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Oh and for all the Jim comments. Please, we all know mister sterling is hairless and smooth, skin of the whitest alabaster, soft as a new born babe, supple and soft, mr. Sterling is a quivering mass made for luxurious cuddling my friends. Cuddling, and other things... Soo smooth, like butter...
I'm not disappointed.
But what if I were a lesbian? Then I probably would be.
Won't somebody please think of the lesbians! (not "think about lesbians", I do that enough for all of us)
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4:30 PM on 12.24.2011 | 
META!
Also, I would watch it all again for that ass shot at the beginning. Totally worth it.
I knew the hairy guy was coming. Hamza sure has put on the pounds.
Oh and Jim Sterling n' that.
I'll be in my bunk.
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.
Yes yes I was... then I laughed even harder when that something I was expecting happened.
That looks like every 90's comic book ever. A gritty bastard with long hair murdering our childhood icons.
But what if I were a lesbian? Then I probably would be.
Won't somebody please think of the lesbians! (not "think about lesbians", I do that enough for all of us)