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Valve begins hyping something (HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED OMG) photo

This past Saturday, Valve released a video featuring Portal 2 antagonist Wheatley. Unsurprisingly, the Internet descended upon it with icepicks and magnifying glasses, ready to take it apart and examine every frame for clues about Half-Life 3

Shortly after the video aired, 4Chan wrote a polite joint letter to Gabe Newell, who responded with, "I don’t suppose it would ease your wrath if I told you we’re announcing all of your favourite things at E3 2012?" He later clarified that the reveal would involve "something with a 'three' in it."

As if that wasn't enough, Valve's "Doug Rattman" Twitter account suddenly returned from obscurity to say, "It begins." He then began Tweeting odd codes such as, "ЯK - 63.4 | 37.5 | 20.5 | 47.4 | 13.1 | 12.5 | 27.6 | 72.4 | 54.3 | 70.3 | 34.6 | 15.1 | 60.2 | 21.0 | 38.5 |," before disappearing again. 

Ladies and gentlemen, the Valve Troll Wagon has officially rolled into town again. Let's get excited/confused!

Gabe Newell opens up possibility of a Three Musketeers game, Valve ARG begins [PC Gamer]








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AustinSJ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:02
AustinSJ
Meow hiss, Arrow to knee.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:02
Mr Andy Dixon
TROLLOLOLOLOL
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:03
Tristrix
Keep us updated on this one, Jim? I don't have the patience, time, or intelligence to keep up with an ARG, but I'm interested to see the progress and what comes of it.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:03
ProperlyParanoid
Could be Left 4 Dead 3 or Team Fortress 3. Yeah, hopefully we'll get Half-Life 3, but everything Valve does is pure gold, so I'm just happy to know we're getting some new stuff.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:04
Chongomaster
Portal DLC or it really is Episode 3. But if it is Ep3 then I hope the Portal stuff is kept to a minimum. I don't want to see GLaDOS fighting some Combine Advisers or Gonarch.
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:05
Rockefellow
Gabe Newell told me that if I gave him a handjob with honey barbeque sauce he would tell me a secret about Half Life 3's existence. If I didn't do it, he said he would never reveal the truth about the title.

One of these statements is false.
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:06
tekbunny
Don't you fuck with me Jim, my heart just can't take it. I don't even care that the blame can't technically be placed on you, I will still do it if this ends up being anything else.
Popyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:07
Popyman
I find it hard to care about this...
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:08
Gorescream
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................................................................................................................................................................................
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:10
Tristrix
Uh oh. From the source article:

"Update: Commenter TheGreatCaligula sensibly points out that the Doug Rattman account is considered by many in the experienced Valve ARG community to be fake, so we may have been duped by interweb hoaxmasters :("

Fuuuuu-
Foggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:11
Foggle
That isn't really Gabe's email address, is it...?
schuylerv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:11
schuylerv
Half Life 3, Portal 3, Team Fortress 3 and Left 4 Dead 3 in the Orange Box 3, just so the numbers match up
hermes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:13
hermes
So... Left 4 Dead 3, right?
NoMoneyLeftBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:14
NoMoneyLeftBoy
This has to be Left For Dead 3. I mean, it's too early for Portal 3 and the Half-Life franchise has to be dead now, right?
Vallanthaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:14
Vallanthaz
Something with a 3 in it?

So... Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 on PS3?
YouWithTheFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:19
YouWithTheFace
its ricochet 2 called it
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:19
tekbunny
@tristrix

Wait, what?...

*starts tightly wrapping rope around each hand*
Freequebec86's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:20
Freequebec86
LOL, i LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THE ARG GAME !!!

I can not find clues or shit... ( if they got french mystery... i could help ).

BUT I LOVE SOOOO MUCH TO WATCH IT !!!

The ARG game for portal 2 was SO FUN. !!! But im one of the FEW NORMAL SANE PEOPLE, who didn't feed Glados potatoes....

You monsters restart her... good job .... pfff....
superdeeduper51's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:21
superdeeduper51
We're clearly getting a Day of Defeat sequel people.
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:22
Kyogissun
Half Life 3 or Left 4 Dead 3, EITHER would make me happy...

...But I'll be honest and say I kinda want Left 4 Dead 3 more. >_>;;

Please DToid Community, don't hate me. ._.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:22
Tarvu
You're all wrong (unless you said this already I DON'T CARE FOR READING), they're going to announce the Orange Cube which will have the third Portal, Left 4 Dead and Half Life in. SO MANY THREES.
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:24
tekbunny
@kyogi

You can't hate a dead man... well, unless its hitler I guess. That dude was a total dick.
Philosophy of a Ruling Class's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:26
Philosophy of a Ruling Class
Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, Half Life 2: Episode 3, or Half Life 3... HATE YOU VALVE!

Wait, Gabe said "something with a THREE in it" and the only game where the numbers are spelled out is in the Episode titles...

HL2:Episode Three.... /BONER
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:26
free touch
Some sort of strange code... that is code for full steam ps3 integration.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:28
Danzflor
Dear Jim, that Gabe Newell email is a confirmed Fake, Newell does not use that type of font or that signature on his emails. Also, that Doug Rattman account is not official, it's not even related to Valve, it belongs to one of the guys who took part on the Portal 2 ARG early this year.

Check your resources first Jimbo!
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:31
DF
Three Musketeers confirmed.
Gamescook's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:32
Gamescook
Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Half-Life 3, ANY one of those (if perhaps a hair too soon on the first two) would be fantastic to play! So long as they get their amazing team of genius writers to put in some of that utterly fantastic, quotable dialog in there, we can't lose!

I, kind of play Left 4 Dead for the bits of story and character dialogue more than for it just being a fun game. Does that fact and all this gushing make me a little weird?
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:33
Chongomaster
The codes start of with a post saying "It βegins". Greek beta has links to radiation in physics and the number 2 (although that isn't saying much).
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:33
DF
Actually no. The ultimate troll would be Valve saying they're going to be doing Kingdom Hearts 3. That's trolling at least two communities! Heh.
MisterDonut's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:33
MisterDonut
It's times like this I'm glad I haven't played the games in fear of loving them and joining the ever growing crowd of irritated, impatient, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST ANNOUNCE SOMETHING ALREADY, poor group of people.

Hopefully you fans will get the game you deserve.
Nerdy Suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:38
Nerdy Suit
What's a half life? Sounds like something that was released during the Atari 2600 days.
MrFloppyknickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:39
MrFloppyknickers
I doubt it would be TF3, as TF2 is currently making them a fuckton of cash via Micro trans. They're not going to rock that boat any time soon.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:39
EdgyDude
Left 4 Dead 3, cause that's how Valve trolls.
gughunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:41
gughunter
Can it be... Valve has bought the rights to make Mercenaries 3? YES!!!
jebussaves88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:42
jebussaves88
Whatever it is, I think I want it.
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:42
Klarden
Ricoch3t, because why not -_-
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:53
Fugly Duckling
Portal 3: In Spaaaaaace
Malfegor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:56
Malfegor
Left 4 Dead 3 would excite me more than HL3.

Haters gonna have opinions.
ThereWillBeBloodInMyPants's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 11:58
ThereWillBeBloodInMyPants
Could this possibly be the long-awaited Shenmue 3? I really hope so!
Kakulukia's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:02
Kakulukia
Nah, he's gonna troll us again and announce Left 4 Dead 3.
Oh god I want to be wrong on that one.
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:04
NickCull
Maybe they'll release all of their 3's at the same time since they missed releasing with all the other 3's this year.
Relic28's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:21
Relic28
@super :) That's what I was thinking, Day of Defeat 3!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:23
Tarvu
KotOR 3.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:23
BoomingEchoes
*set to the tune of "the thong song*

Let me see your trollollllll
Troll da troll troll troll.

But yeah, I really won't believe it until its in our hands and we're playing it. Even if it was an announced thing, Metal Gear Rising (and countless others, but thats the best example I can give right now) has taught us that anything could go quietly into that dark night without us really knowing about it between an announcement and .. well.. 2-3 years after.
Dancing Mad's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:24
Dancing Mad
A 3 ninjas kick back video game? FINALLY.
wrathofme's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:27
wrathofme
HOLY SHIT! VALVE LEARNED TO COUNT TO THREE!
DiegoMendoza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:31
DiegoMendoza
Pikmin 3.
vincio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:34
vincio09
those codes are in the video as well, so they are real. and the video contains even more clues.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:36
Epic-Kx
Left 4 Dead 3.
izayashirow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2011 12:37
izayashirow
Internet is fucked.
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