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Final Fantasy IX PC!

PC Port Report: Final Fantasy IX

Look, I'm not here to argue the best Final Fantasy game. Chances are, your favorite is one of the first ones if not the first one that you've played. Unless you played one of the original three first, in which case those hopefully...

 
Elite Dangerous buggies photo
Elite Dangerous buggies

Elite Dangerous: Horizons to land on Xbox One soon

Elite Dangerous may be a pretty good space trucking sim (among other things), but it's been missing something: Ground trucks. Until now!...or rather, until recently, when the game's Horizons expansion landed on PC late last year....

 
Feature
As some of you already know, I almost lost the fire inside. Video games didn’t excite me anymore, and while that was mostly down to their ever-decreasing circles of creativity, I’d also gotten lazy, stuck in my wa...   read

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Deals

Ten bucks for Rocket League and Shadow of Mordor on PC make a return

Move over Jackson/Tubman/whoever's on the bill these days, because you only need a Hamilton now for Rocket League. This weekend, Green Man Gaming is running two sales, with hot discounts on a few notable titles. Rocket League drops to $9.60...

 
NINTENDO photo
NINTENDO

Staaaay fresh with Squid Sisters amiibo

Callie and Marie, Splatoon's "Squid Sisters," are getting amiibo figures this July. The toys will be available in Japan from July 7, North America and Europe the following day, and Australia and New Zealand starting July 9, Nintendo's vario...

 
SNK photo
SNK

King of Fighters 2000 coming to PS4 next week

SNK isn't screwing around with its comeback. On top of a brand new King of Fighters and an enhanced port of The Last Blade 2, the studio is bringing the The King of Fighters 2000 to PlayStation 4 in North America next Tuesday, May 3, t...

 
The Climb review

Review: The Climb

Crytek is a weird company. It hit it off fairly well with the original Far Cry and Crysis, and then pumped out a pair of uninspired shooters in the form of the Crysis sequels, which were carried by the beautiful CryEngine and...   read

Soda Drinker Pro review
I, uh.....what?   read

HideoTube photo
HideoTube

Kojima playing a bunch of arcade games is a real daymaker

Designer Hideo Kojima attended the Game On exhibition in Tokyo and brought along writer/editor/best bud Kenji Yano, who has now officially joined the new Kojima Productions, for some wholesome arcade-fueled fun. I didn't know I needed to s...

 
Clueless Gamer photo
Clueless Gamer

Conan might suck at Mario Kart, but he's great as a dick canvas

Conan's Clueless Gamer segment is back for more befuddlement and frustration. This time, the comedian played the frat house favorite Mario Kart 8 with Neighbors 2 co-stars Seth Rogen and Zac Efron. Of course, you can't have a frat house wit...

 
Shinobi photo
Shinobi

You know, we probably don't need a Shinobi movie

Sega's shuriken-chucking arcade game Shinobi is being adapted into a feature film. Why? "We love the Shinobi games and believe that the world of ninjas has never been properly explored onscreen," says producer Marc Platt, who previously wor...

 
Ratchet & Clank photo
Ratchet & Clank

Ratchet & Clank on PS4 is the series' fastest-seller

I've seen a lot of love for the new Ratchet & Clank game, but I couldn't tell if that was the social media echo-chamber effect or if there really were a bunch of people getting way into Insomniac's refresh of the PlayStation 2 original ...

 
Total Warhammer photo
Total Warhammer

First-week Total War: Warhammer players will get the Chaos Warriors

Creative Assembly has extended its pre-order incentive for Total War: Warhammer. Now, players who buy the strategy title during its first week (up until May 31 at 10:00am Pacific) will also receive the Chaos Warriors Race Pack. It's a seemi...

 
New Battlefield photo
New Battlefield

We'll see 'the future of Battlefield' next Friday

Rumors about the new Battlefield have been swirling for months now. Are you ready to get this thing over with already? I sure am. DICE has set the reveal for Friday, May 6 at 4:00pm Eastern. I don't necessarily have a particular style or pe...

 
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8===D

Friday Night Fights - Abortion Drones

So, apparently we are allowing Skynet to just hand out abortions now. Let it be known: I warned you all that this will end badly. One small step for human rights, one giant step for FUCKING TERMINATORS! You people have damned us all. Well, ...

 
Yahtzee! photo
Yahtzee!

I plead the 6th: Watch 25 minutes of Ace Attorney 6 gameplay

You've seen the animated opening, you've lamented that this game hitting Japan on June 9 don't mean shit for you, now watch 25 minutes of gameplay from Ace Attorney 6, a game which Capcom will definitely bring to Western 3DS players at some...

 
Blackroom on hold photo
Blackroom on hold

Romero and Carmack put Kickstarter for new FPS, Blackroom, on hold

The recently announced Kickstarter for Blackroom, an FPS from Doom co-creators John Romero and Adrian Carmack, is already on hold. Fundraising has been suspended and the campaign clock has been set back to zero. An update posted on the pr...

 
DOAX sales et al photo
DOAX sales et al

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 sold well outside Japan

Koei Tecmo has revealed sales numbers for its recent titles including Dead or Alive Xtreme 3. The saucy stew from which the latter was borne, Dead or Alive 5: Last Round, tops the KT financial reports (translated by Gematsu) at 600,000 down...

 
Cave photo
Cave

The next Cave shoot 'em up to hit Steam is DoDonPachi DaiFukkatsu

Although many western Cave fans know the shmup developer from popular series like Deathsmiles, the company actually got its start with the DonPachi line, and produced a ton of them since its inception in 1995. That includes 2008's DoDonPach...

 
The Internet photo
The Internet

Comcast raising data caps to 1TB instead of NOT HAVING DATA CAPS

For many Americans, Comcast is the sole choice of internet provider. Others can pick between Comcast and AT&T, which is a bit like picking between a Ford Taurus and a Ford Pinto. Comcast started limiting monthly data to 250GB in some ma...

 
Yo-Kai Watch photo
Yo-Kai Watch

Yo-Kai Watch is invading Final Fantasy soon

Well, this is unexpected, but it makes sense. Level-5, creator of Yo-Kai Watch, has teamed up with Square Enix to bring some of its most popular characters into Final Fantasy XIV. This includes pets, equipment, a Whisper mount, and even the...

 
MGS3: Snake Eater photo
MGS3: Snake Eater

Granin's explanation for 'Metal Gear' makes a bit more sense in Japanese

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is first in the series chronology (it's set in 1964, twenty years ahead of the recent Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain) which makes it a good enough spot as any for an in-universe explanation for the term...

 
Modern Warfare photo
Modern Warfare

Well that sure looks like a Modern Warfare Remaster confirmation

Following the very obvious news that Infinity Ward is developing a far future Call of Duty called Infinite Warfare, it looks like it's also taking the opportunity to spice up the deal, if you will, with a remaster of Modern Warfare&nbs...

 
Let it Die photo
Let it Die

Suda51: If you play Let it Die 'you will understand I am still crazy'

Our special little guy Jonathan Holmes caught up with the good-shoes-wearer himself, Suda51, at PAX last week in Boston for a hands-on with Grasshopper's upcoming Let it Die and a chat with the man himself. Holmes doesn't seem to have capt...

 
Lionhead Studios photo
Lionhead Studios

Lionhead Studios is officially no more as of today

After multiple sources had heard that Lionhead Studios, formed in 1996, still had hope, the end has finally come. According to Kotaku UK, the developer has officially closed down for good following a nominal consultation period. Fable Legen...

 
EVE Online
Earlier this week, the Citadel expansion came to EVE Online. Two years ago, developer CCP moved toward releasing more frequent updates for the game, so this type of event is a relatively regular occurrence. Citadel, howe...   read

Ratchet & Clank photo
Ratchet & Clank

Check out Flixist's review of Ratchet & Clank (movie)

Hello! Long time no see. How's kicks? I just reviewed the new Ratchet & Clank movie over at Destructoid's sister site Flixist and thought you fine folks might be interested in it given that it's a movie based on a video game, and t...

 
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Alicia Vikander

Tomb Raider movie has found its Lara Croft

Replacing Angelina Jolie is hard. My local theatre production of Carmen was disastrously thrown off track when I found out the woman I was in talks with through Craigslist to play the lead turned out not to be the Angelina Jolie, but an Ang...

 
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Drake, lol

Well, he has a point

Not to be outdone by Beyonce's HBO special album drop, the In-n-Out eating, "Hotline Bling" meme-ing Drake released a new album, Views, on iTunes. Which, actually, wait. iTunes? Nevermind. He was definitely outdone. Well, he released it any...

 
Cyberpunk 2077 photo
Cyberpunk 2077

The Chinese Room calls out CD Projekt Red for 'sexist' games

BAFTA-winning developer, The Chinese Room, has accused CD Projekt Red of making sexist games. Responding to tweet about CD Projekt’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 (via NeoGAF), Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture developer said that the n...

 

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Torchman

Shit waifus as far as the eye can

 
Parismio

Thanks to Pixie, I remembered my love for FFXIV

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Todays been a rollercoaster of a day for Ive now got a second job at It looks like Im single now But I also got a voice message from Mike West, the guy who voices Fox McCloud in Star Fox 64/3D and

 
OverlordZetta

Oh yeah, this years Super Sentai has a cat girl, doesnt it? What did she look like Toei I dont think this is what the otaku audience had in mind at

 
JDelwynn

It seems that having children is like Alien Thank god Im single!

 
BlazeWii

Cat girls? CAT GIRLS??? Need I remind you all that there is only enough room in this anime world for one master female

 
Samsneeze

I am struggling to get through Fire Emblem Its all so The characters are The maps are all the The story is even managing to be worse than Awakening I hope Intelligent Systems has its shit together next

 
ChrisHannard

Fully charged controller? Game appropriate drink? Game from a series Ive never played before? Time to Git Gud or Die

 
Kaleido Ruby

All these mentions of catgirls and not a single mention of

 
Pixie The Fairy

I used to be a catgirl Best at what I did,

 
iam16bit

All these posts about Cat Girls and not one from Cat Planet Cuties!

 
KnickKnackMyWack

Since were going on about cat girls, how is it you uncultured swines have yet to bring up Aisha from Outlaw Star?

 
Dangus Taargus

The credits to Star Fox Zero made me tear

 
Gamemaniac3434

Guard your testicles around blaze, Shes a maniac, and her friends are

 
OverlordZetta

Replying to a bunch of stuff from the past couple of days again, so dont mind me if I appear on something from three days I am like the wind! I the Kamen Rider!

 
Dinosir

For as much as I hated the last few bosses in DS3, there are some really Really freakin cool boss And even the ones I hated were really cool in concept just I feel they missed the execution by a

 
BlazeWii

Im not sure how I feel about From Software promoting the castration of It just doesnt seem

 
Rico the Penguin

All thats left is covenant grind and a couple relatively easy bosses, at least compared to what gold covetous +2 ring

 
Nathan D

So many cat girls, so little Oh Rei, you tease!

 
AdmiralAckbong

Today Im going to a screening of Blood Simple with a Q&A from the Coen Bros Trying not to poop

 
Sarah Jane Farron

Theres been lots of talk of cat I play a cat lady in FFXIV so Ill post my character! I really need to get back to this

 
GundamJehutyKai

Curious about Koihime Enbu, theres an EU stream on now with possible key giveaways

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

I just remembered: Free Comic Book Day is in a week! Theres a lot this year I dont recognize (and no Mouse Guard for some reason), but there are more than a few familiar favorites,

 
Torchman

Ama blog? Sounds like it could be

 
Fuzunga

Whats that you say? You want me to post MORE pictures of Blake? Well, if you

 
DanteKinkade

Cute foxy Yousuke, and yes more then just cuddling

 
Nathan D

Good lord, heavy drinking really makes me go balls to the wall, with blatant disregard for my girly Hunters I hardly ever use that many Next up on my Skill build, run like a crazy person through the Hunters Nightmare just to get the

 
Roxas1359

Saw the Ratchet and Clank movie It has its problems but its not nearly as bad as critics are making it out to Ive definitely seen

 
Vadicta

Weve finally made it into the world of

 
Parismio

Ive been putting this off for too long but Im disapponted yall didnt mention the actual best catgirl:

 

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