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Video game turkeys gone wild!

11:39 AM on 11.23.2006   |   Niero


To celebrate the peculiar cultural phenomena that is Thanksgiving (Why the hell do we eat these flavorless dry birds in unison? The pilgrims and whole wild turkey rumor is an elaborate ploy by the National Turkey Federation lobbyists! Lies!) I've collected a sampling of five fine video clips featuring these disgusting members of the fowl family. Their only saving grace is the fact that they legitimately cause sleepiness, which is exactly what you want when visiting family. Eat a small portion and you'll be able to sneak right past them when they hit the sofa. But enough, watch Wolverine vs. the Thanksgiving turkeys! Four more random turkey related videos follow:


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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2006 13:31
Darren Nakamura
@Nex: Maybe they should.
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2006 13:59
keener
2nded dexter's proposal.

p.s. flavorless? i friggin love turkey and its definitely far from flavorless. come up the the northeast and maybe we can give out some turkey cooking lessons or something because apparently the rest of the country cant cook a bird worth a damn.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2006 15:49
Niero
I joke, my mother in law actually makes a pretty mean turkey. My family on the other hand ... that's a different story. Cubans don't know what a turkey is, we try to cook it like a pig and bitch about it for the whole week.
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