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Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pm

Japanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.

Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make some new Cloud figures.

Japanese guy with earring: There's only so many times you can remake the same product and expect people to buy it. (entire boardroom snorts with laughter)

Japanese guy with one leg: I think incorporating something new into one of our popular characters might be a successful tactic.

Japanese guy in suit: What did you have in mind?

Japanese guy that sleeps in a cot in his office regularly: The chocobos are always popular.

Japanese guy with a RealDoll surgically implanted onto his groin: We could dress them like popular Final Fantasy characters.

Japanese secretary refilling the coffee: (drops pot and begins jumping up and down) KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Japanese guy with one leg: That's it.  

[Buy em at Play-Asia

 

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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 15:53
Aerox
Oh my god that thing is incredible.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 15:58
Cheeburga
DO WANT
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 15:58
PraiseChaos
That's awesome!
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:00
kobewan0824
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:01
kobewan0824
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:01
kobewan0824
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:02
kobewan0824
Wow, 3 fucking posts. I hate this computer.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:02
blehman
kobewan triple-post-cblog-whore-go!!!!!

Those dolls are almost as win as the squeenix boardroom conversation.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:02
king3vbo
DOOOOOO WANT!!
MrFudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:05
MrFudge
These look like awesome christmas presents to give.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:07
Colette Bennett
Thanks Kobewan. Glad I can keep people smiling. ^____^
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:07
ArrestedDeveloper
Square: Exploiting Nergasms for profit since 1987.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:10
MaxVest
Did they just put cat ears on a chocobo?

[i]http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/22297-noscale-choco2.jpg[/img]

It's like somebody divided kawaii by zero!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:11
MaxVest
Dammit all to hell.

VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:17
VampireChrist
i just bought my daughter two plush chocobos
look like i need to buy some more now
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:18
Crunshii
Collete that was brilliant!!!1! <3

lmao, Dtoid can see through SE mindz!!!
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:18
Hoygeit
HAHA! Great post!

I do have to say, those Chocobos are adorably awesome.
Sniper BoB 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:19
Sniper BoB 13
Cute. :)
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:20
Vanilla Gorilla
My masculinity is not in danger when I say... I actually would dig getting one of these for christmas.

If I got multiple, I'd try and breed them so I could cross an ocean and go get Knights of the Round materia.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:30
bluemeep
Tits on a biscuit! Colette, you just cleared half my holiday shopping list.
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:36
kobewan0824
@Vanilla Gorilla: Your masculinity may actually be in danger with that first statement, but great FF7 reference dude! I wonder which costumed Chocobo mixed with another will give us a Golden Chocobo? We will need some great and good ones, then we need to make some blue, green and black. then we can make the Gold. That shit was time consuming, wasn't it? Flying back and forth to the Chocobo Guru on the frozen continent, feeding them and shit, racing them. It took weeks of my life from me, and the mechanics of it all weren't even that great. Still, it had chocobos, and Cloud drove them. Good enough for those few weeks, I can tell you that.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 16:52
naia-the-gamer
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year. Please bring me cute Chocobo plushies under the tree.

Hugs and Kisses

Naia ^_^
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 17:13
Fading Star
I may have to slip some cash to Colette or somebody under the radar so they can buy me some Chocobo plushies.

Did I just say that out loud.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 17:13
Fading Star
?

Great job Colette.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 17:26
TheStripe
Can I get an Onion Knight Chocobo? Epic Win.
annadill's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 17:26
annadill
lol!!

if your english you can also so buy them from www.play.com (but get them from play-asia as they rock)
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 18:01
Chris Morris
Your description of the boardroom members and Squenix was nothing short of awesome!
Dead247's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 19:08
Dead247
ZOMG THEY R SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 19:12
kadosho
Hooray! an envisioned dream finally happens. And hey chocobos' are just adorable creatures.
Kismet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 20:30
Kismet
Omg, triple KWEH cuteness!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 21:15
ScottyG
Not quite a plush companion cube, but still adorable. ^_^
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 02:52
Bob Muir
Far too cute to be real.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 04:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
Wait, Santa is a playable Final Fantasy character? Also, I'd better never let the girl see this.
SyntaxError's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 09:41
SyntaxError
In my giddiest japanese school girl voice: KAWAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
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