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First of all, in this trailer it sounds like she says "tracks of urine." That is the most important aspect of the new Velvet Assassin trailer.

Second of all, a very huffy woman rips off Winston Churchill as the former Gamecock title gears up for its April 14 release. Looking at the footage, it appears pretty budget game-ish, with rather simple graphics and loose looking gameplay. Still, the idea is ambitious and it looks like developer Replay Studios is hoping to tell a good story, so I'll definitely be giving this one a chance. 

Hit the jump for the trailer.








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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:03
Bulkmailer
Large tracks of urine confirmed.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:07
Chronic Logic
Too bad she dies in the end.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:09
Furyfire
....Mmm, butt.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:14
catsithx
@chronic logic what she does??!!? aw man now I don't want to play anymore
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:21
gatorsax2010
Did somebody say "Winston Churchill?"



Yeah, I'm bringing Nexy back.

I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT TERRIBLE PUN
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:21
bloodylip
Did somebody say Churchill?

sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:27
sickNasty
I'm interested simply because it looks like a female character that isn't blatantly whored out. A remarkable feat for a modern game.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:29
loki d20
Yeah, no thanks.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:29
PappaDukes
We shall fight CONFIRMED!
Mockingbird's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:30
Mockingbird
I'm looking forward to this game. I think it has potential if done right. It's at the top of my Gamefly queue now.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:34
necrozen
I think it looks pretty cool. I like the art style.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:38
John Johnson
It just goes to show how much more effective Churchill's speech would have been if it was originally overlaid with emo music.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 12:59
Cowboy TTop
Could be my next purchase, before Batman in June.

Still look tops to me.
LuntiX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:06
LuntiX
Great trailer, she looks a little stab happy for an assassin though.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:24
MechaMonkey
gatorsax wins for beating me to it.
Woocifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:24
Woocifer
I kinda have to disagree with you there LuntiX. I think this trailer is kinda horrible...though I agree she is mega stab happy.

It's one thing to have a violent game or violence in the game, but all I got out of that game was this broad stabbing and shooting people over and over again. To me she's a piece of shit that needs to die herself haha and it's way over the top...too violent...no story really...ugh wonder why people blame games for violence, its crap like this that sets the stage...
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:27
BulletTrain
Nex inspired hive mind.

Game has the potential to be decently fun, but the hair on that lady is just weird looking.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:29
Bulkmailer
@Woocifer
You are pretty much the worst thing ever.
dfielder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 13:45
dfielder
There are two things wrong with this trailer

1. The voice acting is terrible

2. It features a song from Hollywood Undead

other than that I'm excited to play this game
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 15:15
pascuz46
I didnt much like that trailer but I've always thought this game looked good and the most amazing thing is I dont need to buy a 360 to get this game because itll be out on steam :D
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 15:38
TheDreadHawk
Hollywood Undead? Gross.

But I do like where this is going.
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 16:09
Archwright
Large "Tracks of Urine" ... I really didn't know about the SS's Urine campaign of '42. I'm so happy that this game sets it straight.
RaelXX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2009 22:03
RaelXX
@Woocifer
No story really? But then why would they inspire this game over a real person's life to have no story?
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2009 16:40
Wexx
I hope this game doesn't suck. The concept is too cool.
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