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Valve shows off the latest TF2 Achievements, hilarity ensues photo

At this point in time, most if not all of you have seen Valve's "Meet the Spy" video, which is arguably the strongest video in the relatively short series. It was inadvertently released over the weekend, but as you can see from the screencap above, Valve's got a sense of humor about the leak.

Alongside putting out a high-def version of "Meet the Spy," the company detailed the Steam Achievements for Thursday's Spy/Sniper Update earlier today. As we've come to expect, the Achievements are chock full of references to pop culture and movies, or are otherwise puntastic.

If for whatever reason you're looking to be a fanboy of a videogame company, I'd say Valve has got to rank up there pretty high in terms of viable options.








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Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:35
Electro Lemon
Wait a minute, I have that achievement too...

I've got to go check on a, uh, tape of mine.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:35
Chris Carter
More companies need to do this.

I thought it was absolutely hysterical when the devs for Zeno Clash commented INSIDE a Mininova torrent thread for a pirated copy of the game. I think it shows that they actually give a shit about the community, and welcome it.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:45
Neonie
They have "FYI I am a spy" in there, I love you valve :D
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:46
JohZho
This is why I love Valve :)
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:50
Chronic Logic
Is this really a leak, or did Valvue purposely released it on the intertubes?
8bitCaged's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:53
8bitCaged
I love how in the video it says "leaked video" see [url=http://www.samswitzer.org/files/images/spy_leakedvidboard.jpg[/url]
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 21:57
kefkaesque
Fanboy of Valve?

I've proudly been one of those for a long time : )
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:02
CapnCrunk
I can't believe they don't charge you for the HD versions of those videos, they could easily charge a buck each. They could easily charge a buck or two for the updates to their games. Instead they go and charge way less than we're willing to pay for their titles and pump out updates that don't directly make them money. Yes, Valve deserves much love.
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:05
JohZho
Gwahahaha Valve is firing people again... crazy stuff.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:11
Brian Szabelski
Robin Walker is mad with power.

Also, all of you are fired. Desks cleaned out by five.
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:26
gamadaya
I would still appreciate if they didn't have mandatory achievements. Makes it harder for new players to jump in.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:28
ThunderHeartXI
@Chronic

They confirmed that it was a leak today, I believe.

Valve is a fantastic company that has a great sense of humor and loves its fans. You can't ask for much more then that.
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 22:52
CapnCrunk
Hey, looks like it's one of the topics on that board at the beginning of the video.
Bslashingu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 23:21
Bslashingu
Some people on the Steam forums confirmed that the "Leaked Video" sign was added in for the HD video.

They compared the spaces in the low quality leak to the spaces in the Leaked Video sign for the HD video, and they don't match up, so it was added afterward as a joke.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 23:25
Wedge
Achievements aren't "mandatory" (most of the unlocks are rubbish outside of Medic) and Valve is going to be adding new ways to get the items (possibly with the update).
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 23:40
DaedHead8
<3 Valve. My wallet will forever be open to you.
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 23:40
gamadaya
@Wedge: Most people, including me, would not be satisfied unless they didn't have everything unlocked for every class. No matter how crappy some unlockables are, they'll still have their moments of use. Besides, from what I can tell (even though I've only played the 360 version), sever classes have some pretty good unlockables, especially the Pyro. Pyros are boarderline useless on the 360, but guaranteed crits when their enemies are on fire and the ability to knock back rockets sounds like it would make them a legitimate class. And I also think Valve will make all the items more easy to acquire, but that probably won't happen until all updates have been released, and it may not happen at all.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 23:43
DaedHead8
@Gamadaya

The pyro can only have one of those abilities at a time. The crits come on the backburner and the knock back ability comes on the regular flamethrower. I agree though it does round the class out nicely.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 00:01
Qalamari
@Daedhead8

I think he might have been referring to the Axetinguisher, that's a guaranteed crit if your target is flaming.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 01:18
Superfluous Moniker
Been a Valve fanboy since the Half Life demo was a stand-alone level which wasn't in the actual game. I have a dream where Valve picks up Duke Nukem Forever and releases something.
taiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 02:53
taiki
no Mac version of Source Engine games or Steam.

Valve can go fuck themselves.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 03:00
Wedge
No, there's actually been a lot of code and other work put in place for adding new ways to to get items, and it will be happening long before the updates are finished. Of course if you weren't pointlessly pessimistic, you wouldn't be able to complain. And the Pyro being able to reflect things is part of their default weapon on PC, not the useless extra weapon they get.

And no some unlocks really are totally useless, the Sandvich does not have any purpose other than giving people free kills on a heavy. And having lunch parties.
Syphon Kai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 03:56
Syphon Kai
Oh Valve... I love you so much.

One of these days I go down to Valve HQ and give Gabe a big hug.
konrad hazen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 04:39
konrad hazen
It's baffling how a company can make shitloads of money and still give that warm fuzzy feeling of truly understanding and embracing it's customers. If it weren't for Valve I'd lost hope in the industry a long time ago.
Optimaximal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 05:41
Optimaximal
@gamadaya - Valve are planning to de-couple the achievements from the unlocks. They haven't specifically stated when or how, but it will probably come after the (first wave of?) class unlocks are finished, since they're proven to give the game a popularity boost when released.
GabrielMobius's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 06:30
GabrielMobius
@taiki
>Mac

Well, there's your problem.
24hour's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 07:04
24hour
WTF is The Melbourne Supremacy achievement? Austalia represent? Something to do with killing Snipers, being suposedly Aussie and all despite sounding more like Michael Caine.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 09:19
Excel-2011
RED PYRO
IS A MAN
IS A WOMAN

Oh look a Burn Notice reference. I'm getting that one first.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 09:32
hjd uk
@Gamadaya It just means you have to play the game a bit before getting at the good stuff. Ofc there are "Achievement Servers" for the weak-willed :), let us never mention them again.

And the unlockables are apparently going to end up as drops / more common anyway.
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 12:17
Exquisitor
As much as I love what Valve has done with the achievements for TF2. I simply cannot stomach the game to earn any. When the game first came out, everyone was on a level playing field and it was a blast to play.

Now whenever I play, it seems that I'm the only person who cares about ensuring that the TEAM wins. Everyone else is too busy playing as if it's deathmatch.
Nameless Monster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2009 18:43
Nameless Monster
Also, on the official Meet the Spy video, on the large board in the beginning, the one that show "Intruder alert, RED Spy in the base", you can read "Leaked Video"
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 22:22
Naim Master
Valve's the western guy Atlus .
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