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David Bowie, born David Robert Jones on January 8, 1947, is an English musician, actor, producer and arranger. Having been active in the entertainment industry for over fifty years with a staggering amount of success, the "man who fell to Earth" has had an undeniable influence on a great many people.

Many videogame characters also look like him. A bit. 

As a celebration of all things Bowie, and a tribute to the videogame characters that have clearly taken inspiration from his undeniable fashion sense and stylish flare, we present this humble feature -- the top ten videogame characters that look like David Bowie!

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Name: Balthier
From: Final Fantasy XII
Resembles:
Heathen Bowie

Balthier is a 22-year-old Hume sky pilot who, in Final Fantasy XII, pilots an airship known as the Strahl. He also looks like David Bowie. 

With the swept back hair and relatively un-flamboyant look, at least as far as Final Fantasy characters go, Balthier resembles Bowie as he was in the early millennium, particularly with the release of 2002's Heathen album. You'd actually be surprised by the sheer number of Final Fantasy characters that look like David Bowie, of which we've included but a fraction in this article. Still, I think you'll find that Square Enix has been quite rightly represented.

Name: Eva/Big Mama
From: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Resembles: Old Bowie

Eva made her first appearance in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, then a young woman, and a double agent who helped Naked Snake complete his mission. In MGS4, Eva returned, significantly older and operating under the codename of Big Mama. She also looks like David Bowie. 

This is a similarity we have actually pointed out before, but it needs to be repeated that Eva as she appears in MGS4 is a dead ringer for the modern David Bowie. The sort of crusty, slightly monstrous creature that he is today. It's the kind of old age that tells you the person was definitely attractive once, but that very fact has made look somewhat creepy in later life. A living paradox. Bowie's face is a paradox.

Name: Poison
From: Final Fight
Resembles:
Ziggy Stardust Bowie

Poison is a famous videogame character from Capcom's Final Fight series. Originally conceived as a woman, the American release of Final Fight saw Poison relegated to the status of crossdresser, since it wasn't considered "cool" to hit women in America, much to Ike Turner's surprise. Poison has since gone down in history as one of gaming's most notorious transgendered characters. She also looks like David Bowie.

Our very own Niero nominated Poison for the list. The red hair and tight fitting clothes certainly make her a worthy contender, and since the only other character fit to represent Ziggy Bowie, we stick by our choice. While Kratos' facepaint is spookily Stardustesque, Bowie's hair is too legendary for us to have a bald man on this list. We take our work far too seriously for that. 

Name: Kefka
From: Final Fantasy VI
Resembles:
Ashes to Ashes Bowie

Kefka is hailed not only as one of the greatest Final Fantasy villains, but as one of the best videogame villains of all time. The maniacal clown of Final Fantasy VI gained noteriety for such diabolical acts as poisoning an entire village, and generally being a nihilistic psychopath with a hatred of all things. He also looks like David Bowie.

Kefka looks very much like Bowie in his clown getup for the video and promotional material of hit single "Ashes to Ashes." While Kefka has never rounded up all his New Romantic buddies from the pub to walk in front of construction equipment for a few hours, I think he would have ... if he wanted to. 

Name: Albert Wesker
From: Resident Evil series
Resembles:
Thin White Duke Bowie

Albert Wesker is the treacherous villain from Capcom's Resident Evil series. A sinister double crosser who will stop at nothing to gain power and influence, Wesker has exploited everyone in his shady dealings with Umbrella, the T-Virus and Las Plagas. He also looks like David Bowie.

Wesker most closely relates to Bowie's soul-influenced alter ego, The Thin White Duke, with slicked back hair and smart, dark attire. It also helps that Wesker blatantly sounds like David Bowie as well. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that Wesker is David Bowie, and nothing you can say will prove otherwise. 

Name: Liquid Snake
From: Metal Gear Solid
Resembles:
Space Oddity Bowie

Liquid Snake is the villain of Metal Gear Solid, and one of Solid Snake's most hated rivals. A clone of legendary soldier Big Boss, and believing himself to be genetically inferior to his brother, Liquid is a tragic figure, whose sense of jealousy and rage sought to ultimately be his undoing. He also looks like David Bowie.

With the long hair, Liquid can only resemble Bowie as he looked right back in his formative years, and we have chosen "Space Oddity" Bowie as the likely match, though really any long-haired Bowie will do. They also have the English connection, which is very important, as well as both of them being as camp as Christmas. 

Name: G-Man
From: Half-Life series
Resembles: Absolute Beginners Bowie

G-Man is one of gaming's most enigmatic individuals. The apparent "employer" of Dr. Gordon Freeman, he is always watching the Half-Life hero's adventures from a distance, always just out of reach, before arriving at the critical moment to meddle in the physicist's affairs. He also looks like David Bowie. 

While the G-Man lacks Bowie's blonde hair, we would be wrong to not bring up the fact he looks very much like Bowie did in the movie Absolute Beginners. The similar hairstyle and near-identical clothing is enough to convince me that Gordon Freeman's mysterious string-puller has modeled himself after Britain's glamtastic songsmith. I can't believe you're still reading this. 

Name: Zidane Tribal
From: Final Fantasy IX
Resembles: Neoclassicist Bowie

Zidane Tribal is something of an anomoly among Final Fantasy heroes. First of all. he's actually happy, and not the whining, moaning, prissy bitch that Square Enix consistently fawns over. He also looks like David Bowie.

Zidane is very much like Bowie at the end of the last century. The hair is still long, but with a distinctive neat-and-floppy style, just before it went short. The cheeky Tantalus member also has a very Bowie-esque nose, which would help him get to the finals of any "do you look a bit like David Bowie?" competition. He does look a bit like David Bowie. Probably. 

Name: Kane
From: Shining Force
Resembles: Labyrinth Bowie

Kane is a general of the Runefaust army, and you know he's an antagonist because you don't call join an organization called Runefaust and expect to be fighting for the good guys. A noble fighter but also incredibly merciless. He also looks like David Bowie. 

Topher directed me toward this one, and I simply had to include this terrifyingly uncanny resemblance to David Bowie in his finest role -- the Goblin King Jareth from Jim Henson's The Labyrinth. So far, we have no photographic evidence of Kane's tights, so we can't see if he also share's Bowie's threateningly gargantuan wad. I'd like to think nobody can quite match the Duke in that department, though.

Name: Boz
From: Omikron: The Nomad Soul

Resembles:
David Bowie as he might look in a videogame

God, he looks and sounds just like him!


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nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 12:00
nukka jdav
Holy shit, I love David Bowie and all, but the fact that he's literally everywhere in our games makes me feel more insecure about life than I ever have before.
Move the Bongos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 12:08
Move the Bongos
Jim, Can your mind please the father of my babies (the rest of you has been spoken for as far as I know)?
UmarifficCKizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 12:13
UmarifficCKizzle
Brilliant article. These articles are what I love to see.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 12:16
John B
Absolutely fantastic!

The only thing that bothers me is that you felt the need to describe who he is. Anyone who doesn't know who David Bowie is ... well, I would feel the need to weep openly.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:11
BattyAdroit
This is awesome. I love David Bowie.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:15
Vedicardi2
All hail bowie!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:22
AgentMOO
good call on Liquid!
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:27
Vitamin Awesome
David Bowie and Destructoid. Two great tastes that go great together.
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:53
GunSlap
Freaking hilarious, Love Bowie, Love this article! Its all very... true!
classybot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 13:56
classybot
I can't believe the character in Rock Band 2, who I made to look exactly like David Bowie didn't make the list.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 14:09
Jim Sterling
"The only thing that bothers me is that you felt the need to describe who he is. Anyone who doesn't know who David Bowie."

That was part of what I found funny.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 14:13
Johnny Justice
It's funny. I never would have picked G-man as a Bowie lookalike but now it's so obvious.

"I can't believe you're still reading this."
It makes me laugh to think of what was going through Jim's mind as he wrote this.

And no Leon S. Kennedy? C'mon! There needs to be a part 2, or a series.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 14:46
Tet
Clown you putz, the soundtrack for Omikron was done by Bowie, the voice for that character done by him, and the character was designed to look like him.
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 15:11
Ballistic
Today Jim Sterling, you have inspired me. Hopefully you will like the fruit of this...
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 15:20
Phalanxxx
Squall From FF8 looks a little like the main picture bowie.

Bowie's kinda awesome. He should do a shitload of voice acting right now. Retroactively.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 15:29
Slique
The only people who dislike Bowie are those without souls.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 16:02
Bioautographical


Has James Sunderland really, really really ever loved a woman?
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 16:04
Zen Albatross
I want to print this article and hang it on my wall. Bravo, Jim.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 16:13
Holyetheline
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 17:06
bleep
Well he is clearly a hermaphrodite
Toadofsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 20:48
Toadofsky
Wow, those comparisons are good.

Can't believe that that last guy from Omikron sounds just like him! (End sarcasm)
Toadofsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 21:25
Toadofsky
Wow, those comparisons are good.

Can't believe that that last guy from Omikron sounds just like him! (End sarcasm)
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 21:36
TheHunter234
This article is...amazing.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 23:02
vApathyv
Amazing article. Reminds me of when I made Ziggy Stardust, Jareth, the Thin White Duke, and Venture Bowie (From the 2-part second season finale of The Venture Bros.) in Rock Band 2. Best. Band. Ever.

(Too bad my 360 hard drive broke two weeks later.)
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2009 23:14
AlucardX24
This is the greatest thing. Ever.

Thank you so much, Jim.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 00:36
Doomsday Forte
Well, that...that's just swell.
jestarinc's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 01:04
jestarinc
Just when you couldn't get more win into this site.... BAM!

I <3 Bowie
jestarinc's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 01:06
jestarinc
Just when you couldn't get more win into this site.... BAM!

I <3 Bowie
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 01:09
Batthink
Well done, Jim, the comments have provided me with major entertainment.

Btw, your catchphrase should now be 'he also looks like David Bowie'. :O)
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 01:55
MechaMonkey
You remind me of the babe.
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 03:53
Analitic
hell even i resemble david bowie. (got to go ask Mom some questions)

Either this man truly inspired a lot of programmers OR this man is so generic to a point that its cool. (I vote the latter)

Also never played final fantasy, or any 'strictly' rpg game, so im kind of lost, but David Bowie, yes he is a villain.
the vinny club's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 06:25
the vinny club
Don't forget Chakan - The Forever Man...

senorfatso's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 07:27
senorfatso
Bowie very well is in space
HypeG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 08:10
HypeG


Bowie has actually appeared in a game back in the 80's. Here is an 8-bit depiction of King Jareth in the NES adaptation of "Labyrinth" which is only in Japan.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 10:20
Topher Cantler
BRING ME THE DISCO KING.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 10:32
-PL-
I was gonna say that this reminded me of an article that was posted YEARS ago (like, 2001) on another website (Thor Antrim), but John Solgrim already posted all of the pictures from said article.
gogojira's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 11:43
gogojira
I find it out that you somehow managed to miss the most recent example, the rumored Factor 5 Pit model. What they've done to my beloved Kid Icarus star is f*cking blasphemy, and I'll be damned if he doesn't look like David Bowie.

Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 13:16
Conrad Zimmerman
I'm so glad that we're strangers when we meet.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 19:36
Mxyzptlk
Greatest article ever.
Zanduar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2009 22:51
Zanduar
Jim, you are alright in my book.
The Trout's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 09:46
The Trout
Kefka's happy, hope you're happy too-oo.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 10:45
Infinitys End
And your list of bullshit, useless articles grows another notch, Mr. Sterling.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 13:29
Jim Sterling
Infinitys End, now that's just unkind.
MissKLC's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 15:44
MissKLC
Omikron... the reason it looks and sounds like him is because he helped make it.
He makes two cameos in it, as Boz and as a singer for the group the Dreamers or whatever.
In the original game box ( I own this game) It mentions how he helped design it.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 16:05
Infinitys End
And what about "The Man Who Fell to Earth" Bowie??? I'm sure there's probably like 50 or so video game chars. that resemble him...


Also, John Solgrim's examples were WAY better than yours... well, maybe not the Boz from Omikron one...
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 02:56
riomccarthy
This is officially my favorite post.. ever. <3
cartoondream's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 22:18
cartoondream
I always thought Raphael from Soulcalibur 2 looked like Bowie.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 22:46
The Amazing Shenazin
you remind me of the babe
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