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Wanna see what Duke Nukem Forever could have been like?


6:00 AM on 05.09.2009
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The fine folks over at Team Blur, a PC map-making and modding community, have been collecting a whole bunch of images from the now-cancelled-for-real-this-time-I-swear-probably-unless-someone-else-gives-them-funding Duke Nukem Forever.  Surprisingly, the images actually look somewhat okay, making me wonder if DNF actually had a slim chance of being anything other than a massive abortion. Head on over to this thread and check it out - they've got a bunch of pictures, mostly weapon, enemy, and level designs, and there are more uncensored breasts. (Note - The pod chick kind of looks like a dude. A dude with huge boobs.)

My favorite is the triple-titted alien pictured above (what would Duke Nukem be without jugs?), but there's a lot of other cool stuff in the thread too. Go ahead and take a look (and we all know you will, thanks to that awesome teaser pic up there). It looks like it's being updated periodically, so keep checking back for any new alien erotica.

Do you think that, based on these pictures, Duke had potential, or do these not really change any of your opinions about the game?

(If you couldn't guess, some of the images in that thread are NSFW. Although, if your job requires you to be working at 4AM in the morning on a Saturday, I think you probably deserve to go ahead and click.)

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