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Videogames: They cause rickets now! photo

When they're not inspiring rapists or teaching people exactly how to murder others in real life, videogames are giving children rickets. That's according to the British media, who have attributed yet another heinous crime to gaming.

The disease (famous for making kids look like those novelty clocks with the swinging legs) has seen a "disturbing" return to the UK. Rather than blame Britain's many stupid parents who don't give a flying f*ck about their ugly, inbred little shitlings, television and videogames are instead the culprits.

"Kids tend to stay indoors more these days and play on their computers instead of enjoying the fresh air," blames Professor Simon Pearce. "This means their vitamin D levels are worse than in previous years."

As usual, while the scientists only vaguely mention videogames, the good old British news services have jumped on that tired old angle. The Times ran the headline "TV and computer games blamed for return of rickets." Can't wait to see what the Daily Mail does with this little gem.

So yeah, if you don't want the kind of legs that would only be good for riding a rhinoceros, then stay away from those evil videogames.

TV and computer games blamed for return of rickets [The Times]








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WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:24
WarZombie
Taking the easy way out in these people's MO. We already knew this.
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:31
X3Ent3nte
ohh ive had it up to here with these rickets
SpeedNut's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:32
SpeedNut
Leave it to the British to rhyme a disease with one of their favorite pastimes...
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:32
Sexualchocolate
They ain't rickets!


My balls are just too big for me to close my fucking legs bitch!


Have a good weekend all.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:33
HEL105
If you're a parent, make your kid do something besides sit in front of the tv/computer screen all day. If you're an adult, do something besides sit in front of the tv/computer screen all day. Common sense should tell us that poor health of all kinds would be the likely results of that.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:34
Vigor
Kids play videogames inside? So they dont get enough sun? This professor is onto something.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:35
taumpytears
Looks like video games will just have to try a bit harder then, Jim. I think they could cause some disease some time soon.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:37
Tarvu
Hah I developed before becoming a video gamer.
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:42
SnatchTease
zombiebbqlolwtfgotmilk?
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 10:46
X3Ent3nte
what? so youre saying that i DON'T get the adequate light exposure i need from basking in my laptops lcd screen
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:00
Xelviar
Bullshit. I've been gaming since I was TWO, and I'm 6'3 now, so tell me, Daily Mail, where are the rickets on me?
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:02
Jay Me
I don't like the sound of this Riddicks disease.
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:03
JustLikeBuck
Awesome :D

I love The Chronicles of Rickets!
JonW's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:08
JonW
Word of the day: Shitlings
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:09
Sean Daisy
I haven't heard much about "Scientists prove that exposure to the media causes widespread panic, fear, hatred of other religions, nationalities, the young, going outdoors and staying indoors too long." in the media lately.

I wonder why...
IV Backstab MC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:10
IV Backstab MC
Hey everyone let's just let this blow up to out of perportions. So if anyone of us is in court for murder or rape, ok let's use rape as an example. If you are on trial for rape here's what you do. You act normal till on the whitness stand or whatever then you begin to eat your own feces and scream RAPELAY and Videogames and volla, no jailtime. I call ot revenge for video game persecution
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:20
lewness
Milk, silly.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:34
Aaron Mxy Yost
The headline + pic got a good laugh out of me, nicely done!
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:40
Sean Daisy
Do you know what is particularly daft about the header: "TV and computer games blamed for return of rickets"? It implies that if you stopped watching TV and playing computer games, you would no longer be susceptible to contracting rickets! Which is wrong, of course. You need to go outside as well, or simply make sure you are getting plenty of Vitamin D , which is prevalent in milk, cereals, and some fish and mushrooms.

The fact that the media are now resorting to jumping on vague implications in order to condemn our hobby show to what extent they must resent it.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:44
HoodedMiracle
I drink 4 cups of milk a day, so videogames ain't the cause...
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:53
Volomon
What's wrong with the British why do they naturally have weak bones and weak teeth? Back in the day you would check teeth to see if they were genetically inferior. Is this the issue?
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 11:54
Avalon
Saw this on the cover of The Metro on the train home and raged.
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:06
Mr Pibb
A number of Muslim women who wear the niqab or burqa contract rickets because of a lack of sun exposure but I doubt that a paper would be too eager to pick a fight with religion. Also, since when are TV and videogames the only thing that can predispose you to rickets? You need to have a poor diet lacking in Vitamin D which has nothing to do with playing games. And you could just as easily contract the disease by spending all your time inside reading books.
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:06
ShadowKirby
Well, the doc isn't wrong. Spending too much time inside and not getting enough sun will lower your level of vitamin D and if you don't counter-balance this with some supplements (milk products of vitamin supplements) then yeah, problems can arise. And there's also genetic history to take in account but let's not go there. He ain't blaming the games, he's just saying kids should outside once in a while, which is true. The Daily Mail is doing the blaming but fuck them.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:15
Xzyliac
Welcome back Jim.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:17
Mr Andy Dixon
SC: "They ain't rickets! My balls are just too big for me to close my fucking legs bitch!"

Holy fuck this made me laugh so hard.
shizknightOLD's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:18
shizknightOLD
Then get your kids a sun lamp and shut the fuck up. This is all bullshit. Stop playing videogames and go outside or you'll get rickets. Get back in here out of the sun or you'll get cancer.
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:34
Piellar
For years they've been putting vitamin D in milk, just give your children silly parents
yggogre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:55
yggogre
@ Piellar
The sun helps the body process the vitamin D, rather than containing it.

Even if they were taking supplements, if they're locked in a basement it won't be that good.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 12:58
KingSigy
I suppose this can happen, but why not just send your kids outside for a simple hour a day? It's not that hard.
TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 13:48
TheTruth
The really pathetic part? If you were out in the sun for even 10 to 15 minutes a day, that's it, you'd soak up enough vitamin D requirement. Doesn't have to be a clear day, either. Those rays bust through clouds.

I've been gaming all my life and at 36 I'm nowhere near having rickets (just brain damage...totally games fault).
This is another one of those evolution at work type deals. If even at a kid's age, your child doesn't know how or when to take a break short of getting rickets, (what's next, scurvy from forgetting to eat any fruits and vegetables?) they are too stupid to survive in the world.
Sometimes you see a sick bird abandoned by a mom and nature, which might be cold but has an ecological balance it maintains when we don't interfere, it's not meant to be helped. It's TOO weak and not meant to make it.

Be like nature, stop helping those that aren't victims, but rather braindead. We'd see less of these morons getting older, having kids and continuing to plague our planet with their seed that was never meant to be spread except we kept these stupid deer in a wolves world protected.

Ahhh, just imagine for a moment...imagine a world where the severely stupid hadn't made it, hadn't lived long enough to breed...think how wonderful online gaming would be.

I think I'll run for President on a "leave your kids behind" platform.
Of course, I could never get elected. Not if someone black ran. Skin trumps resume.
But then I could beat that by offering a video console in every home. Because I don't need to keep that promise. It'd be unAmerican to deliver.

I'm off to work on my rickets some more. I want to one day lay in the hospital and brag about my Modern Warfare war injury. I'm trying for carpal.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 13:59
DF
And this all could've been avoided if Boktai 3 was released outside of Japan. Damn you, Konami! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:09
fetusmilk
the only physical deformity i could think of getting from video games (for me anyway) is bow legs or bad hips from sitting american indian style on the floor for 8 hours straight.
yatzze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 14:41
yatzze
oh I see what you did
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 15:04
Holyetheline
face + palm = me
agentarsenic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 15:16
agentarsenic
the amount of vitamin d absorbed from the sun is super small, like my penis
readbigwordsisgood's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 15:52
readbigwordsisgood
They left out a few things video games also do that cause Vitamin D deficiency.

They make you a shut in.
They prevent you from eating cheese and green leafy veg.
They make you dark skinned.
They make you old.
They make you obese.
They make you wear head to toe body covering 'religious' garb.

Evidence! http://www.webmd.com/diet/vitamin-d-deficiency
Senger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 16:01
Senger
Ignorance is bliss?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:48
randombullseye
This is huge!
JoeSetsFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 23:02
JoeSetsFire
I'm going to to Rickets? SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK whatever...
SAMA1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 00:09
SAMA1984
While we're at it, video game critics cause high blood pressure and uncontrolled fits of rage/laughter to gamers. Critics should be banned.
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 04:50
Phalanxxx
kids should eat more butter. It's enriched with vitamin D because THE SKY IS ALWAYS OVERCAST. Maybe it's the healthy eating bullshit stopping kids eating as much butter, maybe?
I am Powers Boothe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 15:19
I am Powers Boothe
Oh my god, Sterling, shouldn't you have posted "sh*tlings" instead of "shitlings"?
Wraggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 20:01
Wraggles
Wait I has compromise.....lets make kids play video games outside? or or....install a uv light in their room.
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