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2:30 PM on 09.25.2007

O Bungie, Betrayer of your Brothers and Sisters in Development

Jeez, Bungie. Releasing Halo 3 and muscling out the other worthy releases of September 25th without even a thought as to the lives you're ruining and the families you're destroying. Good thing Mega64 created a dramatic re-ena...

Aaron Linde

12:10 AM on 09.24.2007

Destructoid Review: Halo 3

If I may beat a cliché firmly into the dirt just a few inches deeper, Halo 3 is a game that needs no introduction. I mean that literally. If you’re not decked out in your homemade MJOLNIR armor lovingly crafted...

Aaron Linde

6:20 PM on 09.21.2007

Team Fortress 2 impressions

When I was young, I had dreams of becoming a doctor, fostered as dreams tend to be by the games I played. Had I taken that long and expensive road through med school, I would have invariably been asked what prompted my pursui...

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10:00 PM on 09.18.2007

Podtoid 32: Fat Japanese Girls edition

Evening, kittens. We’re coming up on a near year of Podtoid, and to celebrate this milestone the higher-ups thought that it’d be best if I destroyed the outfit as soon as possible, and therefore positioned me as h...

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1:53 PM on 09.18.2007

Your monthly Aquaria reminder: seven minutes of the game

Right, Aquaria. We're still waiting patiently for the release of this game, and if you're not along with us, you should just get off this short bus at the next stop. In this latest footage of the game provided by Bit-Blot, we...

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3:52 PM on 09.15.2007

Podtoid 32: Bloody Coup

Great civilizations often crumble at the height of their decadence. Last week on Podtoid 31, Nex and I were drizzling chocolate on bundles of hundred dollar bills and shooting them out of a flaming cannon -- it should come as...

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3:31 PM on 09.14.2007

First Halo 3 copies in the wild

What's this? Linde's posting not one, but two stories 'bout Halo in a single afternoon? Truth is, the real Linde was brutally slain by one Dick "I Hate Fatties" McVengeance weeks ago. I am his replacement, the Linde...

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2:03 PM on 09.14.2007

Halo 3 diorama brings ruin to editor's cynical hatred of game ads

As a means of breaking up our day-long marathon Halo 3 campaign experience earlier this week, the good people at Bungie brought us sandwiches and showed off a series of ads for the forthcoming release. Honestly, I was kind...

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4:18 PM on 09.03.2007

Nintendo chief Iwata and designer Itoi talk shop over dinner

Been awhile, kids -- it's your favorite Linde, freshly returned from the barbaric wastes of Hungary, where goose liver serves as both key component to every meal and a common substitute for drinking water. Them folks are craz...

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7:55 PM on 08.20.2007

Starmen.net assaults Nintendo of America with envelopes, books

You guys already know the score -- when there's movin' and shakin' in the way of EarthBound or Mother news, I'm usually the nerd on call to give you the skinny. And since almost every ounce of movin' and/or shakin' these days...

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5:41 PM on 08.18.2007

Universe at War: Earth Assault hands-on impressions

I'd like to think that one of the most impressive tests of a game is the verdict rendered by a player who isn't necessarily an enthusiast of that particular genre. It's certainly not an opinion that you'd necessarily stack ab...

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9:40 PM on 08.17.2007

Destructoid review: BioShock

I had almost lost hope. Almost. You know what article I've had sitting in my queue for almost two months? It's called "Requiem for the Single Player Campaign", and it was gonna be good ol' Linde up on his soap box complaining...

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7:13 PM on 08.12.2007

Bargain Bin Laden #22: Psychonauts

Psychonauts. Yeah, I know -- sort of like Beyond Good and Evil, one of those games that needs no introduction, that almost hourly enjoys some sort of running of the mouth by one journalist or another. I'm introducing it as su...

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1:16 PM on 08.09.2007

Pew! Pew! Preview!: Guild Wars: Eye of the North

Yesterday, I had an opportunity that comes once, maybe twice in a lifetime -- the chance to rekindle an old flame. No, not Nick Chester, we're broken up for good, you hear me? You only have to leave this editor at the altar o...

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12:33 PM on 08.03.2007

In a world where game trailers are damn near identical...

As the years go on I'd like to think we've been so exposed to horrible cliche that we don't really notice it anymore, but as the intrepid innanet detectives over at NeoGAF found, it's starting to become quite absurd. See that...

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1:18 PM on 08.01.2007

Painkiller next in line for movie adaptation

It's becoming such a common occurrence that I can't even muster the strength to object -- Painkiller, developed by Polish studio People Can Fly, will be the next game on the list of blockbuster-hopeful adaptations of video ga...

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6:53 PM on 07.30.2007

Weekly Geek's Furniss cannibalizes game boxes for the sake of art

Chris Furniss is a monster. You might know him as a frequent guest on Podtoid, friend of the site and lord and master of the Weekly Geek Show, but I'm about to introduce to you a darker side of Furniss, a side that -- God hel...

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12:13 AM on 07.30.2007

Bargain Bin Laden #20: Gunstar Super Heroes

Today, BBL rolls up on the big two-oh. I was planning on some grand gesture to celebrate, like some sort of Destructoid team photo where we're all fighting each other while riding bears or something, but I hear that's illegal...

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3:10 PM on 07.27.2007

Aquaria: now on Linux!

I refuse to let this game sink out of your collective consciousness. Before I'm through and the game is actually released, I intend to have all of you beating down doors like the bloodthirsty dead demanding the game's release...

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2:55 PM on 07.27.2007

Valve and Nexon to bring Counter-Strike to Asia

Valve's Doug Lombardi has dropped us a line announcing plans to bring Counter-Strike to Asian markets, effectively positioning the world's #1 most played online first-person shooter in the most insane competitive gaming circu...

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6:07 PM on 07.26.2007

New Castle Crashers video featuring epic boss battle

While Bomberman Live still has the Destructoid crew gripped firmly in its meathooks, it's safe to say that Castle Crashers looks like the Next Big Thing on XBLA. In this video from Comic-Con, we get to see an entire boss batt...

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3:51 PM on 07.26.2007

Lost: The Game debut trailer from Comic-Con

 Ah, Lost. You provided many a sleepless night while I sat up trying to work out the mystery, figure out the secrets of the islands and the numbers, and find hot pixxx of that lady what plays Kate. Newly introduced at Co...

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3:47 PM on 07.26.2007

ScrewAttack ranks top ten Mario games, SMB3 named top of the heap

In their latest Top 10, ScrewAttack chalked up their list of the top 10 Mario titles -- no easy feat, considering Mario's colossal 200+ game appearances. One caveat, though: to be considered for zee list, the player has t...

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3:41 PM on 07.25.2007

Video Game Voters Network presents: "The Fight For Video Games"

I'm going to take the easy route here and just assume that this is what it looks like when the ESA and the VGVN try to make me laugh, because this is hilarious. While I'm most certainly in support of the cause, I do...

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3:25 PM on 07.25.2007

QuakeCon attendees get a crack at Left 4 Dead

QuakeCon attendees, rejoice: one of the swankest-lookin' games in recent memory will be playable at the upcoming conference. Valve and Turtle Rock Studios have announced that Left 4 Dead, the upcoming zombie survival co-o...

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3:33 PM on 07.24.2007

Condemned 2 toned down in wake of Manhunt ban

The uprising kicked up in by the de facto banning of Manhunt 2 had some folks scratching their heads. They wondered: why all the ruckus over Manhunt? The original wasn't all that great, after all. Though I count myself am...

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12:52 AM on 07.24.2007

Destructoid Review: Bomberman Live

Look, it's no secret that I love this game. Having already had the chance to get intimate with the title at Hudson's headquarters in San Francisco, I knew well in advance that there was something special brewing -- so...

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11:51 AM on 07.22.2007

Bargain Bin Laden #19: Otogi

Things look pretty bleak for the next month or so, don't they? Ah, summertime -- when the gaming industry actually offers a pretty compelling excuse to get off your ass and get outside. There's not much between here a...

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11:11 PM on 07.19.2007

E3 2007 Post-Mortem: Niero and Linde on the new E3

At this year's E3, there was one big question exchanged between journalists, industry folk, and pretty much everybody present: do you like the new E3? How different is it? Where the hell are all the scantily-clad booth ba...

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3:01 PM on 07.18.2007

E3 2007: Destructoid interviews Peter Moore

Oh, Peter Moore -- you titan of industry, you icon, you had to up and leave us, didn't you? And just hours before I planned on publishing this interview. While latching onto a new face as the public persona for Xbox and G...

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5:29 PM on 07.17.2007

Podtoid Special Edition: Our E3 Wrap-Up Show

Podtoid returns for a special appearance fresh from Santa Monica with tales of E3, starstruck encounters with colleagues and industry professionals, and unwanted sexual advances. For this E3 wrap-up edition of Podtoid we'...

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9:23 PM on 07.15.2007

E3 2007: Hands-on with Devil May Cry 4

My eyes weren't fixed on DMC4 until I ran into our own Colette trying her hand at the game, giggling with a sort of unrestrainable glee that only a good, solid action title can draw out of you. I was blowing away the hord...

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7:05 AM on 07.14.2007

E3 2007: Portal will melt your face off

Portal is one of those games that, in my heart of hearts, I believe to be made just for me. That’s right: somewhere in the last couple of years, a magical faerie descended upon a group of Digipen students in the dead of...

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5:06 AM on 07.14.2007

E3 2007: Hands-on with Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

One of the few chapters of the Castlevania saga not to reach Western shores is also arguably one of the best: Dracula X: Rondo of Blood, originally appearing on the PC Engine CD, which never had a US release, is definitely my...

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8:36 PM on 07.12.2007

E3 2007: Hands-on with Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles

With Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition, Capcom showed Wii gamers that their flagship zombie-slayin' series certainly benefits from some innovative new hardware. But could that hardware carry the series through the transition t...

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10:48 AM on 07.11.2007

E3 2007: Liveblogging the Nintendo Press Conference

Team Dtoid is sittin' pretty at Nintendo's E3 press conference, ready and waiting to give the lot of you some live updates. It's big, loud, the music is slightly obnoxious and the room is jlit up with any number o...

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4:37 AM on 07.10.2007

Famitsu reveals Trauma Center: New Blood

When I got my Wii in November, I picked up two games to complement my Sports pack-in: Twilight Princess (which was damn-near required) and Trauma Center: Second Opinion. Sure, the DS version was hard as balls, but Goddamn, it...

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8:39 PM on 07.08.2007

Bargain Bin Laden #18: Maximo

You guys smell that? Oh yes, it smells like violent death. That's right, kids, welcome the newest inductee into the "So Bloody Hard It's Awesome" club of BBL selections: Maximo: Ghosts to Glory!Now, bear in ...

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9:02 PM on 07.07.2007

Steven Spielberg's projects revealed!

If you've been paying attention these last few months, you're familiar with the glacier-slow newsdrip about what Steven Spielberg's upcoming game projects would be. Today -- perhaps a little ahead of schedule, gi...

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8:30 PM on 07.06.2007

Pre-E3 Rock Band screens, info

Here it is, the last bit of Rock Band info Harmonix has to share before the big show next week, when yours truly and the rest of the Dtoid bunch will get a chance to put our skills to the test and suck royal-like in front of ...

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