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Viva Pinata Dance Party . . . <br>Bow-chicka-bow-wow? photo

While Summa is busy playing with his Wii, I'm here to bring you the serious news, oh yes. Microsoft just mass emailed us 360 gamers to make sure we don't miss out on the awesomeness seen above. You can join Rare in the Metro-news-sexual Dance Party with 3 of your favorite Viva Pinata characters, each with their own 3 songs to choose from.

Here's how the awesomeness is handled: every 5 seconds you can press a button. And it does something. And the music is (in my best Borat voice) "Ver-ry Niceh" -- it only took 20 seconds of me playing it at 4:00 A.M. for my roomate to get out of bed and pull my speakers out of my computer. Yah, I'm gonna label this one NSFW to spare you some dignity after that water cooler incident last month. Hey, it's not your fault The Wicked Witch of the Accounting dared you to pour all of the water on her at the Halloween party. It was worth it.

In honor of our Elephant woes and my hatred of Rare's recent years of gaming and my dwindling hopes for Viva Pinata being their savior:

Elephant is cooler than Rareware








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2006 08:24
Aaron Mxy Yost
We're supposed to have favorite Viva Pinata characters?
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2006 09:53
Jordan Devore
I told Fronz this earlier, but I over heard my mom telling my sister that "this Viva Pinata game looks fun". Then I yelled back "I knew you were gonna say that!"
PulpoFantastico's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2006 10:13
PulpoFantastico
That was pretty awful. Here's to hoping that Rare is doing something a bit more engaging for the actual game, eh?
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2006 11:46
Ballistic90
Meh, they're ripping off Animal Crossing so maybe.
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