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Utterly pathetic: N4G becomes Gears 2 spoiler minefield photo

To anybody who thought that this "Web 2.0" bullsh*t was the beginning of a glorious new era, look what you have wrought! Just days after Metacritic had to tighten its user reviews to stop people abusing their system, popular aggregate site News 4 Gamers has now been turned into a minefield of Gears of War 2 spoilers ... for no real reason other than the fact that people are dickheads.

The boys from Ripten discovered this new page in the Big Book of Gamers Being C*nts when they found that arseholes were posting legitimate-looking news stories that led to pages containing possible details about the Gears 2 ending. When you consider the evaluation process that goes into a post being approved for N4G, that's the act of a real sad prick who'd go this far.

In addition, private messages are also being sent on N4G with Gears of War 2 plot details. If you are a big Gears fan and picked the game up today, it would seem that N4G is a Web site to steer clear of for a few days, since some people can't help being worthless prats with way too much free time.

Considering the Gears series isn't even known for the kind of deep plots that we've seen in, say, BioShock or Metal Gear Solid, I can't comprehend why someone thinks that it's important to "spoil" this. This is just ... lame. Be it the work of PlayStation 3 fanboys or simply people with tiny penises trying to feel important, it's utterly pathetic. I am sometimes ashamed to call myself a gamer, knowing the term also applies to people with these social problems.


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Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/07/2008 02:05
I'm with you on the whole "GOW2 has a plot worth spoiling?" thing. Seems to make as much sense as giving a blind person the finger.
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 11/07/2008 02:22
@ Mxyzptlk

Gears of War isn't known for it's story, but I'd still hate it to be spoiled. I want my experience to be pure.
xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 11/07/2008 02:27
Gears of War 2 has a story line?


lulz, next you will be telling me Littlebigplanet does too.


Who the feck cares? give me some online action. Single player is so 1990s.
xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 11/07/2008 02:42
Well that is certainly a spoiler for me , now knowing that there is some type of a storyline to this one.

Shame on you!
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 11/07/2008 02:42
I bet it was CliffyB punishing all the people that don't take his game seriously. Hahahahaha
nintendoll's Avatar
nintendoll at 11/07/2008 02:43
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 11/07/2008 02:51
Fenix is Fontaine.
trueb7ue's Avatar
trueb7ue at 11/07/2008 02:51
hehe jim said tiny penises
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JustLikeBuck at 11/07/2008 03:14
They have to spoil GoW because it's a 'light' story. But a quick with for any pricks out there.

Personally I couldn't give a flying f**k if a plot is spoilt. If a game/movie/novel can be spoilt entirely with one like of text, then it probably wasn't worth it in the first place.

I'm very much a Journey, rather than a Destination, kind of guy. It's the fun, pathos, sadness, glee a story will provide over time that I love, not some arbitrary key point that coincides with Conrad's Hero's Journey.
mr spooky's Avatar
mr spooky at 11/07/2008 03:16
That monster looks like the Great Mighty Poo.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 11/07/2008 03:24
GEARS HAS A STORY?

You all sound retarded when you say that.

Don't go to gamefaqs either, people are spoiling the story left and right, gotta love the internet and people's propensity to be total assholes.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 11/07/2008 03:53
Needless to say, we'll be permabanning people by IP if that happens in our comments
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Orionsaint at 11/07/2008 03:54
Be cool if sometime down the road they gave us the PC Maps from Gears1 as DLC for 400 points for Gears2. A lot of us never played Gears1 on the PC. I've always been curious about those mapS. To me there like the lost maps I never got to play. Anyone else agree?
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 11/07/2008 04:14
sound about right jim. load of wankers
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 11/07/2008 05:06
It's the sledge.
catsithx's Avatar
catsithx at 11/07/2008 05:22
Well what happens that it's all a dream. and the graphics are only 16 bit.
Furius's Avatar
Furius at 11/07/2008 05:53
God I can;t believe people are giving it away that Marcus dies at the end. or does he? (I don't know)
RJG's Avatar
RJG at 11/07/2008 06:15
Maybe they're doing it to get exactly the reaction that Jim is giving them here?

Just a thought.
Chad at Ripten's Avatar
Chad at Ripten at 11/07/2008 06:47
First off, thanks Jim for sharing the news with your readers. I'm with Ron on this. Gears 2 (half way through) has a pretty nice story going and regardless of if it did or didn't, no one deserves to have a game ruined for them.

@Furius: there's a special place in hell waiting for you my friend.
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AgentMOO at 11/07/2008 06:49
@RJG

I think partly yes, but I don't think anyone was expecting to see spoilers for this game - Jim's giving the fans a heads up to cover their butts.
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Aurain at 11/07/2008 07:04
I don't see why this is an issue, other than it being for a game you like. Everything gets spoilered, I can't think of a game that hasn't been spoilered in recent times. It's more of a " Don't go there, Spoilers ahoy" than a full length article.
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aborto thefetus at 11/07/2008 07:07
I don't play games like Gears for their storyline so I really wouldn't care if somebody spoiled the story for me.
elsteveo's Avatar
elsteveo at 11/07/2008 07:16
Sometimes it amazes me how far fanboys go to ruin the gaming experience of other people. Sure some people don't care if the story is spoiled. You have to realize that people out there do actually play games for the story. They don't want to pay 60 bucks to not be some kind of surprised at the end.
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bluemeep at 11/07/2008 07:26
BAD END: Marcus dies.






At 0 health.
Druid 01's Avatar
Druid 01 at 11/07/2008 07:29
i don't get it?

so what . . . if people like knowing spoilers let them. ill prob cruise over and check it out myself. doesn't change anything for me . . .
PacoDG's Avatar
PacoDG at 11/07/2008 07:37
I used N4G a lot, but damn, it always comes down to having to weed out the real stories versus the retarded ones with huge catchy headlines or stuff with no content. Now having to worry about seeing spoilers too. Bah. Im slowly converting to GameGrep for my game aggregator needs.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 11/07/2008 07:45
I wake up to 5 Gears stories in a row. What is this Gearstoid? 2?
Sidar's Avatar
Sidar at 11/07/2008 08:03
"fact that people are dickheads."
...Wow someone discovered N4G and the real nature of it... xD
Sidar's Avatar
Sidar at 11/07/2008 08:04
o and
" I am sometimes ashamed to call myself a gamer, knowing the term also applies to people with these social problems."

Exactly how i feel most of the times when i'm at n4g
Los Tres Ojos's Avatar
Los Tres Ojos at 11/07/2008 08:05
Someone on Dtoid spoiled Bioshock for me in the comments section of an article. That was a dick move.
vrplumber's Avatar
vrplumber at 11/07/2008 08:09
SPOILER ALERT

Apple slices can be coated with citric acid to prevent browning due to oxidation.

END SPOILER ALERT
Drack48's Avatar
Drack48 at 11/07/2008 08:30
@vrplumber: Well played LOL!

I find many times these days that if I want to enjoy a game, I mean really enjoy it, I have to not go on any gamesites for a least a week after I buy it. It's just constant spoilers, bitching, and then everyone crying for what's gonna come next..

I feel like within days of a game coming out no one could give a shit about it anymore.. I'm old and I remember when a game had to last you a good bit of time.
Quiotu's Avatar
Quiotu at 11/07/2008 08:32
As much as I'm sure Gears of War 2 is a decent shooter game, I look at the site here and wonder if the game was worth mentioning four articles in a row.

Except for the article above this one... C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Again, I haven't played a pure shooter that I played to the end and enjoyed since Max Payne 2. I like story with my shooter, so none of them seem to whet my apetite anymore.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 11/07/2008 08:48
When new games come out I tend to stay away from most sites but this one because I don't want my games spoiled.
jlrang's Avatar
jlrang at 11/07/2008 09:21
"Utterly Pathetic"

You know what I find utterly pathetic? People comparing e-penis size because they dedicate their pathetic lives to playing multiplayer games online and being condescending?
Jon2309's Avatar
Jon2309 at 11/07/2008 10:25
Yeah, I saw the ending on Youtube ages ago.

**SPOILER**
It sucks.
twincannon's Avatar
twincannon at 11/07/2008 10:33
mmm, shitty news site that uses a space invaders enemy for it's icon. Original.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 11/07/2008 11:15
GOW has plot?
xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 11/07/2008 11:41
All this false hope Destructoid is giving of a fantastic storyline which is getting spoilt.

Anyone actually playing it and found this mysterious storyline?


OR

Is it still a twitchy shooter with limited dialogue?
xe-cute's Avatar
xe-cute at 11/07/2008 11:45
P.S. How will the editors get any new articles and stories if they can't use N4G to find them?
gatorsax2010's Avatar
gatorsax2010 at 11/07/2008 11:58
It's not so much that there are spoilers out there, it's the fact that people are trying to trick others into seeing it. I don't care if people "self-spoil" themselves (that sounds dirty), but trying to ruin it for people that want to find out for themselves? It's a shame, but this happens every time there's a major release, from movies to games (I remember a bunch of misleadingly titled c-blogs and even comments popping up with MGS4 spoilers), even the last Harry Potter book. Who cares if you don't care? Let the people who do care experience it for themselves if they want.
Crackpot360's Avatar
Crackpot360 at 11/07/2008 14:27
Spoler* Multiplayer has a lobby system.

That one is on the house. ;)
vrplumber's Avatar
vrplumber at 11/07/2008 14:29
@Drack48

Alton Brown FTW* :P


* Food Tech Wizard
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 11/07/2008 17:08
Spoiler:

Gears 2 uses MGS type storytelling in a western way.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 11/08/2008 02:37
@Druid 01

It's one thing to willfully go and look at spoilers of your own accord and an entirely different thing to be hit with Spoilers Without Warning.

I really don't understand why some people have to be such douchebags about stuff like this. It's as if "lulz" are the replacement for orgasms for petty, retarded cumrags who can't otherwise achieve actual orgasms or something.
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