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This is simply adorable. The Wall Street Journal recently attempted to talk about videogames as it reported on the speculated corporate takeover of THQ and the valuable "IP" a publisher can possess. Y'know, I always thought "IP" stood for "Intellectual Property," but according to the real journalists, I'm completely wrong. Let's look at how JOURNALISM defines IP:

"Take-Two has a number of strong franchises and a number of wholly owned Internet Protocols. Wholly owned IPs not only carry higher profitability, but also are more valuable to media companies because they could be adapted into movies, TV serials and online destinations."

I believe this is one of those things that doesn't really need any additional commentary. Really, what else can I say to such a beautiful piece of writing? Sit back and revel in the JOURNALISM, kids. We mere bloggers can only hope to aspire to such fantastic editorial heights. 

Internet Protocols.


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theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:02
theswitcher
"Sit back and back in the JOURNALISM, kids."

Wha?
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:03
Diverse
The only thing you can do is facepalm and feel embarrassed for them.

Metal Gear Solid is one of my favorite internet protocols.
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:04
Death by Yeti
Dont mock the Wall Street
You are just jealous you are not a real journalist
slackermonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:05
slackermonkey
That's not even a video game specific term so they fail all around
foolishwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:06
foolishwolf
That really is pretty bad.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:06
AgentMOO
ORIGINAL INTERNET PROTOCOLS XD
Malachi Constant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:08
Malachi Constant
So IP doesn't mean Image Processing?

I've got to go rethink my whole life now...
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:10
Isay Isay
We all know IP stands for Innings Pitched

/Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorts!!
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:10
timtheterrible
That's so Raven of them.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:11
Black Nexus
And these are the guys brokers and investors that help dictate our economy take tips from.


Were f*cked aren't we.
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:13
CapnCrunk
I can't think of a noun that starts with 'i' that would go with the word 'penetration.'
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:13
Arianol
lmfao
testmunky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:15
testmunky
"Sit back and back in the JOURNALISM, kids. We mere bloggers can only hope to aspire to such fantastic editorial heights."

Looks like you've already managed to achieve similar heights in your writing.
Cor E's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:16
Cor E
Oh yes Jim, they are horrible. God only knows the great Jim Sterling has never slipped up or written a piece of garbage.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:16
Diverse
Grammar mistakes =/= bad journalism guys, srsly.
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:20
Death by Yeti
@testmunky
thatsthejoke
liam12360's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:21
liam12360
oh god.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:22
Black Nexus
Man this article made me laugh so hard I couldn't finish my own thoughts.

I meant to say these are the guys that our brokers and investors that decide the path of economy take tips from.

Internet protocols, well at least they didn't say irritated pikachus or something along those lines( I would have died laughing)
SoraX911's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:22
SoraX911
@Black Nexus
YESSSSHH!!!....
i mean Internet!!! ....is it a new meme yet? i'am lost cause of the wall paper.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:24
Guagloves
Hooray for Copy Editors.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:25
Rosseh
How does that happen? Schoolboy error.

Not using it as a counterpoint exactly, but now would be a good time to bring up that 80% of Dtoid posts have at least one spelling/grammar mistake in them.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:25
Holyetheline
wow that was hilarious, I can't believe how stupid people are getting. The fact that they let it get published like that shows big problems.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:25
Jim Sterling
There's a difference between a typo and simply guessing what an abbreviation means before passing it off as fact, btw.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:26
grasslunatic
Oh journalism.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:30
Jim Sterling
"Not using it as a counterpoint exactly, but now would be a good time to bring up that 80% of Dtoid posts have at least one spelling/grammar mistake in them."

Unhappy byproduct of a job that involves posting an article every twenty minutes with news that happens ridiculously fast. We go back and edit whenever we spot a mistake (readers NEVER let a typo slip up without a comment) but you really can't expect someone who writes thousands and thousands and thousands of words a day to get by without the occasional typo.

I do, however, expect a professional from the Wall Street Journal who likely only wrote one or two things that day to know what they're talking about when trying to cover the game industry.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:30
GamesAreArt
Simple mistake. IP does stand for Internet Protocol, But in this case it doesn't.

Much like how CP can stand for Communist party or Child pron. Those things are totally different.....or are they?
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:31
Ball Buster
@CapnCrunk

Invasive. Invasive Penetration.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:32
ZeroTolo
Really? Really? The Wall Street Fucking Journal? I mean.... c'mon. That's just laziness.
GAMIE64's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:33
GAMIE64
Come on, that was no typo!
"Wholly owned IPs not only carry higher profitability, but also are more valuable to media companies because they could be adapted into movies, TV serials and ONLINE DESTINATIONS."

That's just bad journalism.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:33
Bioautographical
@Cor E

Yeah, and most people like to get haughty and act as if "real journalists" (presumably those who write for publications like the Wall Street Journal) are infinitesimally more skilled and better at research and more accountable and blah blah blah - yet apparently, even WSJ employs people who can't so much as fact-check a simple acronym.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:34
Ganjookie
That's a realz journalist for ya!
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:34
gatorsax2010
Fact error, -80 points, automatic F.

That's how they handle it in JOURNALISM school, sorry Wall Street Journal.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:37
Nitex
Wow... just wow. That is all.
ScrewAttackDestin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:38
ScrewAttackDestin
How could an editor read this and not say "Hey, thats not right." I mean really!
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:38
pedrovay2003
I... What...? Wow.
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:40
BlackDove
Online destinations too.

POWERFUL.
5thDimensionYeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:40
5thDimensionYeti
wow.... just wow....
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:41
Bigby
I think and editor somewhere is getting his ass chewed on right now
X V1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:41
X V1
Sorry to be dumb but what does IP stand for in the gaming sense of the work?

Seriously.
Nerd Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:44
Nerd Rage
@CapnCrunk
IP (Iambic Penetration) - The rhythm and force of penetration follows a pattern of stressed and unstressed strokes.

That's right, this shit just got Shakespearean.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:45
PwnanObrien
Mmmmm....yes...internet protocols...

PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:51
PwnanObrien
Also, does anybody else find it ironic that Lord Farnsworth Douchington The Third of The Wall Street Journal (who I can only assume, through my deep fact checking which consists of making shit up, wrote the story) failed to identify an acronym where "intelligence" was the first word?
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:51
PwnanObrien
"intellectual". Damn you spell check.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:52
Isay Isay
Apparently, IP could mean a lot of things
aresef's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:56
aresef
I go to Towson University. The university changed its name from Towson State University in 1998. In a recent article about our debate team, guess which name WSJ used. None too bright, they are.
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:57
AKK
That's not a copy editor thing. That's a content editor thing. There's nothing grammatically wrong with that sentence.

I laughed so hard.

I love it when people who don't understand technology try to talk about it like they do.
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 15:59
Draconianviper
The fact that I had to read 'wholly' twice so close together hurt my eyes and had to try reading it again to make sure I wasn't seeing things.
Balaamsafe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 16:01
Balaamsafe
dear me
testmunky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 16:03
testmunky
@X V1
In this context it means Intellectual Property
NTNDOChamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 16:07
NTNDOChamp
So, first time poster, long time reader. Hi.

As a college graduate of journalism, certain things irk me. Such as this article. As well as this quote.

"Unhappy byproduct of a job that involves posting an article every twenty minutes with news that happens ridiculously fast. " - Jim

Bullshit.

Walter Cronkite said something along the lines of better be right than first. That may seem taken out of context because he worked in broadcast, but it still fits in all aspects of journalism today. The mistake in the WSJ? Yeah, that sucks. Our world already has enough misinformation to sort through, and a publication like the Wall Street Journal shouldn't let things like that get by.

But to simply brush off your (not personally you, Jim, but Dtoid as a whole) mistakes as an "unhappy by-product" is sloppy, unprofessional and irresponsible. This article in particular is 108 words without the quote. You're telling me, and the rest of the community, that you can't spend 30 seconds re-reading out loud your work so that your site's integrity can stay in tact?

It's because of the speediness of blogging, the internet and trying to be the first to break the story that we are swimming in the misinformation I touched on earlier.

I love Destructoid. I come here every couple of hours to get some gaming news. But you can't make excuses for juvenile mistakes, and you can't rightly justify something like this (neither can the Journal). Blogging has quickly become the place where many of our generation get their news. We at least deserve the best. It doesn't have to be the fastest, but it damn well better be right, in both fact and grammar.

Just my two cents.
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