I'm joking about the thongs, but as soon as I thought of it I envisioned a little white thong with the cake on it....or a pair of boyshorts that have the cake on the crotch and then "The cake is a lie" written on the butt. I realized that I would buy those, and also, that the Portal merchandise virus has spread to me too. It was inevitable, I suppose. I know Nick Chester told you we wouldn't post any more Portal merch, but sometimes, Nick Chester lies. [Editor's note: Colette has received written warning. This post is the last Portal merchandise/craft article you'll see. Thanks for your patience and understanding. - Nick]
The new Portal apparel not only features fan favorites Weighted Companion Cube (or WCC as it is fondly called) and GlaDOS, but also has a great look to it that reeks of - dare I say it - Threadless' iconic t-shirt styles. I appreciate that, since it seems like "better" gaming shirts can cost way too much these days, and these are still fairly priced. I'm off to buy a hoodie!
[Via Steam Store - thanks to the Mole]
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1:44 PM on 01.04.2008
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Resisting is hard but anything past 20 bucks for a t-shirt is a bit pricey for my tastes.
They've been selling TF2 apparel for a while now...
I just went to their shop and didn't see any...
That was my favorite wall quote from the game, so I'm quite pleased they made it into a shirt. :D
http://store.valvesoftware.com/tf2/index.html
Though I'd likely be happier with Dtoid stuff.
Thanks for the link. Too bad all those are lame.
Isn't that the beauty of it?
Would you wear those Colette?
I would like to believe that Colette intended the reference (in my head she's wearing the thong), in fact, I demand it. All headlines should reference sex in some way so I will read it...because I'm male, immature and I reduce everything to sex. Or fart jokes.
They need to make one that just says "The cake is a lie"
come on Valve! is Fedex problem!
Just throwing out ideas here...
Defiantly getting (at least) one.
Thongs would be epic. Especially Portal thongs...
... and I'm just now getting the connotations of that. Ew.
http://www.edwardchase.org/blog/2007/09/portal_shirts.html
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