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Valve selling official Left 4 Dead plushies, we want them photo

Show your love for Left 4 Dead in the only way that matters -- expensive novelty gift items. Valve updated its store with the first in a series of plush Left 4 Dead toys, a big cuddly Boomer for your snorgling needs. D'aaawwwwr!

At $49.99, however, the price certainly isn't very cute. Fortunately, he takes batteries and will make sounds for the cash, so at least he'll do more than just sit there. Even at the high cost, I'm going to have to really restrain myself when they bring out a Hunter. I might find it impossible to resist.








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Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:13
Super Drybones
I want one, damn the expense.

but $50 and batteries not included, the bastards.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:16
Aurain
Fuck that.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:16
covah
whoa, what the fuck is with that price? that would be a perfect birthday present for my friend, but $50? HELL NO.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:17
Mr Andy Dixon
God damn those are sweet. But way too much for my wallet.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:18
fetusmilk
ehh its because its electronic and makes sounds from the game, but at 12" so not worth it.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:19
Rammstein
Annnnnd *BOUGHT* Fucking VALVe knows how to speak to the inner fanboy in me.

Let's say they're all $50. I am saving $250 right now. D:
Turtlehermit's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:23
Turtlehermit
Oh Shit, I saw the word Valve and thought that was a Gabe Newell plushie.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:23
Rammstein
Also, I hope the Witch comes with clean panties, kthx! I can soil them myse--

O_o I can't believe I almost typed that... *ahem*

DONT JUDGE ME!

...she's hot!

What?! She is!

Ah, nevermind.
thefaulk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:29
thefaulk
$50??? I could buy the game for that and that would give me 19 more hours more entertainment
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:30
AngelsDontBurn
I don't understand why people are saying it's so expensive. It plays 10 sounds from the game and it's 13 inches tall and 13 inches across. $49.99 really isn't that big of a deal. Especially when they're really limited.

I'm glad to see Valve actually doing interesting things with their merchandising. It took long enough. I always wanted TF2 / L4D figures or models.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:41
Cartman
What kind of pokemon is that
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:42
Kalmah
I'm with faulk... better off buying the game, then you can play with the boomer and the rest of his ugly friends for as long as your heart desires... or at least until you die.
skittlesareyum47's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:42
skittlesareyum47
...50...dollars? what a fucking fail
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:44
bluemeep
The Hunter and Witch have interesting little silhouettes. Boomer isn't really to my taste, but those may be purchases.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:53
mix
Hahah $50 for a plushie.

I can get a fat homeless person to hold me and make sounds for $5.

TOO MUCH MONEY.
IonDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 17:55
IonDan
The Witch has open hug arms, which is funny because every time I hear one 'cry' I think "awww someone needs a hug".
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:03
SBC Slam
I will buy this. My disposable income has finally gotten to the point where a 50 dollar plushie is acceptable, especially since it's battery powered and makes authentic sounds.
skittlesareyum47's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:04
skittlesareyum47
lol 250 dollars for 5 plush toys i cant say i respect valve as much as i used to anymore
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:22
SBC Slam
@skittlesareyum47

You're jumping the gun, slugger. Just because the battery opperated Boomer is fifty buckeroos, doesn't mean they all are.

Is fifty too much for a plushie? Fuck yes. But some people are equipped and willing, and did you see how fucking fast the head-crab hats sold out at the same price a scant few years ago?

Valve knows they have a market for this sort of thing. There are a ton of suckers out there, myself included, who buy this usless sort of shit at ridiculous prices for no good reason. However, that doesn't mean everything they produce will be the same price-point. The sillouette of what I assume to be the Witch won't be able to command the same sort of price, and if they set it at $50, I'll be the first to decry it. A battery opperated Boomer that talks? Yeah, that one's fine by me, but it gives me no reason to think that the others will be on that same level.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:25
Vigor
Wouldn't pay 10 bucks for that.
PixelSith64's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:27
PixelSith64
I'd pay $100 for that. I don't know what YOU'RE talking about Vigor. Everyone knows the Boomer is the best thing since the best thing after sliced bread.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:50
Rammstein
The Tank better come with a plastic/plushie detachable cement rock! Wouldn't it be cool if they all interacted somehow? On second thought, I wouldn't want all those sounds playing at once..

@IonDan: I Startle the Witch on Purpose. (I should so make that a t-shirt!)

@SBC Slam: Thank you for saying something I have always argued, regarding disposable income and purchases such as this. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:57
Tubatic
23 comments and no one went where I thought they'd go in 5... Stay classy dtoid!!
zavage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 18:59
zavage
feisty price. maybe there could be a deal for all.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 19:23
Blasto
God, I would love these (especially a Hunter), but there's just no freaking way I would pay $50 for a stuffed doll. I do, however, accept gifts and donations.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 19:23
flea friend
I'll definitely wait to see if all of them together are a better deal. A significantly better deal.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 19:28
Cartman
@Tubatic

Pretty sure I know what your talkin bout'.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 19:46
smurfee mcgee
I'll admit it; I would and may actually buy these.
IonDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 20:08
IonDan
@Rammstein

You should, those medkit shirts need something on the front.
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 20:22
SBC Slam
@Rammstein

Is she cute?
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 20:42
matty125
@ Tubatic: I figured it has been said hundreds of times before and, really, just stating the obvious.

But, holy crap, I didn't know Valve has a store. That Jockey shirt is mine.
Danielleorama's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 20:51
Danielleorama
I'm glad they made them a reasonable price, it's got battery operated shit inside...what do you expect?! Thanks valve for not undercutting handmade plush makers<3
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 21:02
Sharpless
$50 might sound like a lot, but remember that the thing talks.

IT TALKS.
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 21:20
SBC Slam
@matty125

The Jockey is clearly the best special.
IonDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 21:29
IonDan
It's not just that he talks he's 13 inches high, with a 13 inch arm span. He's over a foot tall, that's huge! Plus he doesn't look like he was stitched together in a basement.

If I remember correctly HomeStarrunner was selling "kick da cheat" plushies at a similar price a few years ago.
RudyChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 22:11
RudyChan
Shove that $50 way up your asses Valve!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 22:29
Tubatic
@Matty

Yeah, that seems about right. But I thought for sure a no-avatar woulda by now.

It IS pretty rad! 50s kinda pecey, just as a price for anything goes. But it seems quality
sersteven's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 22:35
sersteven
If any company has the right to push the coffers up a bit for optional luxuries, its Valve.

Cmon guys this is the same company that has the holiday sales where you can get amazing games for $2, and innovated game packaging with the Orange Box, which is one of the best deals you could ever purchase. They constantly have great sales on their own goods, and give out FREE dlc to their original platform players. Steam has no charges except for the games themselves, and if they could all the console L4D1+2 DLC would be free as well.

So yes, I'm pretty fine with them pushing out "LIMITED EDITION" awesome plushies. And if you took a stroll through a Toys R Us these days, $50 for a cool looking toy isn't too far off the beaten path.
MailOrderClone's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 22:43
MailOrderClone
The Boomers not my bag, but when the Witch and the Tank come out, I'll have no choice but to buy them.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 22:58
VGFreak1225
I love Valve, and I greatly appreciate th fact that they spoil the community with awesome games and free DLC, but even so, some of their memorabilia isn't exactly cheap. Heck, even the headcrab plushies are $30. I won't stop anyone who chooses to buy them, but I think I'll stick to some of their other stuff, like their apparel.
Mockingbird's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 23:21
Mockingbird
I really want one, but when I can get a new game for a few bucks more I can't justify it.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2010 23:59
WarZombie
Shit guys, I don't know. I understand that this is limited, but $50 is still pretty steep, despite how much I love Valve. I'll see if the others are any cheaper, but I can't justify that price.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2010 09:49
Batthink
DO WANT. :OD
Katya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 07:46
Katya
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