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Ian is Dtoid's resident review monkey. If there is a game no one else wants to review, it usually goes to Ian. As a reviewer, Ian has been writing for close to ten years for various sites, starting with Kevin Smith's "MoviePoopShoot", and is a sometimes contributor to ComicMix, but he loves calling Dtoid home. When not reviewing, Ian's rocking the mic and stage as Insane Ian, a comedy musican/nerdcore artist and frequent contributor to the Funny Music Project (aka thefump.com).

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The Daily Hotness: PlayStation 4!

So, as we thought they would, Sony used their event today to announce the PlayStation 4. There's tons of information about it, but I think I'm most excited about how the remote play will work with Vita. I'm excited. Today, we...   more

The Daily Hotness: PlayStation 4! photo

The Daily Hotness: Narcissism, thy name is Ian

I feel hurt and dismayed that I haven't yet made the "hottest men in the games industry" list*. Just look up there at my sexy mug! Admittedly, one is a headshot from a play I did, the other is a screen cap from my most recent...   more

The Daily Hotness: Narcissism, thy name is Ian photo

The Daily Hotness: Bros Busters!

Holy crap. This is everything I love about everything. Lots of info came out of DICE today, including J.J. Abrams collaborating with Valve on movie versions of Half-life and Portal. Jim helped shed some logic on the latest "...   more

The Daily Hotness: Bros Busters! photo

Bioshock Infinite Achievements reveal new modes, weapons

Once again, Exophase has revealed a listing of in-game Achievements for an anticipated upcoming title, this time the long awaited Bioshock Infinite. For those of you who want to go into a title spoiler-free, you may want to a...   more

Bioshock Infinite Achievements reveal new modes, weapons photo

The Daily Hotness: Those outfits are an Injustice!

Man, I'm actually looking forward to Injustice. I mean, other than the costumes. Those are pretty terrible. Wow. A Crapton of stuff happened today. Fraser interviewed Cliff Harris, Conrad presented an Office Chat on Dead Isl...   more

The Daily Hotness: Those outfits are an Injustice! photo

Aerosmith Greatest Dimension Pack hits Rock Band Tuesday

Boston's hometown heroes Aerosmith have a six-pack of tracks hitting Rock Band this coming Tuesday, January 29th. This is the first time the hard-rocking, blues-influenced band has graced the RB platform, and the first time t...   more

Aerosmith Greatest Dimension Pack hits Rock Band Tuesday photo

The Daily Hotness: HD collections are my weakness

Oh my glob, it's beautiful. Lately, it doesn't matter if I already own it, I've been buying up HD collections, and the rerelease of Wind Waker is next on my list. Oh hells yeah. Tons happened today too. Lots was revealed on ...   more

The Daily Hotness: HD collections are my weakness photo

The Daily Hotness: Game Over, Man!

Personally, I'm REALLY looking forward to Aliens: Colonial Marines. It looks badass, and it's FINALLY COMING OUT! Today, Chris did his Carter's Quest on the Devil May Cry series, Jim gave his impressions on the Dead Space 3 ...   more

The Daily Hotness: Game Over, Man! photo

Review: Fire Pro Wrestling

The original Fire Pro Wrestling was a game specifically for the hardcore fans of pro wrestling. I'm not talking about the male soap-opera that is WWE, but a more brutal version such as some of the Japanese wrestling circuits ...   more

Review: Fire Pro Wrestling photo

The Daily Hotness: Pumblooms!!

Pokemon X and Y got announced, and the internet made art for it already, which Hamza covered earlier today. My pal, animator Kyle Carrozza, combined the new Pokemon with JonTron from Game Grumps and came up with this awesome ...   more

The Daily Hotness: Pumblooms!! photo

The Daily Hotness: Take Me Down to Retro City...

Yeah, I know we already "reviewed" it, but man...I'm having a blast playing Retro City Rampage now that it's on XBLA. Today, on Dtoid -- well, actually, not a lot happened. Guess folks are still recovering from their hangover...   more

The Daily Hotness: Take Me Down to Retro City... photo

The Daily Hotness: Infinitely awesome

I am super, Super, SUPER psyched for BioShock Infinite. Yeah, go watch the first few minutes of footage if you haven't yet. Or even if you have, watch it again. PSYCHED. Loads happened today, like THQ filing for Chapter 11 (...   more

The Daily Hotness: Infinitely awesome photo

The Daily Hotness: Something Clever Goes Here

I...I just couldn't think of a clever thing to say for the hotness today. Sorry. Loads of stuff happened on the site today, including a bunch more nominees for Dtoid's "Best Of" 2012 categories (don't forget to vote for your ...   more

The Daily Hotness: Something Clever Goes Here photo

Review: Midway Arcade Origins

When there was still an arcade near my house, Midway games were the ones I often found myself pumping the most quarters into. During the last console generation, I scooped up the Midway Arcade Treasures collections to relive ...   more

Review: Midway Arcade Origins photo

The Daily Hotness: Stealing like a Hobbit

So, there's totally a new Hobbit movie coming out. Not only is there the sweet-looking Guardians of Middle Earth game, but the great Luke Ski has finally put up the video for his 2003 Dr. Demento hit (and Eminem parody) "Ste...   more

The Daily Hotness: Stealing like a Hobbit photo

The Daily Hotness: Blueberry-Flavored Marmot

Ridiculous Raps by Devo Spice is such an awesome idea! I...really wish I'd thought of it. He's still taking song suggestions on his Facebook page. This is one my pal TV's Kyle posted a while back. Today on the site, Kyle Mac...   more

The Daily Hotness: Blueberry-Flavored Marmot photo