When they're not inspiring rapists or teaching people exactly how to murder others in real life, videogames are giving children rickets. That's according to the British media, who have attributed yet another heinous crime to gaming.
The disease (famous for making kids look like those novelty clocks with the swinging legs) has seen a "disturbing" return to the UK. Rather than blame Britain's many stupid parents who don't give a flying f*ck about their ugly, inbred little shitlings, television and videogames are instead the culprits.
"Kids tend to stay indoors more these days and play on their computers instead of enjoying the fresh air," blames Professor Simon Pearce. "This means their vitamin D levels are worse than in previous years."
As usual, while the scientists only vaguely mention videogames, the good old British news services have jumped on that tired old angle. The Times ran the headline "TV and computer games blamed for return of rickets." Can't wait to see what the Daily Mail does with this little gem.
So yeah, if you don't want the kind of legs that would only be good for riding a rhinoceros, then stay away from those evil videogames.
TV and computer games blamed for return of rickets [The Times]
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My balls are just too big for me to close my fucking legs bitch!
Have a good weekend all.
I love The Chronicles of Rickets!
I wonder why...
The fact that the media are now resorting to jumping on vague implications in order to condemn our hobby show to what extent they must resent it.
Holy fuck this made me laugh so hard.
The sun helps the body process the vitamin D, rather than containing it.
Even if they were taking supplements, if they're locked in a basement it won't be that good.
I've been gaming all my life and at 36 I'm nowhere near having rickets (just brain damage...totally games fault).
This is another one of those evolution at work type deals. If even at a kid's age, your child doesn't know how or when to take a break short of getting rickets, (what's next, scurvy from forgetting to eat any fruits and vegetables?) they are too stupid to survive in the world.
Sometimes you see a sick bird abandoned by a mom and nature, which might be cold but has an ecological balance it maintains when we don't interfere, it's not meant to be helped. It's TOO weak and not meant to make it.
Be like nature, stop helping those that aren't victims, but rather braindead. We'd see less of these morons getting older, having kids and continuing to plague our planet with their seed that was never meant to be spread except we kept these stupid deer in a wolves world protected.
Ahhh, just imagine for a moment...imagine a world where the severely stupid hadn't made it, hadn't lived long enough to breed...think how wonderful online gaming would be.
I think I'll run for President on a "leave your kids behind" platform.
Of course, I could never get elected. Not if someone black ran. Skin trumps resume.
But then I could beat that by offering a video console in every home. Because I don't need to keep that promise. It'd be unAmerican to deliver.
I'm off to work on my rickets some more. I want to one day lay in the hospital and brag about my Modern Warfare war injury. I'm trying for carpal.
They make you a shut in.
They prevent you from eating cheese and green leafy veg.
They make you dark skinned.
They make you old.
They make you obese.
They make you wear head to toe body covering 'religious' garb.
Evidence! http://www.webmd.com/diet/vitamin-d-deficiency