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A few stories around the Internet today are reporting that Columbia Pictures are in the early stages of bringing Sony's PlayStation 2 classic Shadow of the Colossus to the big screen. Yeah, that's right. You just read that. 

The reports have Kevin Misher (Public Enemies) on board to produce, and young Hollywood writer Justin Marks to write the script. Does the name Justin Marks sounds familiar? He's the guy who wrote Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Yup.

Look, don't shoot the messenger, guys. I can't confirm whether or not this information is accurate, and in any case, Hollywood deals are a fickle thing. If this indeed true, it's entirely possible a Shadow of the Colossus film (and I'll repeat, written by the guy who wrote Legend of Chun-Li) may never actually happen. (It should be noted that Marks apparently also wrote a killer screenplay -- something I can't vouch for first hand -- for a Masters of the Universe film that has yet to pan out.)

But let's take a moment to think about what it would be like if it did.

[Update: Variety's Ben Fritz -- a friend of screenwriter Justin Marks -- has confirmed this news with some additional information. 

"I understand the folks working on the project are planning to have some of the characters who appear only momentarily in the game, such as those who try to track down and stop Wander, play bigger roles in the film," Fritz writes. "And despite the game's somewhat 'artsy' cred, they're hoping 'Shadow' will be 'Lord of the Rings'-size fantasy tentpole."]

[Via Risky Biz Blog








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Patriot SE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:04
Patriot SE
Jesus Christ. I can't even think about how they will translate this into a movie. The entire idea of just killing huge bosses with little dialogue doesn't work well with a lot of people.

But as long as it isnt as bad as In the name of the King.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:09
Harris Hatsworth
I can't see this being good at all. To stay true to the original it would need a $200 million budget and have about 4 lines of dialogue. If they made that I'd be pretty into it actually.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:12
eternalplayer2345
I've never been one for boycotting but I think it's time we boycott this.
VorpalBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:16
VorpalBlade
No.

No no no no no. :[
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:17
eskimo bob
... well at least this is more reasonable than a SotC MMO...
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:17
ThunderHeartXI



FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:19
Rockvillian
I wish gaming had stayed in the dark recesses of nerd basements.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:19
RonBurgandy2010
To everyone in IRC:


HAHAHAHAHA
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:19
Hoss
let me guess... keanu reeves as wander right? i mean because hes already playing spike spiegel... why not guarantee the utter apocalypse of civilization with that casting

gah... that was something i always dreamed of! but i didnt actually want it to happen!
draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:21
draycott
Well Cast Away had minimal dialogue for a good chunk of it...
But that attracted viewers because it had Tom Hanks...

As for the amount of CGI in movie? It'd be huge...
Hopefully the choreography will be good...

I'm curious as to whether the writer is going to follow the games faithfully down to the method of killing each colossi, or if he is going to create some new ones with a more creative way of killing them...

How boring would a movie be to watch the Wanderer fell each of the colossi that we all know how to take down already?
cup of cocoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:23
cup of cocoa
FFFFFFUUUUUUU-

*cries, yes you gits, cries*

This is...
Squeak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:26
Squeak
I'll just hope it never gets out of the production gate. If not, I'll just deny the movie's existence.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:27
Chronic Logic
Seriously? I don't think this is such a good idea. I mean the first time the hero does spend half and hour climbing the first colossi before killing it, might be epic and cool. but the repeating the same steps on the rest of the colossues doing the same thing would probably be boring for the audience.
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:27
Dragonzigg
No. No.
Fantus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:27
Fantus
Man,

"they're hoping 'Shadow' will be 'Lord of the Rings'-size fantasy tentpole."

I think I know what they are gonna do with that tentpole too. And it's gonna hurt.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:28
bluexy
This is a sin.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:29
Joseph Leray
Well ... I suppose it could work. Shadow is compelling because you kill all of these beautiful creatures without really knowing why; you develop a relationship with Agro (although part of that relationship is built through interaction). I think it's critical that they keep the minimalist dialogue/story and really highlight how beautiful and majestic the colossi are, to the detriment of Wander, of course.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:29
Jamie McGinn
I JUST SHOUTED "WHAT!?!" AT MY COMPUTER LIKE REALLY LOUD.


WHAT!?!
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:32
Hoss
well if they did it in 3 or 4 parts like LOTR then maybe it could be saved
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:34
IceMax
By writing a script, they mean he's writing the word Agro 50,000 times.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:39
Diverse
Shia LaBeouf as Wanderer CONFIRMED!!
LukienAkeela's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:50
LukienAkeela
WTF

Usually I ignore this kind of stuff. I don't think I can with this horrendous idea.
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:55
PySk
I heard Seth Rogen is going to play the main character... or Tom Cruise
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 17:55
Chack
NO WAY! They can't do that!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:05
grafkhun
Icemac: what about Dormin's lines after every colossus?

also, no. Just please no, don't do this hollywood.
lawlflip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:08
lawlflip
Fuck Justin Marks
Holyassassian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:11
Holyassassian
So much depressing news on dtoid today....
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:15
Static Jak
Ugh. I don't feel so good.
KelvisSu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:32
KelvisSu
The only way I want SotC on the big screen is by watching it played in Reign Over Me
foolishwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:33
foolishwolf
I'm pretty sure this is one of the worst things ever.

*cries*
MrSlippery's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 18:48
MrSlippery
worst idea ever.

like, I could grasp if maybe they somehow stretched it to be a 3 part movie, and had him kill 4 or so colossus per.

That, I could deal with, but the crew behind this just makes me sick. Why not Del Toro? He'd be perfect, that man knows how to bring stuff to life, and is an avid fan of the game.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:12
Demtor
If this movie had the balls to be silent, I'd maybe get on board. Maybe.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:19
Discarded Couch Sandwich
@Mr Slippery

I'd imagine del Toro wouldn't get in on this because he actually has sense!

What goes on with the player interaction and all that stuff in Shadow of the Colossus, you really cannot replicate on film. Only people that would jump aboard are your common, bog-standard idiots...

Woop for humanity!
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:23
Jonathan Ross
You know they're going to milk this into 16 part series with each movie only being about one colossus.
TheNomadicTroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:34
TheNomadicTroll
I can possibly see this work if the movie was treated as a indie film not a big budget one and make it as long as 30-45 minutes, remember length doesn't mean quality.
woodPecker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:42
woodPecker
This would never work. On the plus side, if this gets released, we may never have to see another videogame adaptation ever. Keep your games out of my movies, and your movies out of my games. They're not like books, which are often better than their movie counterparts anyway.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:42
liam2015
um

I 'm not sure what to say
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:49
Wexx
NO, WE DO THAT OUTSIDE (of reality).
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 19:59
ProperlyParanoid
Justin Marks, huh?

Mark my words, I'm going to put a bullet in the middle of this guy's head.
I would cry, but I'm so fuckin angry I can't. This fucker should burn in hell forever.

I guess this comment was a little over the top, but what the hell, this guy deserves it.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:04
B-Radicate
FUCK. NO.
rockydil's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:27
rockydil
Look at the bright side guys, this'll bring SotC to the masses! Guys? Guys...?
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:33
Paroxysm
This could be the greatest film ever... if you know everything was different. It'd need the backing of a studio willing to pour hundreds of millions into a niche art film.

So should we assume a sassy sidekick alongside our hero as he runs from his pursuers on a quest of revenge the great colossus he believes responsible for his sisters death (gotta be sister so he can make out with sassy sidekick(tm))?
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:38
Exquisitor
If they could do it completely without dialog, or just dialog in a jibberish language that you can't understand... it would be epic. It could be done easily since the story caters well to this. Wall-e had no dialog in the first half of the movie, and you could understand 100% of it.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:39
welkstar
WHY?!


Please keep Uwe Boll away from this.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:50
garrfunkel
Hopefully they'll use the fake game language. Worked for Passion of the Christ.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 20:52
Zac Bentz
Silent or GTFO.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 21:29
Joseph Leray
The Where the Wild Things are movie looks epic as hell, and the book's only 6 sentences long or something.

This could work.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 21:47
Loogibot
WHAT?NO!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2009 21:49
Dan CiTi
Johnny Yong Bosch or Sterling Knight better play Wander and Jack Black as the leader of the tribe that hunts Wander. Also Demi Lovato plays Wander's lady friend. MOTY.
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