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Following up his no holds barred rant on the Internet, the man who has somehow managed to do the seemingly impossible (get even less respect than Rodney Dangerfield), gives Kevin Pereira the down and dirty about why he said what he did. The bottom line? His upcoming movie, Postal, will be hitting US theaters on May 23rd. As Boll sees it, nobody's lining up to further his film career, so a little controversial PR is called for.

I still very much enjoy the chain-cursing wild side of Boll, who makes grand statements and boasts -- like Postal besting Indiana Jones at the box office -- but it's nice to see the good natured (and much calmer) side of him in this interview. We don't think anyone is going to say that he's the next Steven Spielberg, but I'll go on record as saying that we need people like Uwe Boll to keep Hollywood straight.

For every cookie-cutter movie and the endless sequels trying to desperately hold on to past glory, along comes Uwe Boll to remind us that we needn't take everything so damn seriously. I signed that Pro-Boll petition, Mr. Dangerfield (signature number 2857). You have my respect. 








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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:31
tazarthayoot
we need him to stay around, if only so that someday i can box him and beat the shit out of him.
zombiepriest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:41
zombiepriest
Uwe Boll does a great service to society he makes movies so other directors know what not to go in filmmaking
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:41
galagabug
he amuses me.

his movies do not.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:42
Holyetheline
I loved the original postal videogame. haha
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:45
Gameboi
I always look forward to his next interview.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:49
Dr Milkdad
I have yet to see any of his movies, but his antics are flawless.
Chris Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:51
Chris Morris
Honestly, I have to give the man much respect for this interview. I was on the fence, but I will probably go see Postal now!
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:51
Chocobo Knight
Can Uwe Boll be thrown on the same pyre that RE5 racism topics shouled be burning upon?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:52
MechaMonkey
I really can't help but like the guy. He's charming in his own way.

To be honest, I've got a hunch that Postal might do far better at the box office and among the critics than his previous films. In fact, I hope it does.

Who cares is he's making terrible movies? If you don't like them, just don't watch them.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:54
HarassmentPanda
I've never seen a Boll movie, but the man is fantastic. Expect to find me in an empty theatre watching Postal on opening night.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:56
Gameboi
I won't be able to make the opening night one, but I plan on watching it too, just to give the poor bastard some support. I do love me an underdog.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:56
king3vbo
I guess his movies are good for a Shitty Movie Night, but the man is an ass
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:57
loki d20
I've seen a few Uwe Boll movies *shudders* and I can't wait for him to be somehow prevented from making anymore movies. I have no clue why any actor would even consider working with a man that has made only the worst of movies in the last few years. Heck, BloodRayne lasted only one showing at our local theater and was pulled off the list immediately afterwards. We didn't even get his last movie in our theater.
cousinike's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 10:58
cousinike
I wish someone would shoot this man in the head so he can stop grabbing the rights to a lot of good games and making shitty movies out of them.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:00
Gameboi
@king3vbo

That's all an act. It's PR stuff draw attention his way. I'd bet the real Uwe is a lot more civilized and humorous.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:00
Demtor
This guy is an obnoxious turd.
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:01
bruceleethree
Conceited.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:05
Rucksack
He has me intrigued. I may actually go see Postal now.
dtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:05
dtomek
I wouldn't mind getting drunk with him and going on a Munich'ian rampage. Good times would be had by all.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:10
Trev
If he's decided to make it bad for comedy's sake it would probably do wonderfully. Its not going to be Naked Gun or Airplane, but it might be worth a laugh. What I have seen of his previous films (not much, but I think Alone in the Dark was on television once) they weren't billed or presented with a comedy twist ala Evil Dead's "we're making a horror movie, but let's not get too caught up with the scary part". ED had some generally creepy stuff in it (like that freaky deer head) but never lost sight of being fun.

Pulling the goofy fun movie angle would probably work for him.

He seemed like a nice enough guy in his interview as well. If he was always like that I think he'd be doing better than he is. But you don't call someone's mother a whore then tell them to get a sense of humor when they're offended.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:22
Rider Chop
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
he is such an ass!
Uwe Boll is awesome! will I see this movie? god no! but I love hearing him rant about how great he is.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:23
parrothead
I am going to see Postal if only to see Vern Troyer raped by Monkeys! I have yet to watch a Dr. Boll movie, so Postal will be my first.
Andrew Godsey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:24
Andrew Godsey
The man comapared Harrison Ford to his dead grandfather....I feel pity for any poor fool who signs that pro-boll petition. Since the author of this blog is one of these lost souls and didnt post a link to the FUCK OOVA BOWL petiton, you can find one here, along with the full video of his retard-strength rant.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:34
akathatoneguy
I want to fight Uwe Boll.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 11:58
Artemus
Uwe Boll...
Total ass clown.
At least he believes in himself... Someone has to.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 12:04
nintendoll
Did anyone else notice, during Uwe Bolls "youtube rant," that "Movieset" has the same logo as Aperture Science?

GLaDOs is STILL ALIVE. But apparently, making movies instead of being "still alive."
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 12:06
nintendoll
*edit making movies instead of doing science.

this is what happens when I try to think and type at the same time. Doijit!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 12:39
Gameboi
I guess that I have this man to thank for it, but I learned a long, long time ago that the public personas that people take on are usually nothing like how these same people handle themselves in real life.

It's all about putting on a show, then sitting back and watching it take on a life of its own.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 12:57
Maurice Tan
Hmm, nintenboll..?

Good stuff, bring on more Uwe Boll movies! It's not like anyone else would have ever directed a Dungeon Siege movie, and that movie was pretty entertaining for a bad fantasy movie.
Merumeru's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 12:57
Merumeru
XD pretty damn obnoxious, but he does have a head on his shoulders

movies are still shit though
Raymod's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 13:48
Raymod
i don't think he should stop making movies, i just think he should stop making Movies of games, it's that simple.
I believe he could make some great movies if we were given the proper script.
But then again he's not even the one to blame here, it's the bloody games companies and movie studios that are giving him the jobs.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 13:49
Vigor
This guy is making great movies for the people. And you flame him? He is a true patriot of the movie making buisness. I think one of his movies are better than 100 that come out today. Have you seen House of the dead its one of the best pieces of cinema i have ever seen. Uwe Boll i support you i cant wait for the Shaq Fu movie.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:15
Sharpless
Wow, he's hardcore German. Wasn't ready for the thick accent. He actually seemed likable. I suppose he's fun to have around.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:17
Cheeburga
Seems like a fun guy, if only his movies didn't suck ass.
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:40
SubOrbital
Bloodrayne is the worst movie I have ever seen. Absolutely horrible. Badly edited, acted, directed. Absolutely shocking. Naturally, a near highlight of his career.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 14:54
Twisted Imp
Postal, you got to admit, as bad as it looks it atleast looks watchable. I honestly wanna see it because it looks like something nobody has ever had the balls to do before.But I'm gonna torrent it, I'm seeing Indiana in theaters. Unless somebody buys me a ticket then yeah, torrent.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:47
wardrox
ok, I think I like him now :)
sushi111's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 15:53
sushi111
At least his movies do poorly. OTherwise I would care
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:39
Samit Sarkar
It’s good to see that he doesn’t take himself seriously here and that it’s just a persona. I mean, if I was putting all that effort into something and everybody hated my work, I’d feel pretty bad, too.

“I loved Bad Boys, but I hated Pearl Harbor.”

Me too, Uwe. Me too.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:50
TrailerParkJesus
There are crappy movies that make money, and crappy movies that don't make money. He's just upset that he's not the former.

But after seeing him on AOTS yesterday, I think he's a funny guy (not intentionally), and simply trying to get free publicity for his work. He wouldn't be hated as much if it were non-videogame movies he was mucking up.
cavemanlegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 17:55
cavemanlegend
Come on, the guy sucks. I don't care if he can make me laugh till I shit out my nose, those are some horrible movies. Anyone who can fuck up kick ass games like Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne needs to be slapped in the face with Ron Jeremy's dick.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:01
JRisJunior
meerrr... i dont even know what to say to that. i might go see postal just to see ridiculous shit. but who knows.
MobileSuitGundam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 18:40
MobileSuitGundam
What the hell is all this "awesome" guy shit I'm hearing from you all. This man does not deserve any support for himself or his movies. I don't care if he destroyed a few games most gamers don't really give two shits for (HotD is still a bad ass rail-shooter BTW) but he gives Hollywood the excuse to create MORE shitty game movies.
If he wants to make a bad comedy movie, stay the HELL away from games. Why not make a movie similar to Snakes on a Plane then hm? No, he just goes for a game...
The man does not create "art" and sickens me that he calls himself a director.
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:07
Teen Idol
Believe it or not Uwe is greatly needed.
By who you ask? Well I'll tell you.
The Sci-Fi channel.
They need movies to play, Uwe Boll has them to provide.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:10
Boolean
The guy makes terrible movie after terrible movie, hates on the internet for years telling them to get out of their basements and stop fucking their mothers, and then people say "Oh he's such a nice guy because he wasn't eating a baby while doing the interview".

Gimme a fucking break. The guy makes shit movies. Anyone who goes to see postal is a moron, and probably the same kind of person queuing up to see Epic Movie or Superhero Movie. Uwe needs our SUPPORT?! He’s probably already got millions from raping franchise we love!
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 19:25
MatCD
I signed both petitions
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2008 20:29
gitrooman
Kevin is the most fake person ever.
spudmastaflash's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/12/2008 03:54
spudmastaflash
why the hell is Kevin being such a bitch and giving this man respect he doesn't deserve.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2008 03:27
Bob Muir
You know, he makes terrible movies, but the guy does seem kind of likeable, in that underdog sort of way.
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