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You're saying the aliens didn't take over my beautiful state of New Jersey? Well then sign me up for Half-Life 3's announcement, oh wait.
The word "troll" needs to be retired, put in a safe at the bottom of the internet, and never seen again. I can't read it anymore.
The Victorians never went crazy over a War of the Worlds radio broadcast. Queen Victoria was 40 years dead by the time of the famous broadcast.
Wait a minute here:
Gabe Newell is fat, and supposedly telling us that HL3 does not exist. Jim Sterling is fat, and using jurnalizm to confirm HL3's non-existence.
*LE GASP*
The only logical conclusion is that all along Jim Sterling has been an agent of Valve sent to hide the truth so they can keep suspense when they announce the joint Valve-Dtoid nature conservation effort, Half-Life Tree!
I KNEW IT.
Gabe Newell is fat, and supposedly telling us that HL3 does not exist. Jim Sterling is fat, and using jurnalizm to confirm HL3's non-existence.
*LE GASP*
The only logical conclusion is that all along Jim Sterling has been an agent of Valve sent to hide the truth so they can keep suspense when they announce the joint Valve-Dtoid nature conservation effort, Half-Life Tree!
I KNEW IT.
"While it is nice to see people excited about anything HL, I hate seeing people be trolled like this."
Wow, that's ironic since Valve's been trolling us for the past four years now (almost five)!!
Wow, that's ironic since Valve's been trolling us for the past four years now (almost five)!!
I'm glad That Chet said it now instead of waiting to crush everyones awesome speculations
'rip off the band aid' as the americans say.
'rip off the band aid' as the americans say.
Hmm... let's analyze this in a bit more detail, shall we?
Half-Life 3 will be the third Half-Life game. Chet Faliszek's name starts with a C, which is the third letter of the American alphabet. America is surrounded by three countries: Canada, Mexico and Alaska. Canada + Mexico + Alaska = 18 letters, which is evenly divisible by three. Chet Faliszek's own name consists of 12 letters, which is also divisible by three. A well-known anagram of "chet faliszek" is "the face silkz", which is three words, one of which is three letters. And spelled backwards, Chet Faliszek's name is "Kezsilaf Tehc", which is also interesting.
Sorry Valve, not buying it this time!
Half-Life 3 will be the third Half-Life game. Chet Faliszek's name starts with a C, which is the third letter of the American alphabet. America is surrounded by three countries: Canada, Mexico and Alaska. Canada + Mexico + Alaska = 18 letters, which is evenly divisible by three. Chet Faliszek's own name consists of 12 letters, which is also divisible by three. A well-known anagram of "chet faliszek" is "the face silkz", which is three words, one of which is three letters. And spelled backwards, Chet Faliszek's name is "Kezsilaf Tehc", which is also interesting.
Sorry Valve, not buying it this time!
"I'm not the messiah, would you please listen! I'm not the messiah, do you understand? Honestly!"
"Only the true messiah denies his divinity."
"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me?"
"Only the true messiah denies his divinity."
"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me?"
People have got to stop obsessing about HL3. It will come when it will come, and if it never comes that's okay too. What, are you lacking in games to play - are B:AC, MW3, UC3, AC:R, BF3, ES5*, ToR, SR3, as well as the upcoming ME3, D3, KoA and GW2, not enough?**
*Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (I didn't want to break the acronyms stream :))
**I think it's kinda sad that only 2 of the games above are not sequels and only one (Kingdoms of Amalur) uses an original IP. (and yes I know it's not an exhaustive list but it's definitely some of the biggest games of the past year)
P.S. Yes, there was also L.A. Noire, which is great, but still, the year was dominated by sequels.
*Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (I didn't want to break the acronyms stream :))
**I think it's kinda sad that only 2 of the games above are not sequels and only one (Kingdoms of Amalur) uses an original IP. (and yes I know it's not an exhaustive list but it's definitely some of the biggest games of the past year)
P.S. Yes, there was also L.A. Noire, which is great, but still, the year was dominated by sequels.
I'm so tired of Valve refusing to give a nod towards its fans in regards to Half Life 2 Episode 3/Half Life 3/Whatever You Want To Call It 3.
I mean, I love Half Life and would be ecstatic to see more from the series, but this is just too much (or would it be too little).
I mean, I love Half Life and would be ecstatic to see more from the series, but this is just too much (or would it be too little).
lol and they say Versus XIII won't come out.
at least the game had gameplay footage and such(despite being a year old now)
keep on waiting Valve boys :P
at least the game had gameplay footage and such(despite being a year old now)
keep on waiting Valve boys :P
Oh, that's right, I'm dying inside because I ingested bleach, chlorine and hydrochloric acid shortly after reading the header. With a hint of whiskey and lime for class.
@Mr Andy Dixon
Don't you understand? When it comes to Half Life, there is no joking around! This is serious business!!
Don't you understand? When it comes to Half Life, there is no joking around! This is serious business!!
Wait a minute, Alaska = sled dogs, sled dogs = trail of shit, trail of shit = ARG PR STUNT!!!!! Yay, I solved it, can i have game now? or a cookie?
We're being trolled by valve as well by the guys trolling us, considering this is absolute confirmation that we will never see a valve game with the letter 3 in it.
All hope is lost.
All hope is lost.
Why would anyone in Valve claim guilt over people being trolled? They've been around so long they practically invented trolling at this point.
That's it. I'm going to go change the Wikipedia page to say that Gabe Newell invented trolling during a morning bruncheon.
That's it. I'm going to go change the Wikipedia page to say that Gabe Newell invented trolling during a morning bruncheon.
@Mr. Andy Dixon
Alaska may not be a country, but Russia is. Russia is also a border country with the US. I declare your logic sound.
Alaska may not be a country, but Russia is. Russia is also a border country with the US. I declare your logic sound.
since valve is trolling us, I demand they make a smash-brothers esque shooter that features characters from all of valves games. half life, tf2, left 4 dead, portal, counter strike, etc. make this happen valve and all will be forgiven.
so they trying to troll us into thinking they can make a game with a 3 in it...their, plan is coming together nicely.
So... by listening to the Valve writer saying "you're being trolled", we must somehow believe that an announcement is in fact imminent?
/doubletrollhands
/doubletrollhands
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