Kotaku just posted a clip we knew was coming sooner or later - seasoned boxer and crap filmmaker Uwe Boll chases a journalist around the ring and destroys him. It hurts watching this - you sit there hoping the ponytailed spanish rock guy drives a fist through his head (for great justice) but it never happens. Instead he gets spared in the first round as Uwe chases him for a minute strait as if he's trying to pat his head like a puppy, then on the second round unleashes a flurry of punches that send the guy flying around the ring as he tries to escape onslaught. In the middle of the match the camera guy says something like "se ve el miedo en la cara" which means that even from ringside he could see the fear in the guy's face. Damn, Balboa. It may also remind you of sitting in a movie theater waiting for the film to take a turn for the better, but instead you damn your optimism and go home angry.
Would I fight a seasoned boxer? Not unless I'm trying to save money on a root canal. But if it came down to it, I'm pretty sure I could bite off his ear. Check out who's next. But here's a bold claim - Kotaku's Brian Crecente wants to fence him. Hopefully with a stingray sword.
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6:58 PM on 09.06.2006
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