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Walmart to sell that f*cked up crazy Christian game photo

Most of you will have at least heard of the Left Behind series. For those that haven't, they're a series of screwed up PC titles that allow Christian extremists to either convert or kill non-believers. In a somewhat terrifying twist, users can pray after each kill to rid themselves of guilt. I'm totally against the idea that videogames can cause violence, but the twisted Christian morality in the Left Behind games is more than a little creepy.

Well, Atheists better watch their step, because publisher Inspired Media is getting its scary Christian games sold in Walmart on a trial basis. Yep, the sexism, racism, intolerance and hatred of Left Behind is going to be sold by America's largest retailer, ensuring that this game will reach a potentially huge audience and shall no longer be confined to the hardcore fundamentalist nutjobs that the game was designed for.

That's all fine and dandy. These games are insane but they have a right to exist. Still, I find it amusing to note that games this psychopathic and downright offensive usually cause outrage and calls for a ban, but just because this is one comes God-approved, Walmart has no problem selling it. I guess anything's absolutely okay if you do it in the name of THE LAWD, right?

Meanwhile, I'm hoping a great many sensible and non-psychotic Christians would like to join me in a facepalm.


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twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:02
twincannon
Atheist here, facepalm locked and loaded.
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:05
Mr Pibb
I kind of want to play this out of morbid curiousity. Also, if worship is more more powerful than guns what happens if you want to kill a non-believer? Do you pray for them to die or just beat them to death with a bible?
mOnion's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:05
mOnion
christian here, facepalming for the sheer idiocy.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:07
whormongr
I believe that these are already sold @ best buy and target- I remember seeing them at at least one of the 2 retailers a little while back.
Personally as an atheist I don't really care what they put on the shelves, it's not like I am going to buy it and if they already stock christian, country (which has god in every other line) and gospel music as well as bibles and such, a video game isn't all that big of a difference.
TheLegendaryMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:09
TheLegendaryMan
@twincannon

Same with here my friend.
*Facepalms*
Morph's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:10
Morph
@mOnion

Ditto'd.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:11
MkShiranui
Agnostic with Shinto leanings, facepalms for the heck of it.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:14
gatorsax2010
"Meanwhile, I'm hoping a great many sensible and non-psychotic Christians would like to join me in a facepalm."

Gladly.

*facepalm*

Also,

VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:14
VGFreak1225
Protestant here. Agreed with everyone above me.

And then God said, "Let there be facepalms!" And God saw it was good.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:17
Sexualchocolate
Out of interest, if this is OK, surely Hijack Simulator is also OK?

A game where you get to hijack a plane in 1st person, then flight sim it into the famous landmark of your choice. Twin towers being included and scoring extra Jihad points.

I would buy that, fo sho.

I'm not a muzzie, but I'm not a fucking Christian either, I'm a mother fucking Atheist extremist.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:17
Isay Isay
Dear Wal-Mart

natetehgreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:17
natetehgreat
Yet another reason why not to shop at Walmart.
dolson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:18
dolson
I'm a Christian, but I am wondering if it's possible there could ever be a good Christian game...

I should make one.

I'd take that scene from Saved! as inspiration, and you'd control Mandy Moore. You'd just whip Bibles at the enemies and randomly yell, "I'm FILLED with Christ's love!!!"
I AM ERROR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:19
I AM ERROR
Bring it!
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:19
Kamikaze Slowey
Southern Baptist, WTF? kill then pray to remove the guilt

facepalms all around
NubPhiSh's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:19
NubPhiSh
good old fashion cristian fun eh?
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:19
Tascar
As a non-Christian, I would actually prefer it if these Christian developers just go all the way and create a game where your goal is to cleanse the world in preparation for Jesus Christ's return by stabbing Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gay people, Dungeons and Dragons players, to death with an iron crucifix. At least this game would be highly entertaining. Not to mention, I'd actually respect these Christian extremists for being honest with how they feel about those outside of their definition of normality as opposed to dancing around the issue.
martinine's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:20
martinine
I really hate it when crazy ridiculous Christians make normal ones (like me) look like retards because we stand under the umbrella of Christianity. I'm sighing in irony as I look at my avatar......... facepalming Wily Wilson style in Dazed and Confused.

I love when atrocity is committed in the name of the LAWD (read: Crusades, Nazi's, etc).

I would like to see a Videogame Show What I've Done about one of these Left Behind games haha.
Linfosoma's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:21
Linfosoma
I would buy your game dolson.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:23
SnakeDude4Life
Soo, using Glen Beck logic:

What the christians have been saying about games this whole time:

Games = Turns your kids into Killers

And if I watch the news:

Extremist christians = Kill people and blow up clinics

And so;

Games + Extremist christians = Killer kids that kill people and blow up clinics.

Soo; Christian video games are recuiting kids into becoming abortion clinic bombers.

OF COURSE! So simple.
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:24
socialnorms
You have to admit, this could be fantastically entertaining. The whole guns and badasses thing has been done to death. Having a far right-wing Christian woman say intolerant things every time I click on her and order her to take down a machine gun nest would be priceless.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:25
SuitcoatAvenger
will... will there be a 'God Mode'?
I AM ERROR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:25
I AM ERROR
How about a Christian FPS called 'Savior'. The gameplay would be to kill those deemed 'blasphemors' and 'atheists' and find and save other white people who will follow and help you with their advanced herd like A.I. aboard a huge u.f.o. to Rapture.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:26
HiddenAHB
@Tascar

It already exists, it's caleed Dante's Inferno.
Deny Everything's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:26
Deny Everything
to be honest, the internet lost it's credibility on the "fuck you, you fucked up christians" subject matter with the Orson Scott Card debacle.
nightv's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:27
nightv
Walmart: "I am the hero America needs, but not the hero it deserves."
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:31
Wintersocks
@SuitcoatAvenger

Winners don't do cheat codes, especcially in the name of the LAWD
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:32
The Silent Protagonist
@dolson

Noah's Ark is still the best Bible-themed game ever. Take away gun, replace with fruit and throw fruit and restless animals to make them go back to their stalls and pens. Totally just lie Noah did.
Korinthian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:33
Korinthian
My imaginary sources tell me this game comes with a QTE played out in a courtroom where the very plausible goal of getting an insignificant jail sentence for praying for your children's health instead of taking them to the doctor.
I AM ERROR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:34
I AM ERROR
Or how about real time strategy-economy game where you don't tip your server and instead give them pamphlets about the afterlife...we shall call it 'Righteous'
I AM ERROR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:36
I AM ERROR
What I'd really like to see is a game where you can punch Constantine in the nuts.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:37
Leathersoup
You could have just said Christian. Everything else is redundant.
benjaxez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:39
benjaxez
i am christian, wth is this idiocy.. is it facepalm sunday already?
IV Backstab MC's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:41
IV Backstab MC
They say we are the violent and fucked up ones but to see true evil they only need to look into a mirror
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:44
ShadowKirby
http://www.wired.com/gaming/gamingreviews/commentary/games/2006/11/72071?currentPage=1

Apparently, the game isn't that bad game-wise.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:45
GoldenGamerXero
I wish dumbass christians would shut the hell up for once in their lives and stop making all the rest of us look bad. Just because you believe in something doesn't mean you have the right to enforce it. I believe in the law but it doesn't mean I can't go out and start arresting people.

*facepalm*
mOnion's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:46
mOnion
somebody call Tyrael and tell him to have a talk with the big guy.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:46
MkShiranui
I'm really serious about this: If "Left Behind" is the game about Western religion, and "Okami" is the game about Eastern religion, which would you choose?
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:47
Chad Almasy
Wait...what? YOU KILL NON-BELIEVERS?! UM....wow, that's so totally against the Christian faith it's not even funny. You're supposed to turn the other cheak. If you're faced with death because someone wants to put a bullet into your head executioner style, you don't pray for them to drop dead...you pray that by some miracle you'll be ok and that the person doing this will have a change of heart.

Come on, I'm so completely non-religious and even -I- know this. I'm suprised that the church-loving company of Wal-Mart hasn't outright refused to stock this hypocratical garbage o.0

Heh, this thing'll just give the Muslim extremists one more reason to hate us :P
Chad Almasy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:47
Chad Almasy
Wait...what? YOU KILL NON-BELIEVERS?! UM....wow, that's so totally against the Christian faith it's not even funny. You're supposed to turn the other cheak. If you're faced with death because someone wants to put a bullet into your head executioner style, you don't pray for them to drop dead...you pray that by some miracle you'll be ok and that the person doing this will have a change of heart.

Come on, I'm so completely non-religious and even -I- know this. I'm suprised that the church-loving company of Wal-Mart hasn't outright refused to stock this hypocratical garbage o.0

Heh, this thing'll just give the Muslim extremists one more reason to hate us :P
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:47
Everyday Legend
Can you embezzle money? Or touch children inappropriately?
If not, then it's not a real Christian game.
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:51
Leathersoup
@ShadowKirby - Oh.. it's bad... find a review from a site other than Wired.

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/leftbehindeternalforces?q=Left%20Behind
Bans's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:53
Bans
"Yep, the sexism, racism, intolerance and hatred of Left Behind"

Where did you see that?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 10:58
Xzyliac
@dolson
You're awesome.

I'm certainly not an Atheist but I'm not a Christian either. Technically I'm a Discordian but that's the point. Point is this shit is fucked up. The local church was giving these away at street corners. Creepy.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:00
andycadaver
I am a full-blown Atheist and I want to play these games. It sounds downright hilarious. I'm so shocked that this is the first I've heard of it. Oh, but... I'm not buying it. I know how much Christians like to take my money. I do live in the midwest, after all...
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:01
Electrium
What Goldengamerxero said. *head desk*
sleeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:07
sleeper
I"ve Never heard about this game but just by reading about it now its a very messed up game. First of all if its a "christian game" and isn't it wrong for a christian to kill? its in the ten commandments. "Thou Shall Not Kill". The game is being very hypocritical towards christians and is making gamers and society misjudge christians. I am a christian, and i do talk to people about Jesus but i dont go and kill them just because they don't wanna convert. If they arn'e interested i don't force them or anything. This game should be banned.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:07
Static Jak
Atheist here. Facepalmed 5 minutes ago.
ohno's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:10
ohno
The guy on the right has the biggest bitch tits ever. Do all Christians have bitch tits like him? I kid.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 11:11
timtheterrible
"In a somewhat terrifying twist, users can pray after each kill to rid themselves of guilt."

Oh man, it's like they create their own satire.
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