Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pm
Japanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.
Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make some new Cloud figures.
Japanese guy with earring: There's only so many times you can remake the same product and expect people to buy it. (entire boardroom snorts with laughter)
Japanese guy with one leg: I think incorporating something new into one of our popular characters might be a successful tactic.
Japanese guy in suit: What did you have in mind?
Japanese guy that sleeps in a cot in his office regularly: The chocobos are always popular.
Japanese guy with a RealDoll surgically implanted onto his groin: We could dress them like popular Final Fantasy characters.
Japanese secretary refilling the coffee: (drops pot and begins jumping up and down) KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Japanese guy with one leg: That's it.
[Buy em at Play-Asia]
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Oh my god that thing is incredible.
DO WANT
That's awesome!
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
Well, that was a wonderful little post, Collette. As for the doll's, I believe it has something to do with the new Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon for the Wii. As you can see in my blog, your little yellow friend will be choosing from up to 10 different character classes. Still, great post, funny as always.
Wow, 3 fucking posts. I hate this computer.
kobewan triple-post-cblog-whore-go!!!!!
Those dolls are almost as win as the squeenix boardroom conversation.
DOOOOOO WANT!!
These look like awesome christmas presents to give.
Thanks Kobewan. Glad I can keep people smiling. ^____^
Square: Exploiting Nergasms for profit since 1987.
Did they just put cat ears on a chocobo?
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It's like somebody divided kawaii by zero!
Dammit all to hell.
i just bought my daughter two plush chocobos
look like i need to buy some more now
Collete that was brilliant!!!1! <3
lmao, Dtoid can see through SE mindz!!!
HAHA! Great post!
I do have to say, those Chocobos are adorably awesome.
Cute. :)
My masculinity is not in danger when I say... I actually would dig getting one of these for christmas.
If I got multiple, I'd try and breed them so I could cross an ocean and go get Knights of the Round materia.
Tits on a biscuit! Colette, you just cleared half my holiday shopping list.
@Vanilla Gorilla: Your masculinity may actually be in danger with that first statement, but great FF7 reference dude! I wonder which costumed Chocobo mixed with another will give us a Golden Chocobo? We will need some great and good ones, then we need to make some blue, green and black. then we can make the Gold. That shit was time consuming, wasn't it? Flying back and forth to the Chocobo Guru on the frozen continent, feeding them and shit, racing them. It took weeks of my life from me, and the mechanics of it all weren't even that great. Still, it had chocobos, and Cloud drove them. Good enough for those few weeks, I can tell you that.
Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year. Please bring me cute Chocobo plushies under the tree.
Hugs and Kisses
Naia ^_^
I may have to slip some cash to Colette or somebody under the radar so they can buy me some Chocobo plushies.
Did I just say that out loud.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Great job Colette.
Can I get an Onion Knight Chocobo? Epic Win.
lol!!
if your english you can also so buy them from www.play.com (but get them from play-asia as they rock)
Your description of the boardroom members and Squenix was nothing short of awesome!
ZOMG THEY R SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooray! an envisioned dream finally happens. And hey chocobos' are just adorable creatures.
Omg, triple KWEH cuteness!
Not quite a plush companion cube, but still adorable. ^_^
Far too cute to be real.
Wait, Santa is a playable Final Fantasy character? Also, I'd better never let the girl see this.
In my giddiest japanese school girl voice: KAWAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!