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Venezuelan politicians want to ban violent videogames photo

Because of course, Venezuela has no other more pressing problems to deal with than those evil, evil videogames. The Bill for the Prohibition of Video Games and Toy Weapons seeks to ban the sale of violent videogames in the country, and has already earned swift approval by politicians after the first debate.

The contrived reasoning for this bill is made up of two awful excuses: The first justification is of course the children, whose minds are pure and never entertain thoughts of violence until games pollute their souls. The second, slightly more bizarre reason, is that toy weapons and (somehow) videogames can be used to commit real crimes. 

Yeah. Let's ban thins because of what they might be used for. You know, cars would make excellent getaway vehicles after a bank robbery, let's ban those. Oh, and someone could stick a banana under his coat and pretend it's a gun. Let's ban bananas! Let's ban oxygen, since serial killers use it to breathe!

This is just because Chavez is butthurt over Mercenaries 2, isn't it?








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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:03
Justice
This just in, the brains of the leaders of Australia, Venezuela and Germany are turning to mush.
wolverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:05
wolverine
What good does it do to ban games? Banning something just gives someone more of a reason to go acquire it out of curiosity.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:06
Havoc Fang
Let's ban the Law, which can potentially allow criminals to break the law!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:07
Black Nexus
venazeulan politicians sound denser than the usual breed of idiot politicians out there.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:08
KrazyKraut
what the flying fuck...who had the idea there? a worried cocaine-drug lord which found manhunt and postal in his kids room?
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:09
Danzflor
Question: This is just because Chavez is butthurt over Mercenaries 2, isn't it?

Answer: Yes.
Booda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:22
Booda
It's fucking Hugo Chavez, the guy that banned Blackberries and is now wanting to get rid of golf. His list of shit to shut down grows by the day. What else is new?
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:27
Danzflor
And this is the reason why LatinAmerica will never have nice things...

At this rhythym, we will never be considered as an important market... DAMN CHAVEZ! DAMN YOU!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:36
GoldenGamerXero
Someone needs to get the pinecone out of his rectum because dude is BUTTHURT! Honestly he thinks people USE video games to commit crimes! This is more silly then when people were afraid terrorists would all use Google Earth to blow shit up.
dmgi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:47
dmgi
As a person born in Venezuela I know for a fact that this will not affect videogame sales at all. I have been to a mall that has a videogame store with pirated video games. You can also buy pirated videogames on nearly every street corner, as well as bootleg movies and knockoff apparel.

If anything this will just increase the rate of piracy in the country. The few people who do buy legal copies buy it here because of the insane markup.

Also @Booda: I know dozens of people in Venezuela with Blackberries and they are widely used, so unless you have incorrect information it's not too hard to obtain one.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:03
Usedtabe
But remember everyone...HE IS NOT A DICTATOR.

*awaits Sexual Chocolate's defense of Chavez*
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:04
Knivy
He's mad with poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:12
Phantom Spaceman
Why don't they ban fatass communist shoe-banging dictators first?
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:13
KrazyKraut
madness? this is venezuela!!!
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:13
n1k0l4
I love Mercenaries 2. I now love Mercenaries 2 even more.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:13
Johnny Justice
Careful now!
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:39
EdgyDude
"This is just because Chavez is butthurt over Mercenaries 2, isn't it? "

Maybe, i'd say it's yet another smoke screen to divert attention from Uribe at the OEA meeting. That has him scared shitless.
Kurzicide's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:40
Kurzicide
Maybe he thinks people can sharpen the edge of the disks to make pizza cutters... Wait a second, in Venezuela those would be considered weapons to rob banks and commit mass murder.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:47
AceFlibble
Header image would be perfect for negativegamer.com
Douche's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:49
Douche
Let's ban thins because of what they might be used for.

things*, no?
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 18:24
Gyrael
What the hell? Get this anti-videogame bullshit out of my Latin America.
3uho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 18:59
3uho
I'm from Venezuela, I think this wont happen, it's probably an idea of old men who fear technology and can't play shit, not even heating food on microwave, but they know how switch to a porn tv channel...
As Michael Moore showed us on Bowling for columbine, it aint videogames what makes a society violent, it's sumthim else beyond.
let us play !
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 19:03
Qraze
great to see everyone almost has their mind altered by US news propaganda. great job US government. great.fucking.job.
Manuelmecia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 19:20
Manuelmecia
Not just games, movies and toys (yes toys) too.

It saddens me greatly to see how my country becomes a communist dictatorship and the regular shit-for brains Venezuelan are O.K with it. In Caracas there's 130 crime related deads for every 100.000 habitants and ten years ago those 130 were 9, the same ten years that Chavez has been in the power, great.

I have to walk the streets with extreme caution because i might get killed for my i-pod or have to bury my dad next week because he DARED to kick out someone who break in to our back yard to steel mangos, but is o.k, video games are banned, so that should keep things safe.

It's a loot more easy than, i don't know, trying to fight the corruption and impunity in the police force, or allow the organization to keep track of violent crimes statistics so a plan can be made or the simple acknowledgment form part of the government that this things happen and not ignore them like they always do. Instead they try to cut freedom of speech in any way possible so that people don't find about this and make them think they live in this wonderful Utopia.

I'd love to come back in a few months to this very post to leave a comment rectifying my self wen this "law" turns out to bee a regional rating system or something like that, i'd really do.

P.S: Booda, Backberries in this country are like a fusion mutation of AIDS, flu, AH1N1 and solaris (a virus that turns you in to a zombie according to The Zombie survival guide).
Manuelmecia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 19:25
Manuelmecia
Not just games, movies and toys (yes toys) too.

It saddens me greatly to see how my country becomes a communist dictatorship and the regular shit-for brains Venezuelan are O.K with it. In Caracas there's 130 crime related deads for every 100.000 habitants and ten years ago those 130 were 9, the same ten years that Chavez has been in the power, great.

I have to walk the streets with extreme caution because i might get killed for my i-pod or have to bury my dad next week because he DARED to kick out someone who break in to our back yard to steel mangos, but is o.k, video games are banned, so that should keep things safe.

It's a loot more easy than, i don't know, trying to fight the corruption and impunity in the police force, or allow the organization to keep track of violent crimes statistics so a plan can be made or the simple acknowledgment form part of the government that this things happen and not ignore them like they always do. Instead they try to cut freedom of speech in any way possible so that people don't find about this and make them think they live in this wonderful Utopia.

I'd love to come back in a few months to this very post to leave a comment rectifying my self wen this "law" turns out to bee a regional rating system or something like that, i'd really do.

P.S: Booda, Backberries in this country are like a fusion mutation of AIDS, flu, AH1N1 and solaris (a virus that turns you in to a zombie according to The Zombie survival guide).
jmarmasster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 19:25
jmarmasster
Well i live in in Venezuela and when i heard about this i was at first shocked, then sad because everything that chavez wants he gets. Here the government are called seals because all they do is clap at the monkey we have to call president. The worst of all is that this new law wasn't consulted to the people at all and there are much bigger problems to solve like insecurity and violence.

"Video games are bad for you?
That's what they said about rock and roll"
-Shigeru Miyamoto-
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 20:35
Velt
Well what can I say? Im from Uruguay, the venezuelans have speak better than I on the subject.
LifeOnRepeat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 21:33
LifeOnRepeat
"Video games are bad for you?
That's what they said about rock and roll"
-Shigeru Miyamoto-

This.

Oh how I love thee...
texasgoldrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 00:47
texasgoldrush
If Hugo Chavez is sooooooooooo bad, than why does he have popular support and win almost every election, which are free and fair?

He is far from perfect, like this law for example (he didn't propose it, legislatures did), but he must be doing something right if he is popular. Meanwhile, the opposition is not very popular. All they are as anti-Chavez, they do not have an agenda other than that.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 02:22
Batthink
I think this prohibition is because of the surge in gang-based crime, which according to a television programme, attempts to stop it aren't going too well.

FACT: things have gotten so desperate in Venezuela regarding gang-related killings, that Venezuelans are turning to worshiping idols based on gang-leaders/members to try and stop it.

I mean, people worshiping the equivalent of chavs in this country? O_O'

It makes me shiver.
Booda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 10:24
Booda
@dmgi & Manuelmecia

I thought I read in an article awhile back ago that Hugo got rid of the Blackberry service and then came up with a state controlled service using a phallic sounding mobile device called the "Vergatorio".
Manuelmecia's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 18:14
Manuelmecia
@Booda

Jeje, yes, el vergatario's meaning it's as phallic as it sounds, it cost roughly like 25 dollars and it has a camera and MP3 reproducer, and i don't know how shitty it is yet but the Blackberry service wasn't prohibited in any way, as a mater of fact, i think it actually raised the Blackberry sales.

If you know Spanish i recommend you read this funny little story: http://slavetothepc.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/una-historia-de-sacrificio-teson-y-perseverancia/
Johnjohn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2009 20:01
Johnjohn
Dude, Venezuela just banned violent videogames. Being LatinAmerican is suddenly worse. Link to bbc http://www.bbc.co.uk/mundo/america_latina/2009/10/091030_1923_venezuela_prohiben_juguetes_belicos_jrg.shtml
jorgepower's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2010 07:58
jorgepower
WE DO NOT LIKE CHAVEZ HE IS AN ASSHOLE
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