Santa's dead. HAHAHAH, pwned. OK, now that that's out of the way I got some questions for you. Are you lonely tonight? Do you find yourself with nothing to do? Are you as much of a loser as I am? Yes? OK, I thought so. Join me, won't you, in watching this amazing 30-minute speed run through the original Half-Life. Get out the popcorn and crowbars, cause you're about to be entertained.
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