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Uwe Boll paid money to be in Postal 3 photo

Uwe, Uwe, Uwe. Wouldn't your money be better spent making another one of your highly entertaining movies?

Developer Running with Scissors says that Boll has paid to appear in the upcoming game Postal 3, coming out for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC, hopefully some time this year. 

"Uwe Boll paid us to put him in the game," Vince Desi, RWS boss, told Eurogamer. "We agreed when he licensed the movie rights."

Boll will be playing himself in the game, and it sounds like we'll be able to go Postal on him in it: "Uwe will be presented as himself and of course you can have fun with him, it's Postal!" said Desi.

I'm not coming down on Boll for paying to get into a videogame. Hell, I'd pay to get my face in a game. But this one is a little too close to home, and he knows he'll end up being a target of some kind. It's his money, I guess.

Speaking of silly, check out the Running with Scissors webpage. They clearly don't know their Asians from one another [facepalm], but they do have babe galleries and interview sessions.


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JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:39
JLanphear
This shall be rewarding.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:44
Naim Master
Postal 3 looked pretty bad , but now , I can pee on Uwe boll , see him vomit , eletrify him , se him pee while he vomits , pee on him , put gasoline in the middle of my pee , his pee and his vomit , light it up , but the fire down with my pee , eat him with a Pit Bull ...
In other words , I'm sold .
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:46
akathatoneguy
I want to fight Uwe Boll.

That is all.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:52
Chronic Logic
Is he still adapting video game based movies just so he can get tax cuts in Germany?
Christopher J Oatis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:06
Christopher J Oatis
Uwe Boll should just be banned from anything having to do with Games at this point
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:09
Daxelman
The movie Postal was excellent, in my honest opinion. A complete 180 from Uwe's usual shit.

He should look at that movie, and go on from there.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:10
LsTr Of SmG
OK, I'm now officially sold on Postal 3.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:19
Professor Pew
Haha, amazing. Also god, Taiwanese sounds like needles in my ears.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:27
Holyetheline
I was a huge fan of the original Postal... this might just be up my alley some day.
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:57
Cyber Altair
Can we shoot him?

I don't know about Postal but this might make me want to get the game.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 17:50
Im OK
Wow if I have the opportunity to kill Uwe Boll then... well, no, I still wouldn't buy this game. Sorry.
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 18:02
Jack8274
Postal 2 was so fucking stupid. I LOVED IT. Chopping the shit out of everybody, and the horrible story. Awesome.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 18:05
Discarded Couch Sandwich
I've never seen an Uwe Boll Movie, so I need to know...

Are they bad-funny in the vein we'd put Street Fighter in, or are they just bad? The idea of Christian Slater and Tara Reid showing off that they can barely act in Alone in the Dark amuses me, but i'd like to know from opinions, if its actually worth it..
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 18:24
DaedHead8
I was going to buy Postal 3 anyways, I'm a huge fan of the series, but now I really want to get my hands on it.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 21:08
Rammstein
"Speaking of silly, check out the Running with Scissors webpage. They clearly don't know their Asians from one another [facepalm]"

As if anyone can tell the difference between ching chang and chong. Be serious.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 08:57
whormongr
it is coming out on ps3? I thought it was only 360/pc?
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 12:10
Im OK
@Discarded Couch Sandwich

From the admittedly small amount of Uwe Boll films that I've been able to stomach, they're just bad, and not in the so-bad-it's-good way.
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