A few days ago I saw a piece of video-game related news that I was not prepared for. I was on my usual routine after work, eating dinner and flipping channels watching a combination of CNN/Fox News/Everybody Loves Raymond. I can't remember which news station it was, but there was a story on the possibility of video games coming to the Olympics. Now, I love video games, but at the Olympics? Naaaah, I don't think so bro.
I'm all for video game competitions, game networks, conventions, etc. BUT, allowing video games into the Olympics is just f**king STUPID, in my humble opinion. You can argue over the hand-eye coordination bit all you want, it doesn't really matter. If that's the case, then how about bringing masturbation to the Olympics. Hey, it can be an all new adult only Olympic special! That would rake in plenty of money too! "And now, for the men's masturbation event! Bob has a short, fat d1ck but huge, fast hands to match! Bill has a long, skinny d1ck and small hands but strong arms! And for the women's event! Suzy's double D knockers may be a determining factor on how long she can go. Debby has a considerably tiny beaver, she seems to have the upper hand!"
Its just plain wrong man, imagine how people that play baseball will feel. And I'm not saying that cuz I'm a baseball fan, I'm not. There are already enough questionable "sports" in the Olympics, lets not add insult to injury.
Here's the story on CNN. Write in your own rants!
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9:57 PM on 06.30.2006
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