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Funny story: at E3 this year, I had a chance to play Portal 2 cooperative multiplayer, while Jim (who wrote the preview) just watched a demonstration that I didn't get a chance to see. Isn't that hilarious? I'm here all week; tip your waitress, try the veal.

Where am I going with this? Oh, yeah -- so Jim saw a pretty killer preview of the game in action, and now Valve's nice enough to share it with the world. It will be releasing seven videos this week which will make up the whole of the E3 demo that was shown in Los Angeles a few weeks back. Pretty neat, huh?

I know what your'e saying -- "Seven videos? Really? Can't we just get one big video. This is a ploy for coverage on Valve's part, and I don't like it." But this is Portal 2 we're talking about here, our E3 2010 "Game of the Show." I think once you watch it, you'll realize why Valve had to break it up into seven pieces -- there's just no way you could handle so much awesome in one sitting.








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Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:05
Telephis
to watch, to wait?
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:15
Rammstein
So um, where's the rest? Please don't tell me you're going to make 7 separate posts. I can barely stomach ONE SpringBoard video, much less 7! If that's the plan I think I would rather YouTube the entire demo. Which I already did. But still. >_>
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:22
Stephen Beirne
Maybe it's because I'm thirsty but that video didn't do much for me. Though the lad's accent is authentic, his goofy voice is bloody frustrating. They may be trying for the Portal sense of humour by which his voice allievates the mood but instead he just breaks it.

That being said, it's 3 minutes yadda yadda.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:45
pedrovay2003
Haha, wow... Yeah, I want the rest of the video.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:46
SteezyXL
Heh, I like that new little robot. He's pretty funny.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:53
Necro BABS
Wasn't this all over the net awhile ago? Why put them in different posts? Sounds like overkill
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 20:57
Strandli
I really want to avoid these, don't want anything spoiled. But damn it is hard! That video is hilarious!
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:09
ProperlyParanoid
God, that was perfect. I need this game right now.

But Nick, tell me something: do you know how much of the game is spoiled in these videos? I don't want to see too much.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:14
Corduroy Turtle
I will not watch this

I will NOT watch this!

I will NOT WATCH this!!

I will NOT WATCH THIS!!!

I WILL NOT WATCH THIS!!!!

*hits play*

Wow, neato.
MeanderBot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:16
MeanderBot
Arg, to watch or not to watch. I think I'll just scroll down before my resolve breaks FUCK TOO LATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stay's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:43
stay
cannot wait..

also, is that the mighty boosh guy as your new little friend..? if so.. yey!
dudemeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:44
dudemeister
it might just be me, but that seen where Glados was powering up, kind of freaked the hell out of me.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 21:45
Los255
I can't spoil myself to any of this. I wanna be completely surprised. I've only watched the debut trailer. Don't worry Valve, Im still buying it.
RichardBlaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:04
RichardBlaine
Love the music in these trailers.
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:08
rsquad
That thing is fucking annoying. I hope he's not with you through the whole game.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:18
Joanna Mueller
Watched without hesitation, can't wait for this to come out.
ZeeJayTL's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:28
ZeeJayTL
I would give up every game coming out this year and next year to get this game now :-(
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:46
VGFreak1225
I want to watch this, but I got spoiled about the stuff in Portal because I didn't have a 360 or gaming PC at the time it was released, and I went on the internet. I'm going to pass on this, if only for the time being. Can't let lightning strike twice.
Mattchew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 22:50
Mattchew
Isn't it funny how valve makes games that just make all the other games look like amateurs. Reminds of back in the ps1 days when metal gear solid came out, everything else just looked...dumber.
JHJS4LIFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 23:07
JHJS4LIFE
whats bear grylls doing in this game
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 23:16
pl0x kthanxbai
"Isn't it funny how valve makes games that just make all the other games look like amateurs. Reminds of back in the ps1 days when metal gear solid came out, everything else just looked...dumber."

@Matthew Maloney

ahh come on its not THAT bad



sure after playing SOTC everthing else simply feels... empty, an existential void now fills me with apathy and insatisfaction, but im fine, im fine... GODDAMIT WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE NEW THE LAST GUARDIAN FOOTAGE!?!?!?!


you know it almost SUCKS when you play a game so good it makes everything else look like absolute shit

portal was definitively one of those games and i cant wait for the sequel


this emotion core/comic relief thing, looks good so far, but after the twisted dark humor of portal 1, this looks way too safe
Gary Goh's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2010 23:54
Gary Goh
Yea I have to agree with pl0x kthanxbai, after SOTC, everything else feels empty.
bricewgilbert's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 00:16
bricewgilbert
Valve, SOTC, and personally for me Starbreeze games make everything else seem bleh.
A Savage Detective's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 00:21
A Savage Detective
Must...not...watch. It's going to be extremely hard to ignore these posts.
Doctor Tran's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 01:21
Doctor Tran
Ah, I'll buy this just for the dialogue. What a great caliber of voice acting. Incredible stuff. Voice acting, for some reason, is more natural when it comes non-humanoids. It's an uncanny valley thing I suppose?
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 02:54
Iron Dragon
Glad to see the writing is still excellent.

My only complaint would be the way the orb guy is held. I realize it's still the source engine but would it kill you to make some hands grabbing onto it Valve?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 02:56
hpv
Crikey mate!
Mr Grrrr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 03:11
Mr Grrrr
Ok this 7 part video deal is going to kill me. This is like having to drink salt water when you are dehydrating!
lhaymehr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 04:40
lhaymehr
Duuuuuude spoilers!!!!

Last piece of Portal2 video I'm gonna watch before the game releases.
draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 05:11
draycott
Oh the anticipation is so sweet.
ZeroDown's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 06:15
ZeroDown
Fuck me that's one hell of an annoying accent on that 'bot. Game looks as good as ever, though. :)
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 08:19
Holyetheline
sweet
Magog's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 09:49
Magog
All Valve games are so soulless. Playing them is like watching Gabe Newell act in a local theater production.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 10:47
wanderingpixel
@Magog

Obvious troll is obvious.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 10:50
wanderingpixel
Also, GLaDOS seems different.
sitter san's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 11:34
sitter san
That accent is craaaazy annoying. I seriously hope that isn't the final voice acting they go with :(
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 12:40
pl0x kthanxbai
the humor is WAYYY too safe for a portal sequel



btw is that accent british?, my ear isnt refined enough to be completely sure
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 13:11
TheToiletDuck
This game is not the new messiah.
vincio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 13:54
vincio09
I hope they'll have it at gamescom too because i just love co-op.
dudemeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 18:09
dudemeister
So...am I the only person who actually likes the sphere's accent?
jadenguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2010 18:38
jadenguy
They should call John Oliver. John Oliver is the only choice. He's funny and self-deprecating and weak and stupid and actually none of those things through the magic of Socratic irony! Or maybe just funny? Sorry, beer. But anyways, John Oliver. Everybody, think about it!
fany2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2011 04:03
fany2011
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