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Want to be the 'real' Duke Nukem? Apogee wants YOU! photo

3D Realms may have died a sputtering death, but Apogee Software is still alive and kicking, and keeping the Duke Nukem candle alight. In anticipation of the handheld Duke Nukem Trilogy, which is still in development, a "massive online audition" is being planned in order to find the next live-action Duke Nukem.

That's right, anybody in the US reading this now could, if they really wanted to, have a chance to step into the boots of Duke. You can do whatever you want in an effort to impress the judges, and the winner will travel around the world as a representative of Deep Silver and Apogee.

"They will be the new face of the the Duke Nukem Trilogy and get to interact with the world like no other iconic videogame character ever has," promises Apogee. Don't you want a piece of that? We know you do!

For some reason, I can't see this ending very well, at least without major humiliation and/or injury. With that in mind, I wholeheartedly encourage everybody reading this to audition. The worst that could happen is that you could, y'know, actually win. 

Full details after the jump.

Hermosa Beach, Calif. - May 13 2009 - Got a little Duke in ya'? Well, we want to see it! Starting today Deep Silver, Inc. and Apogee Software, LLC announced that due to popular demand, their search for the next live-action Duke Nukem actor has evolved from a three-city tour into a massive online audition open to anyone willing to take on the challenge.

Fans can do just about whatever they want to demonstrate why they should be the next Duke Nukem. Their performance will be judged by a panel of Duke Experts, including some of Duke's creators. The Experts will combine all entries from all over the United States and will then narrow it down to a lucky few. The judges will then make their decision and the winner will be announced.

The winner will get to travel around the world representing Deep Silver and Apogee Software, LLC as the new "official" Duke Nukem...and they'll get paid to do it! They will be the new face of the the Duke Nukem Trilogy and get to interact with the world like no other iconic videogame character ever has.
"We are opening the floodgates on the search for the next live-action Duke Nukem. Before we were reaching out to the fans with a three-city nationwide search, but due to the high demand we have chosen to expand our search to allow every Duke fan a chance to submit their entry, said Chad McNeil, marketing manager for Deep Silver, Inc. "We want to see your best Duke Nukem, so get ready to kick ass and chew some bubblegum because this is going to be one of the craziest promotions the videogame industry has seen for a long time!"

For those who cannot upload their auditions online, but still wish to participate in the Search for Duke will be allowed to submit their entries by mail on a DVD, VHS tape or video file on USB drive (not returnable) or burned to a CD-R.

Deep Silver and Apogee are calling on all Duke fans to step up and compete to be The Next Duke Nukem. If you think that you have what it takes, or know someone who does, head on over to www.dukeisback.com for more information, as well as contest rules.

The Duke Nukem Trilogy is comprised of three episodes: Critical Mass™, Chain Reaction™, and Proving Grounds™, and will be released sequentially beginning in 2009 for Nintendo DS™ and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system. More information is available at Apogee's recently relaunched site, www.apogeesoftware.com







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ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 08:29
ScottyG
I hope that pictures/videos of the auditions are made available. For lulz and to appeal to the ladies. ^_^
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 08:38
flabzilla
For some reason this reminds me on the time activision paid someone to change ther name to Turok, but yeah pictures and videos of auditions would be great!
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 08:49
Jon B
I do not see this ending well. At all.
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 08:55
Brad Nicholson
I'm not cutting my hair for this.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 09:06
CRAZYAPE69
It's time to Kick ass and chew bubble gum.. but im all outa gum
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 09:18
atastysammich
Well, it's certainly a more creative approach than the Spin the Roulette Wheel Where the Pockets are Vin Diesel and the Rock method Hollywood's taken a liking to with game adaptations.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 09:28
king3vbo
I vote for Necros
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 09:34
Chris Carter
It's unbelievable that this piece of shit will plague our blogs with "news" updates for another 10 years.
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 10:05
silvain
It's time to Kick ass and chew bubble gum.. but im all outa... oh wait, here's some right here in my pocket. Ok, time for a break.
TheNomadicTroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 11:05
TheNomadicTroll
@ flabzilla
It was actually acclaim not activision who did that stunt.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:28
Excel-2011
But I have plenty of gum.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 12:53
Velt
This is "live like a porn-star" reality show or something???
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 13:33
Naim Master
Why are you guys pissed? That sounds AMAZZZIIING !
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 16:33
Johnny Justice
I hope they just pick the fattest, spottiest, dumpiest guy they can find and give him a bleached flattop.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 16:34
Chronic Logic
But, but, I don't have ludicrous amount of muscles!
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 22:28
shinigamiDude
Real Duke Nukem will have a chance to go to planet of babes???
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 05:17
The Prodigal Son
They should get a chunky guy in as Duke Nukem. He's spent the last decade sitting on his ass. Also, whoever wins this contest will be the first Duke Nukem to get a pink slip.
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