I'm not even going to give this pathetic waste of oxygen the credit of an internet hit. I'm all for laughing at tragedy, but this doesn't look like a very good joke. Just some pathetic loser's vie for attention. Fuck him.
So, what networks is Jack Thompson going to be going on today? I wanna get my DVR lined up.
Don't do this. This isn't slashdot, and it's not AICN. Give it a rest. If you don't have anything to say, posting "first" is about as pointless as stating out loud "I like masturbation" at a friend's wedding.
You'll notice that most posts up on this site actually have something to say, and rarely throw up "first" posts or asinine posts in general. Unless you're me or Snaileb. Or... Well, dammit, just stop posting "first" is all.
stating "I like masturbation" at a friends wedding is not pointless. It's hilarious. If one of my friends do that at my wedding I would laugh my ass off.
Oh, and I agree with the posting "first" as a comment. Stupid.
Super Columbine was more of a artistic piece of freedom of speech showing what would happen if he designed something like this. But this moron just did it for attention.
I doubt this would be a "faithful" translation of the events as they occured.
I guess after Mr. Lambourn gets done this game entirely, he can move onto his often rumored Holocaust simulator. I imagine that'll be a blast. Maybe he could start working on adapting Ethinc Cleansing to the Source engine.
Just horrible.

The "masturbation" thing. Sure, you'd laugh, I would, so would about 1/3 of the people there. Maybe the point would speak more to your mom or grandmother. Watch their reaction to the line. That's what I was aiming for.
Sorry. Next time I'll clarify who we need to address our masturbatory habits to when we're out in public.
In the mean time, don't admit you like to surf on sites for tentacle rape to anyone you value as a friend or figure of authority.
that advice would've been helpful about two days ago. Now I can't look at my parents in the eyes......
@anyone who might get upset at this thread's digression...
The guy's a douche, what more can be said?
Just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean its sensible.
I don't blame the media if they jump all over this--they earn their living by showcasing bad news to shock people, and this will offend a lot of people.
However, I wonder if he still lives with his parents? Do you think maybe they'd like to see a copy of the game he made?
Registrant:
Ryan Lambourn (6TS84) masterpigpen@yahoo.com
8 Barossa Close, St. Clair
Sydney, NSW 2759
Australia
Phone: +1 (029) 670-2947
LOL GRAPE PIE FUNNY RANDOM KEKEKE
http://www.92kqrs.com//sectional.asp?id=5898
This was going to happen sooner or later granted it still seems a bit too soon but essentially it WAS going to happen.
This is the world we live in, and this is the internet. Anyone hugely offended by this needs to quit the internet because theres worse stuff out there.
*Dodge Jew King's smash attack*
*Run round other side, super Hitler fist!*
Nope, can't be bothered to play either.
@JonDarkwood -- Dude, how did you even find that info? Is this guy advertising himself as a designer on the web somewhere or what? Wow. I hope no one attacks him or anything, but. Wow.

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