Videogames and porn: The Ultimate hook-up

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare – Call Girl on Duty 4: Modern Whorefare
Sonic the Hedgehog – Ron the Hedgehog, starring Ron Jeremy
Driver ’78 – Drive Her ‘69
Mega Man – Mega Long Man. He goes pew! pew! pew!
Halo 3 – Shallow 3, starring Master Chief and Master Bates, featuring newcomer, Cortana.
Blue Dragon – Blue Dragon Balls
Tiger Woods Golf ’08 – Tiger’s got wood 8 (a stretch but still good)
Blood Rayne – Boob Rayne
Gears of War – Guys of War, featuring a pretty boy that looks like Cliffy B. (gay porn)
God of War – God of Whores, starring Kratos and his hoes.
Destroy all Humans – Destroy all Virgins, featuring scene with anal probe.
Resident Evil – Resident Hymen, featuring a great scene with a zombie screwing Jill Valentine.
Wii Sports – Wii Spunks, featuring a guy playing with his Wiimote.
Super Mario Bros. – Super Gay Mario Bros. (Gay Porn)
XIII – XIII Inches
Alien Hominid – Anal Hominid
Dead Rising – Dead F*ck Rising, featuring a gang bang of zombies
Indigo Prophecy – Indigo Promiscuity
Jak and Daxter – Jak’d it on Daxter
Fatal Frame – Fanny Frame
Katamari Damacy – Catch an orifice at an orgy. (Say it really fast)
Shadow of the Colossus – Slow blow of the Colossus D*ck
Double Dragon – Double ended Fag Dongs
Donkey Kong Country – Donkey Kong C*nt Ream
Kid Icarus – Kid Lick Your *ss
GoldenEye – Golden Showers, Brown Eye (German porn)
Super Mario 64 – Super Mario’s Sixty Whores

BioShock – Biococks, starring Big Daddy.
Onimusha – On a Geisha
Manhunt – Manhunt (just writes itself)
Exit – Exit (Still good on its own)
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion – The Elder bones: Orgasm.
Okami – Oh, C*m On Me
Silent Hill – Silent Ho
Resident Evil X: Code Veronica – Resident Anal X – Coming in Veronica
Rainbow Six: Las Vegas – Rainbow Sex in Las Vegas (gay porn)
Lost Prophecy – Lost Panties
Final Fantasy – Final F*ck, featuring a bunch of pretty boys (gay porn)
Contra – C*ntra
Elebits – Et Les Bits aka Also Cocks in French. (French gay porn)
Max Payne – Max Pain in her *ss
Mario Party – Mario Sex Party
Overlord – Over and Under Her Lords
Dungeon Keep – Dungeon Keep Her (S&M title)
Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat – Donkey Kong’s Jungle Meat