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Vampire Rage has the greatest box art ever created photo

FEEL THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! THE RAGE OF VAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIRES!

Oh, and it's on Xbox Live's Indie Games channel if you want to play it. 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

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WillieT's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:02
WillieT
Lolz....
Lakitu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:03
Lakitu
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:03
ScottyG
I'd love to... but my 360 is now somewhere between me and where MS repairs them. :\

YES I'M BITTER ABOUT THAT!! :P
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:07
Electrium
Vampire Acute Depression, more like.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:08
Jack8274
Does the game just involve you cutting yourself while you cry because girls don't like you as shown in twilight?
bVork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:11
bVork
VAMPIRE BULLET HELL, more like. There are a few serious fuckups (like not segregating difficulties on the scoreboard and the analogue-only control), but it is well worth the $1 it costs.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:11
13thDragon
Is it still box art if it's not in a box?
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:15
UltorOscariot
Wow.. talk about production values. They must have paid some emo high school kid a whole $10 to create that.
Angra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:20
Angra
You know, I've gotta say, and I may be the only one here, but I'm not getting "Rage" from this picture.
pizzadude's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:20
pizzadude
I could do better art.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:23
Xzyliac
It's always Jim breaking the mobile site. Always. :/
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:24
Thane Vickers
Team Edward!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:34
Monodi
/obligatorylinkinparklyrics
The Pilgrums's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:38
The Pilgrums
I've never seen a human hand as well rendered as this one.
StepTangent's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:45
StepTangent
POOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!
El-Sveppi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:47
El-Sveppi
Looks more like Vampire Bloody Diarrhea to me
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:55
Pacopaco
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
tenshin78's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:56
tenshin78
how can I contact them to offer my services as artist? seriously.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 15:57
DrRockso
Marilyn Manson RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
MJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 16:02
MJC
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vTsmPHdEZJ8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vTsmPHdEZJ8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
MJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 16:03
MJC
Woops, I thought maybe we could post a video.

Anyhow, the trailer actually looks pretty cool. Jim should have posted that as well.
walrusmustdash's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 16:37
walrusmustdash
Wow, that is quite literally the most emo picture EVER. It's also totes Goffic, like srsly.
Fission Mailed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 16:47
Fission Mailed
@ACC3SS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RoninZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 16:59
RoninZero
My rage...has killed...these strawberries...
Mortal Kombat's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 17:08
Mortal Kombat
looks like he has some stomach ache... looks awful
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 19:43
SourGr8pes
I want to form a band, just so I can have that on the CD cover
EdiBomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:31
EdiBomb
GIVE ME YOUR RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:44
GohanGVO


That vampire is totally cute. NOW SHOW ME YOUR RAGGGGGGGGE.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 23:58
pascuz46
I thought this was a Marilyn Manson album cover for a second.
SAMA1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 02:18
SAMA1984
The box art discourages me from getting the game, if anything.
Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 03:40
Blahblahblahblah
Where's the Vuvuzela when you need him...
Reg8eR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 04:24
Reg8eR
LOL!!! Great little game tho. Well worth 80 points.
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 08:01
Jaffacakelover
@ACC3SS: Beat me to it. Oh well, here goes the original:

CRAAAAWWWLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOUUUNDS THEY WIILLLLLL NOT HEEEAAAAALLLL
cimerians's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 15:00
cimerians
Haha!!
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 16:45
Johnny Justice
It's a shoot 'em up by the way. The hilarious vampire theme isn't even necessary. I do like the idea of this guy flying through the skies whilst bawling is eyes out.

WOOOSH!!-WAHHAHA-WOOOOSH!-pew-pew-pew!
fox01313's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 20:07
fox01313
1-I've seen worse
2-You get what you pay for
3-There's a sucker born every minute
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