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Want to work for Ubisoft? You just need to organize a 'dream team' photo

Having apparently grown tired of the formulaic process of accepting applications from hopeful employees, developer/publisher Ubisoft has decided on a more interesting way to find its next development team. And of course it relies on you doing all the footwork. The offer Ubisoft is making is for you to get in touch with a bunch of talented people within the games industry that don’t know you, and somehow convince them to drop whatever they’re working on right now and sign up for some unknown project. Yeah, Ubisoft isn’t saying what, exactly, your team will be working on, but the cute girl in the explanation video says that it’s an upcomming AAA project. Hopefully that means you won't get stuck making the next Animalz game.

I was about to pick up the phone and start calling my old pals Ken Levine, Nobuo Uematsu, Will Wright, and everyone that works at Treasure to see if they were interested in signing up for this, but then I got to thinking about all the talent we have right here at Destructoid. I can see it now: Anthony can come up with and refine the gameplay mechanics, Dale can compose the music, Jim Topher can make with the pretty visuals, and Chad can be our ridiculously good looking producer that convinces people to try our horribly mish mashed product. I also know that Fronz got a gaming related degree -- though I forget for what -- so he can do everything else.

This might not end up as my best idea ever, but maybe we’ll get lucky and no one else will enter. If you’re interested in giving this a shot -- and reducing our chances of winning by 95 percent -- then head on over to the official site to get all the details. You’ll need to solve a complex matching puzzle to gain admittance, so I’ll give you a hint: the lamp isn’t a selectable teamate.

If you had the ability to work with any game developer of your choice, who would you pick?

[Via GameFocus]








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JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 20:57
JynxShot
Cliffy B (nicknames never go away, sorry dude) and Tomonobu Itagaki to do gameplay mechanics, Kojima would write the plot, and Suda 51 would do all the scenario stuff and stylistic touches as well as overall design. This way we have a kickass story with some crazy original aesthetics with tight, refined gameplay and high-end graphics.
Any FMV's would be handled my JP movie director Ryuhei Kitamura.
The best part though, is that no matter what the game is about or who the main character is, their spoken dialogue will be comprised entirely of vocal samples from the late Tiny Tim's discography.
And Jade Raymond would show up in the ads only if she agrees to wear a facemask and change her voice so nobody can tell who the hell she is. In fact, we'll use Tiny Tim samples for her, too.
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 21:03
The Unforgivable
damn, that is a good team Jynxshot.

I would have Jesus, Muhammad, Moses, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Zi, and SeaMan would be on my team. They will make the bess video game evar.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 21:18
Technophile
How about a fighting game.

The City of Heroes/Villains team for the character customization

The Blizzard FMV team for the character endings and intros FMV's

Itagaki and Team Ninja and the Project Soul team for the fighting mechanics and character designs

Nobuo Uematsu for music (character themes and stages)

Story by ... whomever. It's a fighting game.

and I'll design the bonus stage mini-games. :D
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 21:23
Dale North
we are the dream team.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 21:25
ScottyG
Heh. I'd like to think I'm a solid programmer, but I've never really done any game programming. Although... in Quebec you can watch Bleu Nuit...

Hmmm...

Anybody need a programmer? ^_^
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 21:26
weedgan
This is all you need.

JOHN CARMACK.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 22:16
kawitchate
i think you needs a programmer.
like 10 of 'em or more.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/07/2008 22:31
MechaMonkey
Could we scrounge up a team out of Dtoid members? I think it's worth a go. Not that I have any talents.
glentennis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 00:08
glentennis
Miyamodo, suda 51, at least three people from retro, and some guy who knows how to work with a 360
Dudemullet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 00:27
Dudemullet
I'm a dev so I'd probably pick someone good with graphics, Dan paladin I choose you!!!!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 02:53
Fronz
hahahaha, so tempting! i think i smell an ashton kutcher though....
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 07:33
parrothead
Is Workman the cock, I mean rooster, that is left outside?
miketava's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 09:03
miketava
Don't you guys try to steal my jobz I most definitely want to work in Ubisoft Quebec next year
glandseck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:37
glandseck
Should the project end up in the montreal branch, you would most likely end up working with me, lucky bastards
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