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I woke up at 8 am today, a most unusual hour for this nightbird. Truthfully, I was Ready to Monday! The reins of this weekly column have been passed from Editor-in-Chief Nick Chester (he doesn't feed me if my posts aren't on time, please someone report him before I die under my desk) to yours truly, and I only hope I can do them the justice that they deserve. If they aren't suck ass titles in the first place, that is.

This week brings Square's King's Knight (NES, 1 Player, Rated E for Everyone, 500 Wii points), which I have exactly zero memory of playing in my obsessive cartridge renting days. I remember the cover though, so I can only guess I played it at some point and promptly forgot it existed. The game is actually a vertically scrolling shooter in which you play a knight who enrolls the aid of three other friends to save a princess from a dragon. The setting is unusual for a shooter -- I actually can't think of any others that went with this kind of theme off the top of my head.

The second release (we get two!) is Namco's Powerball (Sega Genesis, 1-2 Players, Rated E for Everyone, 800 Wii points). The game is a mashup of rugby and football in which you play on a 100-yard field and try to land goals by getting your ball into the opponent's goal net. While I was searching for images of this game, I stumbled upon the score on 1Up, which was an F. Ouch. Let's hope it's better than that.

Will you download either game this week, or are you holding out for different types of VC releases?

Wii-kly Update: Two New Classic Games Added to Wii Shop Channel

It's a mad season for basketball lovers, but even the most hardcore hoops fan
needs a break from the action this time of year. While they're a far cry from
basketball, the latest additions to the Wii™ Shop Channel offer plenty of
fast-moving fun and high-scoring thrills of their own. Check them out and get
a fresh taste of gaming excitement that can last well into April and beyond.

Nintendo adds new games to the Wii Shop Channel at 9 a.m. Pacific time every
Monday. Wii owners with a high-speed Internet connection can redeem Wii
Points™ to download the games. Wii Points can be purchased in the Wii Shop
Channel or at retail outlets. This week's new games are:

KING'S KNIGHT™ (NES®, 1 player, Rated E for Everyone — Mild Fantasy Violence,
500 Wii Points): In the kingdom of Izander, the fair Princess Claire has been
kidnapped by a foul and insidious dragon, and it is the mission of four brave
fighters to save her. Through five thrilling, fast-action stages, our gallant
heroes—a knight, a wizard, a monster and a thief—will take on an army of
incredible enemies. You must help them reach their goal, as you are now part
of the team that will fight to free the princess from her imprisonment. Keep
your wits about you, plan your strategy and set off on an exciting adventure.

POWERBALL™ (Sega Genesis, 1-2 players, Rated E for Everyone — Mild Fantasy
Violence, 800 Wii Points): Eight different teams representing various nations
are vying to become the POWERBALL champions, and you control one of the eight
in your quest for the championship. A hybrid of games like rugby and football,
POWERBALL is played on a 100-yard field. Try to score by either carrying the
ball into your opponent's end zone or kicking it into your opponent's net for
points. This one- or two-player game offers both exhibition and league play.
Jump into a game of POWERBALL and try a brand new sport.







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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:45
ShawnKelfonne
So we get a Square game, and it's a crappy shooter.
Gee, thanks Square.
I already have the cartridge of King's Knight laying around, and it's not even that good, so I'm definitely passing on this week.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:47
king3vbo
King's Knight: A shmup? I never saw that coming.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:50
Snaileb
Why did Nick Chestah stop posting these? Not that Im complaining! ;)
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:50
Aerox
King's Knight is fucking hard. There's four separate levels with 4 different characters, and all of them have to survive in order for you to make it to the final 5th level (and I think they start with the life they had when you finished their level. I can't beat any of them.

Nobuo Uematsu scored the game though, so it's worth it just for that.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:51
big filth
"Virtual Console releases for the week of 2/24"

I dont have a virtual console, and I may be way off here, but shouldnt that be a 3??
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:52
Gen Eric Gui
Oh Lawd, King's Knight? I remember that shit game. Played it ad naeuseum when I was a kid and we owned it, and am still thoroughly sick of it. DO NOT WANT.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:54
Cowzilla3
Yea I couldn't find any info on Powerball either. Usually these games have an obscure fan site somewhere but not Powerball, just a big glaring F at 1up.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 11:55
Colette Bennett
It should be Big Filth, my bad on that typo. Fixed!
doctorjones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:02
doctorjones
Colette is on fire this morning. Not literaly, so don't throw buckets of water at her. Just an impressive collection of articles this morning! Was that 5 or 6?
I read them all. I really should do some work...or not.

Destructoid = Destroying productivity all week long :)
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:20
Scientist tz
I have fond memories of playing Powerball as a kid. It was never owned but often rented. I remember really liking the game mechanic that made it really hard to score touchdowns. We went apeshit every time we were able to score one.

I wish the VC had demo versions. I can't be sure that a game I thought was a blast as a kid will have the same appeal to me now.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:33
big filth
@ colette

:) hope that wasn't obnoxious. Im sure it was the keyboards fault anyway. ;)
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:36
NegFactor
King's Knights was a brutal waste. I owned that game when I was younger and it just wasn't worth my time. Everytime I'd pick it up, I'd get frustrated at ridiculous level setups and put it back down again.

Never played Powerball.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:38
Darren Nakamura
King's Knight actually looks interesting. Powerball looks like it'd be fun to play in real life, but not so much in video game form. Will I download either? No, probably not.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:01
Justin Villasenor
Grats on the feature acquisition C.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:04
F Whipple
Lame
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:53
HarassmentPanda


Never would have guessed King's Knight was a shooter either... weird.
stonecold86's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 15:32
stonecold86
Seriously... Nintendo... I have been waiting for half a year so far for Earthbound to be released on the Virtual Console. Honestly, who wants Powerball? Are you kidding me. I would be willing to bet there are a few games in the VC library right now with zero downloads... ZERO! It seems like every week I get giddy when reading the Upcoming VC releases and I am consistently disappointed. If you want to keep putting crap out like Donkey Kong Jr. Math, why not just throw our Bucky O'Hare (a decent unknown game) Give me a break Nintendo, who are you trying to target with these games? It must not be gamers around the world.

P.S - GET EARTHBOUND ON THE VC NOW! I need to save the world!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 16:37
Batthink
I wouldn't mind trying out King's Knight, despite what NegFactor, Aerox and Gen Eric say.
WillyFourEyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 17:32
WillyFourEyes
King's Knight is pretty meh, but it might be worth playing if only for the nostalgia value of Square's very first North American game. That's about it, really.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 20:11
Aaron Mxy Yost
Neither of these games are Super Punch-out!!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:24
Bob Muir
King's Knight was bad enough that it put an already desperate Square at the bottom of the barrel and made them name their last game "Final Fantasy." They just happened to get really lucky at that point, except for the part where their last-ditch name for a swan song became the most ironic name of a popular game series.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:19
Gen Eric Gui
Final Fantasy wasn't Square's last game, it was supposed to be Sakaguchi's last game before he went back to finish college. Square was doing just fine, King's Knight and their other games like Rad Racer were selling well and Square was not in financial trouble at all. That whole story is a lie.
Procyon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 13:03
Procyon
FYI, a [url=http://strategywiki.org/wiki/King's_Knight]King's Knight guide[/url] was just recently completed over at StrategyWiki.
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