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'The Raging Boll' punned so hard it was like a kick in the balls send straight to boll through your broadband connection...
Munich was 'sloppy'? that's his best film... =(
Munich was 'sloppy'? that's his best film... =(
I know it's not gonna be the greatest film ever, but I actually want Postal to be watchable.It looks very controversial and somewhat funny. Not Oscar winner though and for sure won't beat Indiana in the Box Office.Also quote made me lol.
::ROLLS EYES::
Whatever.
You sure you wouldn't rather wait till Xmas day so you can prove that your film is better than Jesus?
Maybe release it on Dec 7th so that people remember it as a day that will live in infamy?
Hype and bullshit are the same thing sold two different ways.
Whatever.
You sure you wouldn't rather wait till Xmas day so you can prove that your film is better than Jesus?
Maybe release it on Dec 7th so that people remember it as a day that will live in infamy?
Hype and bullshit are the same thing sold two different ways.
Everything this man says is comedy gold. Perhaps he has secretly given up moviemaking as a career and is pioneering some new form of impromptu adlibbed standup comedy.
Can we get a WHY PENIS WHY tag up on this?
because right beside mini me is clearly a penis, possibly Nicuragian.
because right beside mini me is clearly a penis, possibly Nicuragian.
Uwe Boll is much better at getting press coverage then making things worthy of press coverage. Sort of like Paris Hilton.
Why did I not notice the penis just blatantly sitting there on the chair? Uwe deserves a kick to the bolls. Oooooo that's right, I went there.
I see what he's doing and it ain't gonna work.
Now, a couple movies about some teenage kid in the ghetto who only knows how to [insert 'underground' sport, dance, hobby etc here] and loses his/her [insert family member here] in a car accident, and must go against a group of thugs in a nationwide battle to honor [family member] and win the gold to become American-Idol famous despite all opposition, all with the latest soundtracks.... yeah then Indiana Jones might be in trouble.
Now, a couple movies about some teenage kid in the ghetto who only knows how to [insert 'underground' sport, dance, hobby etc here] and loses his/her [insert family member here] in a car accident, and must go against a group of thugs in a nationwide battle to honor [family member] and win the gold to become American-Idol famous despite all opposition, all with the latest soundtracks.... yeah then Indiana Jones might be in trouble.
I wish I could have this guys swagger. To say something like that means you are a madman with balls the size of blue whales.
I can't wait to see his spin when Indiana Jones obliterates his movie.
I can't wait to see his spin when Indiana Jones obliterates his movie.
Haha Uwe Boll fucking rocks! Come on... if you don't take his movies seriously you have to laugh, fun entertainment!
I think Uwe is the only one that could beat Obama in TX.
Although WotW was fucking terrible and Munich was overrated too. But don't forget we have Spielberg to thank for the final lightsaber battle between Obi-Wan and Vader in Ep3 :P
Although WotW was fucking terrible and Munich was overrated too. But don't forget we have Spielberg to thank for the final lightsaber battle between Obi-Wan and Vader in Ep3 :P
Uwe Boll is epic. I am sure he is having a laugh.. He is joking and everybody should take his comments as a joke.
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HO..Hee...hooo, that was a good laugh.
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HO..Hee...hooo, that was a good laugh.
Good, now I have a reason not to go see Postal. Same weekend as Indiana Jones. I'll bee too busy seeing that to deal with Boll's crap.
I have to imagine that he's just playing with us now. He knows he's awful, and he's playing it up like he thinks he's great. Gotta be.
I wonder if he thinks bashing other directors will give his movies praise. His bad movies get enough publicity for being... bad.
Seriously, if Boll dies, will anybody actually give a shit, or will his death be as celebrated as Jerry Falwell's? Would he be mourned or would his death be a cause for joy and cavorting like the Greeks of old?
I think the latter.
I think the latter.
Face it, fellas: Uwe Boll is our generations' Ed Wood!
Our children and our children's children will be watching his movies as cult classics like "Plan 9 from Outer Space".
...yikes.
Our children and our children's children will be watching his movies as cult classics like "Plan 9 from Outer Space".
...yikes.
You guys say he's funny but I didn't even smile a wee bit throught it.. Matter of fact, I think i'm closer to frowning.
And I don't know about Ed Wood. I don't really care, as I prefer to enjoy my movie watching. If I wanted to inflict pain upon myself for pleasure I am sure there are much better places to do that. But I cannot possibly imagine a time where any of Uwe Bolls movies are widely regarded as "cult classics"... I think that's a stretch that a limousine airliner cannot match.
And I don't know about Ed Wood. I don't really care, as I prefer to enjoy my movie watching. If I wanted to inflict pain upon myself for pleasure I am sure there are much better places to do that. But I cannot possibly imagine a time where any of Uwe Bolls movies are widely regarded as "cult classics"... I think that's a stretch that a limousine airliner cannot match.
I knew 'zilla was going to have a chuckle over this one. Even if Postal does turn out to be a great film (HAHAHA), it certainly will not beat Indy at the box office. That's just crazy talk.
I liked War of the Worlds. It wasn't great I guess, but I enjoyed it at least.
But yea, the brother shouldn't have survived.
But yea, the brother shouldn't have survived.
Yup poking fun at your own movies shows how serious of a director you really are. He's just setting himself up to fail so when he does its not like he expected it to do well. Also, he'll release it with Indiana Jones so he has an excuse to why it did worse than the "Hottie and the Nottie."
Also I know he's not serious, it grinds my gears as to how he treats his own work. I'm sure he put at least some effort into the movie.
Also I know he's not serious, it grinds my gears as to how he treats his own work. I'm sure he put at least some effort into the movie.
This is why I respect/love Uwe Boll. Uwe Boll is a pretty cool guy, eh makes movies and doesn't afraid of anything!
Also, Ed Wood's films are 'good' because they excel at having corny plots and unsophisticated yet well meaning special effects. This has earned them accolades among bad movie awards.
Uwe Boll excels at making bad films out of reasonable (they made them into a game anyway) plots, and sophisticated special effects to add nothing to his stories. He is unlikely to win accolades for this, and will hopefully languish in his own mediocrity until we forget about him.
Uwe Boll excels at making bad films out of reasonable (they made them into a game anyway) plots, and sophisticated special effects to add nothing to his stories. He is unlikely to win accolades for this, and will hopefully languish in his own mediocrity until we forget about him.
Awww, that's just precious how he thinks anything that he makes could have a chance against Steven effing Spielburg. :D Just precious.
The guy is smart enough to realise that any publicity is good publicity, he says this crazy shit and then word spreads around "did you hear about the guy who thinks he's a better director then Spielberg?" People might think its all shit talk but they are still intrigued and that's all that matters, getting their attention and hopefully roping some paying customers in.
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