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Video game thief gets caught, threatens clerk with AIDS photo

The WTF rooted in this sad little tale has nothing to do with video games themselves, but that's ok -- the passing association with them is reason enough to tell the story. After all, the internet spends all day threatening to share the AIDS virus with one another, but it doesn't quite sound the same as a real life threat. What are you going to do, wipe your crotch on me?

Perhaps that as the plan in Raul Rivera's mind as he headed to Hollywood Video in Bethlehem last Monday, August 4th. Around 2 PM, he entered the video store and started to conceal Xbox games in his shirt. He apparently wasn't overly interested in discretion, as the clerk easily noticed him and attempted to confront him.

Rivera reacted by pulling out an unidentified 5 inch black object and trying to stab the clerk with it, yelling " Get away from me! I have AIDS!" After his escape, police arrested him a few blocks away. He later told them he stole the games "to put food on the table." Rivera is currently in Northampton County Prison on $2,500 bail. Let's hope he doesn't decide to attack anyone with his AIDS while he's there.

[Via The Morning Call - Thanks, Jonathan]


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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26

Rusty Ghia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 13:59
Rusty Ghia
Is that an invitation, Colette?
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:04
taterchimp
lol wut
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:04
Professor Pew
I have an unidentified 5 inch black object for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy!
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:06
casualweaponry
That's just terrible...

Doesn't that guy know EB/Gamestop will give you almost nothing on trade-ins? You can't eat with that.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:07
Blind assassin
Was the 5 inch object held at approximately waist height during the altercation?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:07
Dexter345
AHAHAHAHAH...
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:08
SourGr8pes
That pic is priceless, as I am a victim of Bear AIDS myself.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:11
Danmartigan
lol AIDS is old and funny
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:12
savagesaladin
I've seen a bear like that. They are goofy as hell.
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:14
Bioautographical
He needs to put food on the table!

The AIDS ate it all!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:15
king3vbo
OH SNAP, YOU GOT TEH AIDS
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:21
Cartman
Hes going to hit you with his AIDS stick.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:33
Sharpless
Kinda sad, if he really was stealing to put food on the table. AIDS is hi-larious, though.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:35
mikeyed
AIDs suck, yeah. I get teh funniness... it is old... blah, AIDs kitten isn't laughing.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:38
NihonTiger90
This is just terrible all around. Some people... ugh...
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:41
etfp
man i wish i was that clerk. i LOVE aids.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:44
mikeyed
I should rephrase that:

[img]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/mikeyed/AIDskitten.jpg{/img]
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:45
mikeyed
Whoops...
Iroquois Pliskin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 14:54
Iroquois Pliskin
::shakes head:: god, they don't pay us enough for this shit...
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 15:49
MechaMonkey
So many penis/AIDS jokes, I can't choose just one.
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 15:51
thunderleg
Just think! He'll have all the chances to spread AIDS around in prison! I imagine inmates would leap at this chance!

What enthusiasm!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:33
Mxyzptlk
Maybe he should have been stealing food instead.
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:34
xe-cute
What? In the USA they actualy put the cases out with the games inside them on display?


Is that not like a little stupid?


Over here we just have empty cases on display and you get your sealed game at the counter when you pay for it.



Silly American shops.
DoomAgent's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 23:16
DoomAgent
guess he should have been trying to put food on the table, not games in his shirt. not five-inch black objects into people's bodies, not aids in his local hollywood video sales clerks.
j4yx0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 12:55
j4yx0r
The "5 inch black object" was obviously his penis.

~j
RoninZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2009 16:03
RoninZero
AIDS Gifting....sounds like something on Steam that you don't want to be gifted...ever.
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