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SeymourDuncan17 avatarSeymourDuncan17
Forgot to mention that I celebrated completing Persona 4: Golden by binging on a bunch of totally in-canon doujins. Including, but not limited to, Yu on genderswap't Yosuke. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ex0MgjW.jpg[/img]
Solar Pony Django avatarSolar Pony Django
If you love Splatoon and Transformers you may want to check theyetee.com today. http://theyetee.com/ Let's just say the shirts are... Splatfest themed. [img]https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/j2AnOnQvRZqustSU45JP[/img]
Zack Furniss avatarZack Furniss
BREAKING: Dtoid is at the IGN Lara Croft Go party. You can hold live snakes because why the fuck not, but one snake is missing...
OverlordZetta avatarOverlordZetta
someone help i think i'm writing what is going to be my longest blog yet
OverlordZetta avatarOverlordZetta
[url="http://nintendoeverything.com/yacht-club-on-the-shovel-knight-amiibos-origins-nintendo-on-third-party-figures/#more-216265"]Interview with Yacht Club Games that miiiight basically confirm Shovel Knight isn't getting a Nintendo boss/level?[/url]
RexterNathan avatarRexterNathan
Spent most of my day going back and playing Assassin's Creed: Unity. I really quite enjoyed it. It's a good game.
Bardley avatarBardley
Reserved my copy of The Phantom Pain today and my car died on the way back home. Thanks Konami. On the plus side, I got to ride in a tow truck to the auto shop. Felt like an elementary school field trip or something for a few minutes.
Mike Wallace avatarMike Wallace
Humble Bundle End of Summer Sale! Get a free Stealth Inc. 2 maybe? I dunno. Just signal boosting for no particular reason. Maybe 'cause I got a free game? Least I could do. https://www.humblebundle.com/store
GoofierBrute avatarGoofierBrute
I gotta to admit: it feels nice to be able to play a Pokemon game without thinking to myself "oh shit, I got to fill up my Pokedex". It's nice. Oh yeah, and for the record, I'm playing through Soul Silver.
Pixie The Fairy avatarPixie The Fairy
I enter the Gamestop. I set a Toad plushie atop a Yoshi plushie. I set Mario to go down on Kirby. I leave the Gamestop.
gajknight avatargajknight
Niero, just killed a man, Put my dick inside his head, cummed my load and now he's dead. Niero, we had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all awayyyyyy. Nierooooooo, ooooooooh.
guitarvillain avatarguitarvillain
That thought sends shivers down my spine.
SeymourDuncan17 avatarSeymourDuncan17
Lacking recording/social features aside (I actually do love that aspect of the PS4), I've been really enjoying my Xbone. Sunset Overdrive is like Saints Row meets Tony Hawk and lovingly self-aware.
OverlordZetta avatarOverlordZetta
Wait, wasn't that Pokemon Detective Pikachu game supposed to come out this year?
sakesushi avatarsakesushi
Humble Bundle End of Summer Sale! They're doing it wrong though, putting up [url="https://www.humblebundle.com/store"]Stealth Inc. 2 for free[/url]
Snaveage avatarSnaveage
Just cleared out a whole village fultoning every single guard. I AM BIG BOSS.
Jiraya avatarJiraya
Metal Gear Solid - Marriage - Revengeance [youtube]https://youtu.be/YN470wKT9PM[/youtube]
wutangclam avatarwutangclam
Divinity: Original Sin 2 stretch goal lets you be a spooky skeleton. This is what I have dreamed of.
wutangclam avatarwutangclam
Going on the record saying a Borderlands movie is a terrible idea.
Tubatic avatarTubatic
Watching Free To Play. I kinda want to try DOTA2, though I'll be very bad at it. Its a very good story of pro-gamer culture, so far. Good Stuff.
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Jim Sterling . Sep 29

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Jim Sterling . Sep 27

Neverending Nightmares - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 26

Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death

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Jim Sterling . Sep 26

Podtoid 271: Tingle's Tiny Tadger

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Jim Sterling . Sep 25

Review: Nvidia Shield

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Jim Sterling . Sep 25

Review: Alien Rage

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Jim Sterling . Sep 25

Rhymedown Spectacular: Press X

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Jim Sterling . Sep 25

Alien Rage - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 24

Race The Sun - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 23

Jimquisition: To Play The Villain

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Jim Sterling . Sep 23

Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 6 (THE FINALE)

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Jim Sterling . Sep 22

Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 5

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Jim Sterling . Sep 21

Doorways - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 20

Shelter - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 19

Podtoid 270: Cookie, Suds Me Up With Soap And Foam!

It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes e...   0

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Jim Sterling . Sep 18

Review: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD

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Jim Sterling . Sep 18

Delver - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 18

Rhymedown Spectacular: Whine out of Ten

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Jim Sterling . Sep 17

Grand Theft Auto V - Now Bloody Playing

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Jim Sterling . Sep 16

Jimquisition: Lugoscababib Discobiscuits

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Jim Sterling . Sep 16

Review: Grand Theft Auto V

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Jim Sterling . Sep 15

Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 4

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Jim Sterling . Sep 13

Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 3

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Jim Sterling . Sep 12

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Jim Sterling . Sep 12

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Jim Sterling . Sep 12

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Jim Sterling . Sep 10

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Jim Sterling . Sep 10

Review: Killzone: Mercenary

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Jim Sterling . Sep 09

Jimquisition: Creative Freedom, Strings Attached

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