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Sometimes, I wake up in the morning and think to myself, "today is the day, Conrad. Today is the day you make a joke that is such a phenomenal reach nobody will take you seriously ever again." So it is in that spirit that I present to you a new selection of games bound for Backlog glory in Series 25: Different Colonoscopy.
I really am sorry about that.
Resistance: Fall of Man Developed by Insomniac Games Released November 17, 2006
There are a few things which have prevented me from checking out the Resistance series. I'm not generally a huge fan of first-person shooters, though I do enjoy a good sci-fi / horror tale. But not having a PS3 for the first few years it was available is probably the biggest impediment to checking out one of the console's launch series.
I'm sure it's a bit on the rough side by this point but I do like killing aliens.
It's been a rocky period for the Prince of Persia franchise. After what seems to have been an unsuccessful reboot of the series (much to my chagrin; I adored 2008's Prince of Persia), Ubisoft went back to the previously abandoned plot line with The Forgotten Sands. To their credit, Ubisoft seems to have acknowledged which of their games remains most deserving of a sequel and placed this 2010 title directly following The Sands of Time in its respective chronology.
I have played every game in the Prince of Persia series, even if I rarely make the effort to finish them. With your help, perhaps I'll knock this one off my list.
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks Developed by Midway L.A. Released September 16, 2005
The ridiculous mythology which sprang out of the Mortal Kombat franchise eventually gave rise to a few spin-off titles attempting action-adventure instead of competitive, tournament fighting. The best of these, by all accounts I've seen, is Shaolin Monks. It's an alternate telling of events which transpire between the first and second Mortal Kombat titles featuring Liu Kang and Kung Lao.
I like a good, mindless beat-em-up from time to time and this appears to be that. I wouldn't know. I picked it up on clearance somewhere and never played.
I liked the first No More Heroes game in the same way that I like everything Suda51 touches. His games are weird and wonderful but often unfocused and prone to paying more attention to style than playability. There were deep flaws which I was willing to overlook because of the title's creativity.
The problem comes when someone who makes creative statements then produces a sequel to a statement. Now, the artistry seems less significant and poor gameplay less forgivable. Desperate Struggle did much to improve on the original, I became weary after a time and decided I just wasn't having fun. Help me have fun again.
Mystery Game
Finally, we have the Mystery Game. Don't make the mistake of choosing this for curiosity's sake, as people have clamored before to know what it was and groaned when they learned. The intent here is to select the Mystery Game if none of the other games appeal to you, so voting for it just because you want to know what it is is kind of a dick move.
If the Mystery Game is not chosen, it'll roll over into the next series where it will continue to be a mystery.
There you have it. Make your selection in the poll below and make your case in the comments for the game you want to see next on Backlog!
No More Heroes 2 is the best game on the list, probably because it's the only one I've played. I also want to choose Resistance because I'm curious about the series, but watching you play a FPS will probably be boring.
I'll pull a dick move and vote for the mystery game!
Shaolin monks, because it's pretty awesome. And when you play co-op, you share the same life meter as your friend, which adds a lot more strategy when playing with a friend.
I chose Resistance, because I just finally started playing my copy. I played through the first couple of levels with a friend locally, and we both enjoyed it. I do suggest that's the way to go about it.
I was torn between that and Shaolin Monks. Again that's another great two player co-op experience, that I had a lot of fun with, especially once you unlock Scorpion and Sub Zero.
I did only pick Resistance though, because I too am hitting that up in my backlog.
I chose Resistance, because I just finally started playing my copy. I played through the first couple of levels with a friend locally, and we both enjoyed it. I do suggest that's the way to go about it.
I was torn between that and Shaolin Monks. Again that's another great two player co-op experience, that I had a lot of fun with, especially once you unlock Scorpion and Sub Zero.
I did only pick Resistance though, because I too am hitting that up in my backlog.
Play resistance with a friend. You won't regret it. I played it with a friend when he got his ps3, and then I played it solo when I got mine. It's a blast flanking enemies while your friend draws there fire. Good times.
When is a better time to play Resistance than now.?
I feel bad for Resistance 3. It's so good but would be underrated and unnoticed. Sony should've made a lot more marketing on this than KZ3(I bought the helghast edition).
Shaolin Monks. I am still amazed at the quality of that game. All the other ones on the list about the quality you'd expect from their respective developers, but Shaolin Monks just came out of nowhere.
Am I the only one who doesn't get the Different Colonoscopy joke?
This is like one of those 3d pictures that everyone else can see, and they just keep telling me to relax my eyes and look "through" the picture, but nothing works.
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[Backlog is the ongoing quest to rid Conrad Zimmerman's collection of unfinished games. As voted on by the Destructoid community, Conrad plays each game from start to finish live on Destructoid's Twitch.tv...
[Backlog is the ongoing quest to rid Conrad Zimmerman's collection of unfinished games. As voted on by the Destructoid community, Conrad plays each game from start to finish live on Destructoid's Twitch.tv...
[Backlog is the ongoing quest to rid Conrad Zimmerman's collection of unfinished games. As voted on by the Destructoid community, Conrad plays each game from start to finish live on Destructoid's Twitch.tv...
After a journey which has lasted nine months and seen the end of twenty-five games, tonight Backlog comes to its conclusion. People used to joke that Fable III, the least popular game ever to appear in a round of voting ...more
[Backlog is the ongoing quest to rid Conrad Zimmerman's collection of unfinished games. As voted on by the Destructoid community, Conrad plays each game from start to finish live on Destructoid's Twitch.tv...more
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