much as Bozon does.
(Bozon likes to put wiimotes between a hot dog bun and slather it in strawberry jam).
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 08/13/2007 23:55
All this chobot vagina talk is going to make it hard for me to sleep, in more ways than one.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/13/2007 23:55
Dudes, did I or did I not just ask Niero for my own personal Chobot, in his "new feature request" post?

NIERO IS TRULY A GOD.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/13/2007 23:56
oh, well that's cool, as long as it's not in his butt.

butt + wiimote= no bueno
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 08/14/2007 00:01
Action Bastard made Chobot's vagina seal up forever. Nice job, why don't you mail that pic to Adriana Lima and Ivanka Trump while you're at it and then there will be no point in living anymore.

Fag!
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CannibalCalvin at 08/14/2007 00:02
I needs me a Colette one. This shit is HOT!
Jchobot's Avatar
Jchobot at 08/14/2007 00:02
right-o gents and ladies (???)

I'm gonna go eat my fast food order and watch a documentary about female prisons.

Have fun and behave yourselves while I'm gone.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/14/2007 00:05
they have lesbian sex in female prisons.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/14/2007 00:08
LOL @ topgear's comment. I peed.
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 08/14/2007 00:12
@Action Bastard

Here's the line: I .
And here's you: ^
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 08/14/2007 00:17
action bastard:

Haley just said you're on the line.

cross it, and you'll have lesbian sex in prison.
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 08/14/2007 00:25
Or gay man-secks prison, he could go either way.
Rogue Trooper's Avatar
Rogue Trooper at 08/14/2007 00:26
Why the heck do people care about this? In fact, why are they even making a model of her? She isn't that hot, if given a choice, I would take Claudia Black over her.
God Len's Avatar
God Len at 08/14/2007 00:27
Marry me Chobot!

(i've gots me lots of animes!!)
Riser Glen's Avatar
Riser Glen at 08/14/2007 00:31
@Ron Sex With Face Workman

Damn, Mr. Workman. I didn't think you could top "Ron Riser Glen 4 Eva Workman", but you figured out a way...
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar
MaximusPaynicus at 08/14/2007 00:33
@Rogue Trooper
Dude, hold on a second -- there is a difference between saying an anime-style doll of Jess is creepy, and saying she's not hot. One is an opinion, the other is a downright lie punishable by death in 72 countries.
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