Quantcast
Destructoid

DestructoidJapanatorTomopopFlixist





click to hide banner header
About
Player Profile
Xbox LIVE:Tiefooz
Mii code:taifusu@hotmail.com
Follow me:
Aaron Linde's sites
Badges
Following (8)  


O Bungie, Betrayer of your Brothers and Sisters in Development

Jeez, Bungie. Releasing Halo 3 and muscling out the other worthy releases of September 25th without even a thought as to the lives you're ruining and the families you're destroying. Good thing Mega64 created a dramatic re-ena...   more


Destructoid Review: Halo 3

If I may beat a cliché firmly into the dirt just a few inches deeper, Halo 3 is a game that needs no introduction. I mean that literally. If you’re not decked out in your homemade MJOLNIR armor lovingly crafted...   more

Destructoid Review: Halo 3 photo

Team Fortress 2 impressions

When I was young, I had dreams of becoming a doctor, fostered as dreams tend to be by the games I played. Had I taken that long and expensive road through med school, I would have invariably been asked what prompted my pursui...   more

Team Fortress 2 impressions photo

Podtoid 32: Fat Japanese Girls edition

Evening, kittens. We’re coming up on a near year of Podtoid, and to celebrate this milestone the higher-ups thought that it’d be best if I destroyed the outfit as soon as possible, and therefore positioned me as h...   more

Podtoid 32: Fat Japanese Girls edition photo

Your monthly Aquaria reminder: seven minutes of the game

Right, Aquaria. We're still waiting patiently for the release of this game, and if you're not along with us, you should just get off this short bus at the next stop. In this latest footage of the game provided by Bit-Blot, we...   more


Podtoid 32: Bloody Coup

Great civilizations often crumble at the height of their decadence. Last week on Podtoid 31, Nex and I were drizzling chocolate on bundles of hundred dollar bills and shooting them out of a flaming cannon -- it should come as...   more

Podtoid 32: Bloody Coup photo

First Halo 3 copies in the wild

What's this? Linde's posting not one, but two stories 'bout Halo in a single afternoon? Truth is, the real Linde was brutally slain by one Dick "I Hate Fatties" McVengeance weeks ago. I am his replacement, the Linde...   more

First Halo 3 copies in the wild photo

Halo 3 diorama brings ruin to editor's cynical hatred of game ads

As a means of breaking up our day-long marathon Halo 3 campaign experience earlier this week, the good people at Bungie brought us sandwiches and showed off a series of ads for the forthcoming release. Honestly, I was kind...   more


Nintendo chief Iwata and designer Itoi talk shop over dinner

Been awhile, kids -- it's your favorite Linde, freshly returned from the barbaric wastes of Hungary, where goose liver serves as both key component to every meal and a common substitute for drinking water. Them folks are craz...   more

Nintendo chief Iwata and designer Itoi talk shop over dinner photo

Starmen.net assaults Nintendo of America with envelopes, books

You guys already know the score -- when there's movin' and shakin' in the way of EarthBound or Mother news, I'm usually the nerd on call to give you the skinny. And since almost every ounce of movin' and/or shakin' these days...   more

Starmen.net assaults Nintendo of America with envelopes, books photo

Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions

I'd like to think that one of the most impressive tests of a game is the verdict rendered by a player who isn't necessarily an enthusiast of that particular genre. It's certainly not an opinion that you'd necessarily stack ab...   more

Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo


Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo
Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo
Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo
Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo
Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo
Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions photo



Destructoid review: BioShock

I had almost lost hope. Almost. You know what article I've had sitting in my queue for almost two months? It's called "Requiem for the Single Player Campaign", and it was gonna be good ol' Linde up on his soap box complaining...   more

Destructoid review: BioShock photo

Bargain Bin Laden #22: Psychonauts

Psychonauts. Yeah, I know -- sort of like Beyond Good and Evil, one of those games that needs no introduction, that almost hourly enjoys some sort of running of the mouth by one journalist or another. I'm introducing it as su...   more

Bargain Bin Laden #22: Psychonauts photo

Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North

Yesterday, I had an opportunity that comes once, maybe twice in a lifetime -- the chance to rekindle an old flame. No, not Nick Chester, we're broken up for good, you hear me? You only have to leave this editor at the altar o...   more

Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo


Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo
Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo
Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo
Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo
Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo
Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North photo



In a world where game trailers are damn near identical...

As the years go on I'd like to think we've been so exposed to horrible cliche that we don't really notice it anymore, but as the intrepid innanet detectives over at NeoGAF found, it's starting to become quite absurd. See that...   more


Painkiller next in line for movie adaptation

It's becoming such a common occurrence that I can't even muster the strength to object -- Painkiller, developed by Polish studio People Can Fly, will be the next game on the list of blockbuster-hopeful adaptations of video ga...   more

Painkiller next in line for movie adaptation photo