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So, yeah. Sup. How you be? I be good. I like the videogames. They are pretty cool. You played the Rock Band? I like the Rock Band. I sing "Don't Look Back in Anger" by Oasis on expert. It's pretty epic. I like to write articles and stuff. You'll see them around on the internets. I also like school. I read British Romanticism and write a lot of essays. It's all good, cause in the San Francisco Bay Area, you meet a lot of people with even lamer educational skills, so it's cool.

I have a pet bird. His name is Merry, and when I see him, he runs to me like a puppy dog and sits on my knee. This makes us both sleepy, so we take naps.

Also, I think chickens are amazing (don't ask why), so I'm just going to post a bunch of chicken pics here now. kthxbai.











Also, he's me shaking hands with a monkey in Santa Monica


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Hands-on: Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot

Rush'n Attack: Ex Patriot has a major problem when it comes to plot. You see, it's not the late 1980s anymore, so the rampant fear of Soviet Russia doesn't hang over us like a red curtain. So Rush'n Attack: Ex Patri...   more

Hands-on: Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot photo

Hands-on: Hard Corps: Uprising

When we last saw Hard Corps: Uprising at Comic-Con, our Dale North came away quite impressed with the flashy sidescrolling shooter from Arc System Works and Konami. After all, the stunning 2D animation makes this title p...   more

Hands-on: Hard Corps: Uprising photo

Impressions: Fighters Uncaged

As much as Microsoft would like to indicate, Kinect is a device that is going to leave most hardcore gamers in the cold...at least initially. With the upcoming launch set for November 4 in the States, most of the expected lau...   more

Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo


Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo
Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo
Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo
Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo
Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo
Impressions: Fighters Uncaged photo



Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot

Early this morning we announced that Ubisoft was going to be bringing Beyond Good & Evil for download in a brand new high definition update: Beyond Good & Evil HD. I did my best to make it clear that the gam...   more

Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo


Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo
Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo
Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo
Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo
Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo
Beyond Good & Evil HD screenshots look hot hot hot photo



Ubisoft taking their games in a more connected direction

As you can tell from some of our coverage today, Ubisoft has made some interesting announcements about upcoming downloadable titles coming over the next year or so. However, that's just the beginning of a new connective meth...   more

Ubisoft taking their games in a more connected direction photo

Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game

[Update] Video added. Since Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game released last month, people have been wondering when we were going to unlock the final secret character in the game. Nega Scott is easily attainable in th...   more

Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo


Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo
Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo
Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo
Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo
Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo
Knives Chau announced for Scott Pilgrim: The Game photo



Ubisoft announces Beyond Good and Evil HD

Ever since Ubisoft announced Beyond Good and Evil 2 in 2008, gamers have been dying to see what exactly Ubisoft was going to do with the franchise. It's been two years since then, and little has been discussed with the g...   more

Ubisoft announces Beyond Good and Evil HD photo

Hands-on: Superstars V8 Racing

Everyone says that digital downloads are the future of gaming, but so many publishers seem to be afraid of making their product strictly digital. That's not stopping O-Games from releasing a full retail racing title onto the ...   more

Hands-on: Superstars V8 Racing photo

Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders

I know the guys from Reverb Communications pretty well. After all, as the PR representatives for many games like Rock Band and Deadly Premonition, they act as the middle man between publishers and games journalists. A great g...   more

Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo


Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo
Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo
Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo
Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo
Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo
Hands-on: Dungeon Defenders photo



Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns

Returning to Donkey Kong Country is like returning to an old friend. Many of us have fond memories of rolling through the jungles of DK's island in, at the time, one of the most visually impressive games ever made. There were...   more

Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo


Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo
Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo
Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo
Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo
Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo
Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns photo



Preview: Apache: Air Assault

Apache: Air Assault is a special beast. While it might be considered a helicopter version of Gaijin Entertainment's IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey, a military aerial simulator released in 2009, it is clearly a differ...   more

Preview: Apache: Air Assault photo

Hands-on: Dead Space 2 multiplayer

Adding multiplayer to a game that is primarily known for the single-player experience is always a finicky deal. Take a look at Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, or BioShock 2. While both of these titles were able to bring so...   more

Hands-on: Dead Space 2 multiplayer photo

Tron Bonne confirmed for MvC3; Mega Man still missing

First of all, watch the lovely cinematic above. It's dashing! It's brave! It's exciting! Captain America punches the crap out of a helicopter, Chun-Li proves herself worthless, Trish does some bad-ass shooting...   more

Tron Bonne confirmed for MvC3; Mega Man still missing photo

Hands-on: Claptrap's New Robot Revolution

It's been about a year since the first time I saw Borderlands. Taking place at some quirky bar in the famous Haight district in San Francisco, the oddness of the place fit the game, and I wasn't expecting much. At that point ...   more

Hands-on: Claptrap's New Robot Revolution photo

Borderlands patch brings new level cap, weapons, and more

For fans of Borderlands, the addition of Claptrap's New Robot Revolution is going to be an exciting bit of downloadable content. Having seen the new features, I can say it's a fantastic addition to Borderlands, and you'll def...   more

Borderlands patch brings new level cap, weapons, and more photo

Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War

Recently Sega invited me over to its San Francisco offices to take a peek at the latest game in the Total War series: Shogun 2. As a return to the original Total War game Shogun: Total War, Shogun 2 is the latest in the real ...   more

Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo


Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo
Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo
Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo
Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo
Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo
Impressions: Shogun 2: Total War photo