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Valve is sick of 'sh*tty party games' photo

Valve is looking forward to seeing what people can do with Project Natal, but Left 4 Dead writer Chet Faliszek has urged developers not to create another mass of crappy mini-game collections like the stinking ocean of filth that drowned the Wii. He also promised that Valve would not be developing anything like that for Natal either. 

"Hopefully we've gotten past the point of mini-games," says Faliszek, optimistically. "I'm sick of that [makes arm movement]. That's not a game for me anymore. Let's get some real interaction going. We have these technologies now that let us interact in different, really exciting ways. It's developers' jobs to do something with it. Impress me. Don't just make sh*tty games I wouldn't want to play if I had to use a joystick."

And what kind of projects would Valve make? Waggle-flavored Left 4 Dead?: "We'll see. You won't have to make the arm movement of sawing off a zombie's head in some tiresome mini-game. I can promise you that."

Valve slams 'sh*tty party games [CVG]








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Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 08:43
Sexualchocolate
Isn't the entire world sick of shitty party games?

"Obligatory Natal will be wank comment"
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 08:52
Chronic Logic
If making crappy games sells, developers WILL make it.
Then they can use their fistful of dollar bills to make actual quality games.
D Chap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:02
D Chap
The problem for gamers is the majority of people who buy games like that aren't gamers in the sense that WE are gamers. So they sell millions and our market gets flooded with them.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:06
mikeyed
Valve making mini games might actually be interesting.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:08
Tubatic
They need to show us something. If you're sick of it, give us something that isn't that in the motion control paradigm...

too much to ask I guess...
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:10
Dv8thwonder
"stinking ocean of filth that drowned the Wii"

How come no one ever mentions the oceans of filth the PSone and PS2 have?
Interlink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:11
Interlink
I don't get why some folks get so worked up over shitty party games. Don't play them. They're not making their way into your Uncharted or Gears of War, so who cares?
natetehgreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:14
natetehgreat
If only Natal worked more like this and less like this.

That they chose a ball kicking game and a janky painting app to demonstrate Natal doesn't give me much confidence that we won't see another flood of crap.
dethtoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:19
dethtoll
@Interlink: Shitty party games literally did drown the Wii, and as Dv8thwonder rightly points out they shitted up the PS1/2 as well. The problem with the Wii is the GIGANTIC mountain of shovelware actually pushed the good games off the shelves.
Animespara's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:20
Animespara
I'm with valve here.. Hopefully Natal doesnt get blown up with crappy mini games.

At least microsoft is already working on a big project for it, and of course theres that Milo & kate thing that might be coming at release.

All we can do now.. is sit and wait and see how well Natal will do.
beastrn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:21
beastrn
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Devils Theory's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:27
Devils Theory
Alright Valve now you just need to do something about a game of yours that must have an Episode 3
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:34
bobyoko
of course natal is going to go through the same sort of motion titles that wii is. third parties still are refusing to make deep games that include motion control. if valve is just now starting to think about motion controls, they aren't going to be coming out with anything for a couple of years anyhow. their statement is true, but i highly doubt that it's anything other than a blanket statement.
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:39
SnatchTease
Yeah, playing shit like this will get you a pop in the face at our parties.
Interlink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:44
Interlink
@dethtoll

Oh don't get me wrong, I totally agree that the Wii is party game shovel-ware city. Though to play devil's advocate for a second, there are people that enjoy those kinds of casual games, and I think that's okay - we all have different tastes in movies and music, so why not games? If Aunt Jane wants to play Carnival Games 2, I say let her enjoy herself.

As a "hardcore gamer" (I hate that term), it doesn't bother me at all because there are so many other games out there that appeal to me. Until developers I really care about, like Team Ico, Rockstar, etc, stop or reduce making games that appeal to me in order to make Wii party games, I guess it doesn't affect me too much.
Tendonin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 09:52
Tendonin
Shitty party games are the lifeblood of the Wii.

Whatever Valve where's Half Life 2 ep3??
PixelSith64's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:05
PixelSith64
I love VALVe.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:06
Monodi
It will happen. I know it will.

As for Valve, I have no darn idea what they could use it for unless they manage to create an engine that works marvels with Natal.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:08
John Johnson
Oh hey Valve! Remember that game franchise that MADE you? I think it was called Half-Life. What the fuck are you doing with that?
Renend's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:25
Renend
i win because of all. thanks ben stiller.
PEICanada7's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:31
PEICanada7
Well why doesn't Valve put their money, where their mouth is? The Wii has been out for over 3 years now and different people from Valve have said numerous times that they would love to work on the Wii, but they still haven't. So why didn't they do something for the Wii, if they're so sick of shitty mini-games?

If they think they're going to do something brilliant on Natal, like make a wiggle-fest version of Left 4 Dead, than they're just delusional, because no hardcore gamer would buy it. Unless they're all hypocrites, because wiggling around like a retard on Natal is no different, than waggling your arm with a Wiimote!
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:32
Corduroy Turtle
To everyone bitching about Episode 3: Have some respect for the best game company on the planet. Half-life 2 took a LONG time and it was totally worth it.

Gabe 4 Life!!!!
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:34
Nic128
I'm still waiting for someone to take advantage of the wii motion plus.
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:35
xaliqen
I'm sick of Valve's whiny bullshit.
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:36
Retrofraction
still where is Valve on the wii? I mean there it is one thing to be angry cause a game that you made didn't sell because of the amount of shovel ware pushed it out of the shelves, but Valve has not even tried to make a game for the wii.
Tye The Czar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:39
Tye The Czar
"Casual" party games are to video games as Pop Music in the 90s and up(Britney Spears, Christina Aguleria, Mariah Carey, etc.) are to music. Hopefully the former won't bring the same apocalypse to games as the latter has to music.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:52
Sam Spectre
"We have these technologies now that let us interact in different, really exciting ways. It's developers' jobs to do something with it. Impress me. Don't just make sh*tty games I wouldn't want to play if I had to use a joystick."

Them be fightin' words.
ryuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 10:59
ryuken
I dont know why he even opened his mouth. btw still waiting for episode 3!!! fucking cliff hanger. I hate it sometimes that I enjoyed the orange box so much.
titopaul's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 11:14
titopaul
I don't understand, does he have nieces and nephews or a neighbor's son with whom he is forced to play party games with on a daily basis?
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 11:31
Ball Buster
It's a self-fullfilling prophecy, really. A lot of gamers throw the term "waggle" on anything related to motion controls, whether they make sense or not. As a whole, we've already decided that it's nothing more than a gimmick. So it's pointless to convince us otherwise.

I don't see the Arc or Natal becoming anything more than a novelty. The platform won't make a difference. Nobody knows how to use Wii Motion+. Is it supposed to be easier to figure out when you're developing a game in HD?
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 11:35
Kyle MacGregor
I hope they do something completely crazy and unexpected.

But its probably going to be more of the same.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 12:09
EdgyDude
Why hello there Captain Obvious!, here's a good advice: you lead by setting and example not spouting the same yadda yadda everyone else does, come back when you have something worthwhile to offer with M+, Natal or Wand/Arc/Whatever and leave stating the obvious to Michael Patcher.
TonicBH's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 12:49
TonicBH
Christ, why is it that every Valve thread either mentions HL2: Episode Three or wanting a new engine, or complaining how they don't make PS3 games? Christ people, are we that starved for complaints that we must regurgitate the same 3-4 arguments every time a Valve thread is made?

(Also, people wanting HL2: Episode Three: Be fucking patient, christ.)
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 13:21
Jon B
I get the feeling that half of what we'll see Natal doing has been possible with the Sixaxis since forever.

Which kinda sucks, but that's what happens when there's no buttons so you need a controller too.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 13:43
Excel-2011
I wonder if Garry's Mod can benefit from Natal.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 15:35
Paul Soth
Chet co-wrote the original cynical gaming blog and helps maintain an archive of disturbing web pages. If he says it's shit, it's shit.
LoftyTheMetroid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 16:52
LoftyTheMetroid
I don't think Valve is in a position to criticize when they haven't made any efforts on the Wii.

Hey, there's an idea! Why don't you lead by example? Or, failing that, why not try to make something that works for the PS3?

(Meanwhile, I'll play mah PC TF2 and L4D...)

@dethtoll

"The problem with the Wii is the GIGANTIC mountain of shovelware actually pushed the good games off the shelves."

You mean games like Deadly Creatures or Mushroom Men? You think such quality titles would have sold well if they weren't "pushed off the shelves"?

Or maybe you mean the actual high-quality titles like MadWorld or Little King's Story that would have bombed regardless of platform? (BlazBlue or last gen's Okami would like to have a word with you...)

Or could you mean the quality AND mainstream games like GTAIV, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy XIII, and Modern Warfare 2?

Oh... You mean those didn't get released on the Wii?

The fact of the matter is, the third party situation only exists because developers make it exist, not because there's anything intrinsically wrong with the Wii or its having a plethora of cheap, casual titles just like the PS2 and PS1. The PS2 would have had the same problem had developers only released their best efforts on the GCN and Xbox. ("RE4 stays GCN-exclusive unless you can prove you have RE fans by buying Gun Survivor en masse, PS2. Oh, Gun Survivor DID sell well? Okay, here's Gun Survivor 2, while RE4 stays GCN exclusive.")

So, dethtoll, you're statement would be true if there were any high-tier third party titles to shove off shelves in the first place, but excluding the niche ones, there really aren't. Nintendo is the only one that really puts forth an effort, and that's why their games sell so well, not because of any inherent fanboyism.
Toadofsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 16:53
Toadofsky
@ dv8thwonder:

because nobody looks back that far. And there was plenty of garbage, but there were quote a bit of solid titles for both consoles. Unfortunately, not many companies are stepping up with games they make for the wii
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2010 18:10
Greylocke
Don't 'party' games and 'shovel-ware' exist on every platform from high definition hardware all the way down to legacy hardware? The ratio varies from console to console, but I don't think it's intrinsic to the hardware, it's the demographic which is driven by software developers, publishers, and marketing. (imo)
Anna Hannah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2011 04:29
Anna Hannah
Christ, why is it that every Valve thread either mentions HL2: Episode Three or wanting a new engine, or complaining how they don't make PS3 games? Christ people, are we that starved for complaints that we must regurgitate the same 3-4 arguments every time a Valve thread is made?
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