I don't know about you, but I could never get through this battle in Final Fantasy IV. My moves weren't feminine enough, I guess. Next time I'll try equipping Long Socks and Gross Shorts from my inventory.
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I hated calcobrena! Wrecked me the 1rst time I got there!
And that video sent me on a rollercoaster of emotions...
First I was impressed because of the kids talent, then I thought they were pretty cute, then I became terrified of their smiles and thought of their tiny murderous hands, then I couldn't stop laughing at such a sight.
This was the song played when Calcobrena split into multiple dolls if you couldn't beat it in time. Then Golbez shows up with his pet dragon with his epic organ theme of epicness.
Made me remember why this game is my favorite final fantasy with the music. As for the kids, I hope they had fun learning that. Whenever I see such highly trained kids, I wonder if they were forced into it by parents who are trying to live through their kids, because that happens way too often.
This song was used in a lot of boss fights, most if not all of the Fiend battles used it as well, not just Calbrena (so glad my head is full of this useless knowledge).
Oh I remember. This game was one of my favorites growing up. I just remembered how stressed I was when Calcobrena split into multiple dolls and right when was killing the last 2, it turned into the big one again and destroyed me. Damn, I hated that stupid doll growing up. Lol
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5:45 PM on 01.19.2012 | 
trolling is SERIOUS BUSINESS DALE
And that video sent me on a rollercoaster of emotions...
First I was impressed because of the kids talent, then I thought they were pretty cute, then I became terrified of their smiles and thought of their tiny murderous hands, then I couldn't stop laughing at such a sight.
This was the song played when Calcobrena split into multiple dolls if you couldn't beat it in time. Then Golbez shows up with his pet dragon with his epic organ theme of epicness.
Double Epic.
YES
HELL YES
Oh wait...nope. Huh.
This song was used in a lot of boss fights, most if not all of the Fiend battles used it as well, not just Calbrena (so glad my head is full of this useless knowledge).
Oh I remember. This game was one of my favorites growing up. I just remembered how stressed I was when Calcobrena split into multiple dolls and right when was killing the last 2, it turned into the big one again and destroyed me. Damn, I hated that stupid doll growing up. Lol