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Walk on by: GameBoy Color boots

10:22 AM on 03.11.2008   |   Dale North

Walk on by: GameBoy Color boots photo

Ugh. Yesterday we took issue with one overpriced gaming fashion accessory, but its high price and ugly looks seem sensible when compared to these horrific GameBoy boots.

The creator of these stupid boots needs to get kicked in the ass by someone wearing them. Preferably the Pikachu pair. Polygamia linked us to these abominations that actually contain GameBoy Color game systems in them. Wearers can pop out the fully functioning system and play their favorite GameBoy Color game.

Syberpunk says that these boots "are highly popular with teens all over Japan." Somehow I doubt that. I doubt they're popular with anybody. Besides, aren't non-backlight systems before Fall a fashion no-no?

[Thanks, Piotr] 

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Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:21
Spykron
wont be a functional GBC for long if youre kicking it around town...
elsiluro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:25
elsiluro
Needs more goldfish.

I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA!
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:25
Chocobo Knight
FASHION FAIL!

You'd break your ankles if you fell with those clogs on.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:27
big filth
*waits for the PSP version*
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:27
Neonie
Wow not only are they ugly, but they don't look very comftorble either.
Ichigo Style's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:31
Ichigo Style
I don't care if I ever wear them. I want them because of the Pikachu!

big filth - The PSP one would be non-functional after two steps, and the screen covered in scratches after one. :(
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:33
brad drac
Just..... why? I mean, at least if it was a GBA micro, they could look relatively normal. But that assumes you need to carry around a console on your feet..


....Why?
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:33
superbeefy2050
I would so wear those and look like an ass.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:36
brosef
lol, wut?
meronkun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:48
meronkun
These are fucking amazing
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:49
NightDehumidifier
When I get off on having strippers stomp on my balls for pleasure, I like to be playing something in the process.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:51
ScottyG
Nuts to all the haters, it's total awesome-sauce.

If it just had decals or something it'd suck, but how can you argue with incorporating the actual console into the design? :)
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 10:57
big filth
"Just..... why? I mean, at least if it was a GBA micro, they could look relatively normal."

yeah, cause normal was what they were going for.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:03
njsykora
DO WANT!
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:09
Corak
Man the first 3 words in the title reminded me of car shows in the summer when I was growing up. But they are nasty shoes.
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:12
Your moms new boyfriend
OMG, honey, those babies are fabulicious!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:15
MaxVest
They gon' get shoejacked.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:18
AgentMOO
WRONG!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:21
HarassmentPanda
That is just terrible.
rustybag's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:23
rustybag
Werent those shoes built for some Gameboy Color promotion? I thought I remember seeing those shoes in some ad, in a Nintendo Power issue?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:41
MaxVest
Well then, happy almost-birthday to you, Pikachu shoe.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:48
king3vbo
DONT REALLY WANT BUT THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 11:58
joepekula
Who could even walk in those things
Pixel Blue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 12:04
Pixel Blue
If never before the world had seen shoes so big and weird, I would say that maybe there was a negative comment to be made, here, but anybody subjected to the cruelty of shoe fashion (alas, the conversations I have endured...) knows that ridiculously huge shoes of this shape are an established style.

The new thing here is sticking the game boys in there, and that's kinda neat. It's insane, but in the context of crrrrazy shoes, it's normal. If it was stuck into something we were more likely to use (a chair?) it'd seem cooler to us. Pretend that you're a teen in Japan who likes totally crazy shoes -- now your crazy shoes have GBAs in them! That's cool.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 12:30
s0lesurviv0r
These beat the Playstation Air Force Ones from years ago only because they're functional.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 12:32
Cheeburga
Wait what?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 12:56
F Whipple
Just...just why?
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 12:58
NyghtcrawleR
My thing is also look how freaking tall some of those boots are.

Oh and this was posted a long time ago too lol as stated above.
suncrashesdown's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:33
suncrashesdown
Wow, slow news day, huh?
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 13:53
CrakieRacooon
OMG, shoes.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 14:11
MechaMonkey
And the Toid Award for Most Appropriate Picture goes to...

kacie360!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 15:51
Bob Muir
How do girls walk in shoes that high without breaking an ankle?
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 16:08
Batthink
Do not want. Ugly platforms, ugly colours.
MasterSauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 16:26
MasterSauce
BWAHHAHAHA...

lolz
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 17:26
mistic
what happens when you step into a puddle?
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2008 20:16
animateria
Even without the Gameboy Color those look absolutely hideous!

Whats the point of those high standing shoes? To fall over every other step due to balancing issues?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2008 11:09
Holyetheline
@Kacie360

OMFG I LOVE THAT PICTURE! That is the cutest Cat ever! lol
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 20:14
nebones
Cool.
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