Did you know that Jordan is a sorcerer? Were you aware that he is well versed in the dark arts? It's true. Nobody sacrifices a goat with such precision and grace (so to speak) as he does, but you wouldn't know it by the performance of mystical prowess on display in today's installment of Wake Up! as we continue to plumb the more surface-level depths of The Legend of Dungeon.
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