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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.
3:56 PM on 11.15.2007, Colette Bennett 35 comments

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Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pm

Japanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.

Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make some new Cloud figures.

Japanese guy with earring: There's only so many times you can remake the same product and expect people to buy it. (entire boardroom snorts with laughter)

Japanese guy with one leg: I think incorporating something new into one of our popular characters might be a successful tactic.

Japanese guy in suit: What did you have in mind?

Japanese guy that sleeps in a cot in his office regularly: The chocobos are always popular.

Japanese guy with a RealDoll surgically implanted onto his groin: We could dress them like popular Final Fantasy characters.

Japanese secretary refilling the coffee: (drops pot and begins jumping up and down) KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Japanese guy with one leg: That's it.  

[Buy em at Play-Asia] 

 


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PraiseChaos's Avatar
PraiseChaos at 11/15/2007 15:58
That's awesome!
kobewan0824's Avatar
kobewan0824 at 11/15/2007 16:00
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
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kobewan0824 at 11/15/2007 16:01
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
kobewan0824's Avatar
kobewan0824 at 11/15/2007 16:01
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
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kobewan0824 at 11/15/2007 16:02
Wow, 3 fucking posts. I hate this computer.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 11/15/2007 16:02
kobewan triple-post-cblog-whore-go!!!!!

Those dolls are almost as win as the squeenix boardroom conversation.
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king3vbo at 11/15/2007 16:02
DOOOOOO WANT!!
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MrFudge at 11/15/2007 16:05
These look like awesome christmas presents to give.
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Colette Bennett at 11/15/2007 16:07
Thanks Kobewan. Glad I can keep people smiling. ^____^
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ArrestedDeveloper at 11/15/2007 16:07
Square: Exploiting Nergasms for profit since 1987.
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MaxVest at 11/15/2007 16:10
Did they just put cat ears on a chocobo?

[i]http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/22297-noscale-choco2.jpg[/img]

It's like somebody divided kawaii by zero!
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 11/15/2007 16:11
Dammit all to hell.

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VampireChrist at 11/15/2007 16:17
i just bought my daughter two plush chocobos
look like i need to buy some more now
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 11/15/2007 16:18
Collete that was brilliant!!!1! <3

lmao, Dtoid can see through SE mindz!!!
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Hoygeit at 11/15/2007 16:18
HAHA! Great post!

I do have to say, those Chocobos are adorably awesome.
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Sniper BoB 13 at 11/15/2007 16:19
Cute. :)
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Vanilla Gorilla at 11/15/2007 16:20
My masculinity is not in danger when I say... I actually would dig getting one of these for christmas.

If I got multiple, I'd try and breed them so I could cross an ocean and go get Knights of the Round materia.
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bluemeep at 11/15/2007 16:30
Tits on a biscuit! Colette, you just cleared half my holiday shopping list.
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kobewan0824 at 11/15/2007 16:36
@Vanilla Gorilla: Your masculinity may actually be in danger with that first statement, but great FF7 reference dude! I wonder which costumed Chocobo mixed with another will give us a Golden Chocobo? We will need some great and good ones, then we need to make some blue, green and black. then we can make the Gold. That shit was time consuming, wasn't it? Flying back and forth to the Chocobo Guru on the frozen continent, feeding them and shit, racing them. It took weeks of my life from me, and the mechanics of it all weren't even that great. Still, it had chocobos, and Cloud drove them. Good enough for those few weeks, I can tell you that.
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naia-the-gamer at 11/15/2007 16:52
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year. Please bring me cute Chocobo plushies under the tree.

Hugs and Kisses

Naia ^_^
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Fading Star at 11/15/2007 17:13
I may have to slip some cash to Colette or somebody under the radar so they can buy me some Chocobo plushies.

Did I just say that out loud.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 11/15/2007 17:13
?

Great job Colette.
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TheStripe at 11/15/2007 17:26
Can I get an Onion Knight Chocobo? Epic Win.
annadill's Avatar
annadill at 11/15/2007 17:26
lol!!

if your english you can also so buy them from www.play.com (but get them from play-asia as they rock)
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Azereki at 11/15/2007 18:01
Your description of the boardroom members and Squenix was nothing short of awesome!
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Dead247 at 11/15/2007 19:08
ZOMG THEY R SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kadosho at 11/15/2007 19:12
Hooray! an envisioned dream finally happens. And hey chocobos' are just adorable creatures.
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Kismet at 11/15/2007 20:30
Omg, triple KWEH cuteness!
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ScottyG at 11/15/2007 21:15
Not quite a plush companion cube, but still adorable. ^_^
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 11/16/2007 02:52
Far too cute to be real.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/16/2007 04:09
Wait, Santa is a playable Final Fantasy character? Also, I'd better never let the girl see this.
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SyntaxError at 11/16/2007 09:41
In my giddiest japanese school girl voice: KAWAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
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