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Video game thief gets caught, threatens clerk with AIDS photo

The WTF rooted in this sad little tale has nothing to do with video games themselves, but that's ok -- the passing association with them is reason enough to tell the story. After all, the internet spends all day threatening to share the AIDS virus with one another, but it doesn't quite sound the same as a real life threat. What are you going to do, wipe your crotch on me?

Perhaps that as the plan in Raul Rivera's mind as he headed to Hollywood Video in Bethlehem last Monday, August 4th. Around 2 PM, he entered the video store and started to conceal Xbox games in his shirt. He apparently wasn't overly interested in discretion, as the clerk easily noticed him and attempted to confront him.

Rivera reacted by pulling out an unidentified 5 inch black object and trying to stab the clerk with it, yelling " Get away from me! I have AIDS!" After his escape, police arrested him a few blocks away. He later told them he stole the games "to put food on the table." Rivera is currently in Northampton County Prison on $2,500 bail. Let's hope he doesn't decide to attack anyone with his AIDS while he's there.

[Via The Morning Call - Thanks, Jonathan]


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Rusty Ghia's Avatar
Rusty Ghia at 08/06/2008 13:59
Is that an invitation, Colette?
taterchimp's Avatar
taterchimp at 08/06/2008 14:04
lol wut
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 08/06/2008 14:04
I have an unidentified 5 inch black object for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy!
casualweaponry's Avatar
casualweaponry at 08/06/2008 14:06
That's just terrible...

Doesn't that guy know EB/Gamestop will give you almost nothing on trade-ins? You can't eat with that.
Blind assassin's Avatar
Blind assassin at 08/06/2008 14:07
Was the 5 inch object held at approximately waist height during the altercation?
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 08/06/2008 14:07
AHAHAHAHAH...
SourGr8pes's Avatar
SourGr8pes at 08/06/2008 14:08
That pic is priceless, as I am a victim of Bear AIDS myself.
Danmartigan's Avatar
Danmartigan at 08/06/2008 14:11
lol AIDS is old and funny
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 08/06/2008 14:12
I've seen a bear like that. They are goofy as hell.
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Bioautographical at 08/06/2008 14:14
He needs to put food on the table!

The AIDS ate it all!
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 08/06/2008 14:15
OH SNAP, YOU GOT TEH AIDS
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 08/06/2008 14:21
Hes going to hit you with his AIDS stick.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/06/2008 14:33
Kinda sad, if he really was stealing to put food on the table. AIDS is hi-larious, though.
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 08/06/2008 14:35
AIDs suck, yeah. I get teh funniness... it is old... blah, AIDs kitten isn't laughing.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 08/06/2008 14:38
This is just terrible all around. Some people... ugh...
etfp's Avatar
etfp at 08/06/2008 14:41
man i wish i was that clerk. i LOVE aids.
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 08/06/2008 14:44
I should rephrase that:

[img]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/mikeyed/AIDskitten.jpg{/img]
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 08/06/2008 14:45
Whoops...
Iroquois Pliskin's Avatar
Iroquois Pliskin at 08/06/2008 14:54
::shakes head:: god, they don't pay us enough for this shit...
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 08/06/2008 15:49
So many penis/AIDS jokes, I can't choose just one.
thunderleg's Avatar
thunderleg at 08/06/2008 15:51
Just think! He'll have all the chances to spread AIDS around in prison! I imagine inmates would leap at this chance!

What enthusiasm!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 08/06/2008 20:33
Maybe he should have been stealing food instead.
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xe-cute at 08/06/2008 20:34
What? In the USA they actualy put the cases out with the games inside them on display?


Is that not like a little stupid?


Over here we just have empty cases on display and you get your sealed game at the counter when you pay for it.



Silly American shops.
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DoomAgent at 08/06/2008 23:16
guess he should have been trying to put food on the table, not games in his shirt. not five-inch black objects into people's bodies, not aids in his local hollywood video sales clerks.
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j4yx0r at 08/07/2008 12:55
The "5 inch black object" was obviously his penis.

~j
RoninZero's Avatar
RoninZero at 08/29/2009 16:03
AIDS Gifting....sounds like something on Steam that you don't want to be gifted...ever.
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